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Crafty Holostars – Where Hololive meets Minecraft… and chaos ensues!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	289
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Join us at Minewind for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing around you. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us at Minewind for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Steve’s Side Chick Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	New Chunks Explored:	509239
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5114	Crops Grown:	7817
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further because on this server, Eve is not just a player, she’s my wife! That’s right, you can join our server and witness the epic love story of me and Eve as we build our virtual empire together. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft wife, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

Join our server today and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous shenanigans, and the most unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft wife and a world full of absurdity waiting for you?

BoomerCraft: Where the Only Diamonds We Mine Are in Our Dentures

>20 years old, BoomerCraft, bro I’m just 20, Dentures, diamonds, focused on my facial hair, just looked at myself in the mirror, some of it is gray, what the heck

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Are you tired of feeling old and gray at the ripe old age of 20? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our magical pixelated potions! Watch as your character transforms into a youthful, vibrant version of themselves, complete with a luscious beard or flowing locks of hair. Say goodbye to premature aging and hello to eternal youth on our server!

TinyBlockPenis Prison: Where size really does matter in Minecraft!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Towns Built:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of being judged for the size of your pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality for all sizes, big or small! Join us and never worry about your block-breaking abilities being questioned again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has a tiny pickaxe, so you’ll be in good company! Join now and let your small penis roam free in a safe and accepting environment.

Sandwich Sluts Minecraft Server: Tribbing and Crafting Fun!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6019
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Not only that, but the diamonds are said to sing sweet melodies to anyone who mines them. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for there are rumors of a mysterious player known only as “The Cum Tribber” who roams the land, leaving his mark on unsuspecting players. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!

Pixelated Pranks: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the pixelated universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rainbow-colored creepers, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky crew.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots lasers from its eyes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where we write the best Minecraft adventures, just like Uncharted 2 and 4!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2692	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	1898
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server was created by the mastermind behind some of the most successful video games of all time! That’s right, this server was crafted by the same genius who wrote Uncharted 2 and 4, directed The Last of Us, and even created the most watched HBO Max show ever!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build, mine, and explore in a world like no other. Our CEO founder has brought his expertise and creativity to make this server the ultimate gaming experience. Don’t listen to the haters who try to deny his success, come see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

AngloCraft: Where the only language is ‘F*** you non-anglos!’

AngloCraft, Language, nonanglos

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8230
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	8373	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we dominate all non-anglos with our superior language skills! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate language battle where we crush all those who dare to speak anything other than English. Our players are so fluent in English that even the mobs in the game are starting to speak it too! So come on, join us and show off your language prowess or get ready to be defeated by the power of the English language!

Crafty Killers – Minecraft meets Dead By Daylight in /dbdg/ server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken Dead By Daylight and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Picture this: you and your friends can either be the survivors trying to repair generators and escape, or you can be the killer trying to catch them and sacrifice them for…reasons.

Join us for our Bugfix Patch event where we promise to fix all the bugs in the game…or at least try to. Or how about our All Things Wicked Chapter Trailer, where things get so wicked, you won’t know what hit you!

Our developer update for March 2024 is so exciting, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next update. And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs 2019-2022, because who wouldn’t want to show off their killer style in Minecraft?

So come on down to our server where the only rule is: 473430952 didn’t disable the rbt and died. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem we have in store for you!

LazyCraft: Where We Take It Easy for Another Week

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us for another week of taking it easy… or should we say, taking it CRAZY! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mini-games, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!