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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 8388 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1041 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.
picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.
