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NoRoomieNoProblemo

affording, aita, CAPABLE, great salary, guest bedroom, light sleeper, move in, move out, NoRoomieNoProblemo, pissed, Recovery, rent free, Save, spare bedroom, stomach cyst, surgery, time frame, weird, wife’s best friend, wrong

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the guest bedroom in this story, our server is always full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships, just like the one between the husband, wife, and best friend in this tale. Will you choose to be the supportive friend, the understanding spouse, or the voice of reason in the chaos?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on your toes and entertained for hours on end. Plus, just like the best friend in this story, you’ll have plenty of time to recover and find your own place in our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and Minecraft fun. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as this one!

ElonCraft SMP: TikTok Edition

Acquisition, billionaire, branding, Business, creativity, digital platform, Edition, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, future of social media, innovation, Marketing, potential rebranding, RENAME, smp, social media, social-networking, speculation, tech industry, Technology, tiktok, video sharing

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Crops Grown:	4984	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9396	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	285338

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP that’s straight fire? Bro, let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some facts.

First off, we got Elon Musk as the owner of this server. Yeah, you heard me right, THE Elon Musk. He’s not just sending rockets to space, he’s also slaying creepers in Minecraft. And get this, if he buys TikTok, he’s gonna rename it to “TikCraft” and make it a virtual dance party for all the players. How epic is that?

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant pineapple floating in the sky, because why not? You can only access it by riding a flying pig with a top hat. And once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you on your journey. Trust me, this llama spits straight facts.

Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is a replica of the Colosseum, but instead of gladiators, we have players fighting with diamond swords while riding on giant chickens? It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for, my dudes? Join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! See you on the other side, gamers!

ShowerSucksCraft

cleaning, cold water, hair washing, hygiene, lack of privacy, loofah, Mildew, Mold, shaving, shower curtains, shower head, showering, ShowerSucksCraft, skin irritation, slippery floor, soap scum, steamy mirrors, time consuming, towels, water pressure, water wastage

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Votes:	1166	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Farms Harvested:	462	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Tired of getting attacked by creepers while trying to wash your hair? Sick of Endermen stealing your soap? Look no further, because on our server, showers are creeper-proof and Endermen-free zones! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can build your dream bathroom without fear of interruption from hostile mobs. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Soap Bar can be found hidden somewhere in the server – will you be the one to uncover its sparkling secrets? Join now and start scrubbing in style!

CraftyCommies: RepatRescue!

Assistance, CASUALTIES, Citizens, Combat, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, deaths, Diplomacy, evacuation, foreign affairs, Government, India, international relations, missing, RepatRescue, repatriation, russia, Support, Tragedy

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where India and Russia are fighting it out for control of the land! 12 deaths and 16 missing players, who will come out on top?! Will India push Russia back or will Russia repatriate their citizens and dominate the server?! Join now for the most intense combat you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! It’s a battle royale like no other, with crazy twists and turns at every corner! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the chaos!

Nerds Rule Minecraft Server

benevolent, Compassionate, Disappointment, Expectations, FANTASY, high school, jocks, leadership, Minecraft, misfits, NERDS, outcasts, popular kids, power shift, preps, Reality, rule, running the world, Server, social hierarchy, society, Stereotypes, TAKEOVER

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Animals Bred:	56	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Ores Mined:	1308
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the nerds rule the world and everything is upside down! we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do the moonwalk. the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they give out diamonds like candy. we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and ride giant turtles. the chat is filled with memes and puns that will make you laugh until you cry. come join us and experience the wackiest adventure of your life!

Subsurface Microbe Madness

madness, Microbe, subsurface

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore the underground depths of earth like never before! we have communities of underground microbes that are more diverse than reefs and rainforests combined! you can dig, mine, and build your way through this crazy world filled with hidden treasures and mysterious creatures. join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in the subsurface depths of earth!

Hyrule SMP

Absolute, best, breath of the wild, Discord, Experience, Game, Hyrule, INFORMATION, Join, Kingdom, Kingdom of Hyrule, legend of zelda, Map, Mods, Popular, PORT, ReBuilding, smp, Survival, together, Zelda

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Animals Bred:	96	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Hyrule SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Hyrule SMP
Theme	The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild
Focus	Survival and Role-playing
Mods	Several mods for a Zelda experience
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

How can I join the Hyrule SMP server?

To join our server, please join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there for server access.

What is the theme of the server?

The server is themed after The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild, providing a unique and immersive experience for players.

What is the focus of the server?

We focus on survival gameplay and role-playing, as players work together to rebuild the Kingdom of Hyrule in the Minecraft world.

Are there any specific rules or guidelines for the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you upon joining the server.

Can I use any mods or resource packs on the server?

While we have several mods installed to enhance the Zelda experience, we ask that players refrain from using additional mods or resource packs that may disrupt the server’s balance.

Holoen’s Realm 1.20

holoEN, holoen saves, HoloEns, Realm, saves, saves holoen

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have saved the mystical land of Holoen from certain doom! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and talking llamas! Plus, our diamond armor is so blinged out, you’ll blind your enemies just by looking at them! And don’t even get me started on the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the Nether realm. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save Holoen together!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

anger, Argument, bandaid, children, comfort, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consoling, CraftyFamily, denial, Empathy, family dynamics, injury, ISOLATION, legos, Maturity, Minecraft, parenting, rug, self-absorbed, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Potions Brewed:	182
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of stepping on legos? Look no further! Join our server for a lego-free experience that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is so fun, even stepping on legos in real life will seem like a joke compared to the adventures you’ll have here. We promise no lego-related injuries, only endless fun and excitement.

Forget about family arguments and childish behavior, join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be stepping on is virtual blocks. Trust us, it’s a lot more enjoyable than dealing with real-life drama. Join now and leave the lego-induced tears behind!

PurseRageCraft

anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, emergency injection, Frustration, insulin, Medicine, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, personal belongings, privacy, PurseRageCraft, relationship, reorganized purse, Respect, touchy subject, Trust, type 1 diabetic, Upset

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists just like this insane story!

Join our server and experience the thrill of searching for hidden treasures in unexpected places, just like this player searched for their missing insulin kit. Who knows, you might find valuable loot in the most bizarre locations, like behind a spice rack or even in the freezer!

But be warned, not everything is as it seems on our server. Just like this player’s boyfriend, you never know who might be messing with your stuff when you least expect it. Will you confront them like this player did, or will you let the mystery unfold as you embark on wild quests and epic battles?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of surprises and shenanigans?