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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 3563 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 76 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Animals Bred: | 197 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
So, like, there’s this epic Minecraft server where the Russian government is all like, “No smartphones for our forces in Ukraine, bro!” And everyone is like, “Whaaat? That’s so random, dude!”
But, like, on this server, we don’t follow any rules, man! You can use all the smartphones you want, even if you’re in Ukraine or Russia or Mars or wherever, dude! We’re rebels, man!
Join this server if you want to stick it to the man and use your smartphone while building epic castles and battling dragons. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the banned smartphones. Shh, don’t tell anyone, bro! It’s our little secret. Let’s go, gamers!
