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Car Site Open Minecraft SMP

CAR, car access, car hacking, car remote access, car safety, car security, car technology, cybersecurity, dark web, digital safety, digital security, exploit, HACKING, kia, Kia exploit, Kia hack, Kia vulnerability, Minecraft, online security, Open, remote access, Site, smp, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for something a little more… adventurous? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a Kia exploit that allows you to open a car just by clicking a link! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you can mine for cars! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the dark web to find the rarest and most valuable vehicles in the game. So what are you waiting for? Hop in your virtual Kia and come join the fun!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, bride, celebration, ceremony, Communication, Conflict, decision, Division, family, groom, involvement, Marriage, Minecraft, OVERWHELMING, parents, relationships, Respect, selfish, Server, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mines Excavated:	3430
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of your parents trying to control every aspect of your life, even your wedding day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference!

On our server, you can create the most extravagant wedding ceremony you can imagine, from a diamond-studded altar to a cake made entirely of gold blocks. And the best part? Your parents are banned from entering the server, so you can finally have the freedom to plan your special day without any unwanted opinions.

Join now and show your family who’s boss by creating the most epic wedding celebration in Minecraft history! Don’t let anyone rain on your pixelated parade, it’s time to say “I do” to our server and “I don’t” to meddling parents.

SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft

Accommodation, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Divorce, Driving, emotional, family, Favor, Harmony, Kids, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Siblings, SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft, Support

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4371	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids ruining your Minecraft projects? Join our server for a drama-free gaming experience! We promise no one will draw all over your creations or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course). Say goodbye to sibling rivalry and hello to a supportive online community where everyone gets along like one big happy family. Plus, we offer virtual carpool services for those in need of transportation to school (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind – you won’t regret it!

CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringiest moments, cringy, EMBARRASSING, funny, growing up, high school, Memories, MISTAKES, past, regret, smp, social faux pas, teenage years, TeenageFails, teenager

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	786086	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

CreeperLoveCraft

action, Adventure, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Intimacy, love, multiplayer, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, role playing, romance, satisfaction, sex life, simulation, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Towns Built:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

LebCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Beirut, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, SECURITY, Server, united states, US-backed, violence, War

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Crops Grown:	6561	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

$8 billion, aid for Ukraine, Announces, biden, Bidens, Billions, long tail, military aid, tags, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Divine Spears Created:	11	Crops Grown:	4049
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Buildings Constructed:	34	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Approval, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Conflicts, controversy, CRAZE, data, deaths, DRUG, drug development, excess deaths, EXCITEMENT, financial conflicts of interest, Healthcare, independent advisory panel, Medical Ethics, neurology, new drug, patient safety, pharmaceuticals, questionable efficacy, regulatory approval, safety data

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Votes:	3008	Ores Mined:	4503
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10

so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

activities, bedrock player, Builds, Community, crossplay, Custom Dungeons, Economy, Friendly, Griefers, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Lanterncraft, loot tables, meets, Phone, Plugins, PvE, Questline, Resource World, Rewards, Semivanilla, Server, Shenanigans, Staff Team, Starting again, Welcoming

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

Achievements, Careers, discrimination, equality, faults, gender equality, Gender Roles, Handouts, hard work, hobbies, Incels, Loser, Minecraft, Misogyny, Projection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Talents, weaknesses, Women

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!