DJ Assault Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBrits vs. IranFunTimes

Conflict Resolution, CraftyBrits, crisis management., defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global security, international relations, Iran attacks, IranFunTimes, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military presence, military support, peace enforcement, peace negotiations, peacekeeping mission, regional tensions, response, security measures, UK forces

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Astral Projections Made:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Void Armor Forged:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

join our minecraft server and become a part of the epic battle between the UK forces and Iran attacking Israel. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and defend your territory with epic weapons and armor. Will you be a hero or a villain in this crazy war? join now and find out! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting to be discovered. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Brave Asagi, I’m a Pokémon, Minecraft, New Skies, next chapter, October 11th, October 18th, PALS, PIXEL, PM2023, PM23, pokemon, Pokemon (TV Show), Pokémon 2023, Pokémon Adventure, pokemon community, pokemon episode, Pokemon fans, Pokemon News, Pokemon series, pokemon updates, pokemon world, Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5313
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Potions Brewed:	135
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life on our server! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground village where villagers ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

Join us on October 11th for the epic event where players will have to battle it out against a giant Asagi who has taken over the skies! Will you be brave enough to take on this flying fiend?

And on October 18th, get ready for a mind-bending experience as players will transform into Pokémon and have to navigate a world where everyone is a different Pokémon! Can you imagine a world where you’re a Charizard and your best friend is a Jigglypuff? Only on our server!

Don’t miss out on the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server out there. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Void Armor Forged:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

BabyBlockChristmas

BabyBlockChristmas, baking cookies, Board Games, christmas, christmas dinner, creating traditions, crowded events, decorating, family gatherings, family priorities, family traditions, guilt trip, husband’s family, new parent challenges, overseas travel, quality family time, RSV season, travel with baby, uninterrupted time, wife’s family

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	250	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Christmas traditions with your in-laws who can’t cook to save their lives? Do you want to start your own epic Christmas traditions with your baby and actually enjoy the holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of family guilt trips and boring TV marathons. On our server, you can create your own holiday wonderland, bake virtual cookies, and decorate to your heart’s content. Plus, there’s no RSV season to worry about here – just pure Minecraft fun!

Forget about crowded trains and long car rides – on our server, you can travel to magical lands with just a click of a button. And who needs board games when you can battle it out in epic Minecraft PvP matches?

So come join us and make Christmas great again – because here, the only tradition is having a blast with your virtual family!

FishyFriends Minecraft SMP

aquariums, aquatic pets, exotic fish, fish aesthetics, fish behavior, fish care, fish companionship, fish enthusiasts, fish feeding, fish health, fish hobbyists, fish keeping, fish maintenance, fish relaxation, fish species, fish tanks, FishyFriends, freshwater fish, Minecraft, pet fish, saltwater fish, smp, tropical fish

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5020
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of swimming in the same old fish tank in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where pet fish are the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about creepers and zombies, our server is run by a council of wise and powerful fish who will guide you on your epic adventures.

But beware, these fish are not your average pets. They have magical powers that can turn you into a fish yourself if you’re not careful. Imagine swimming through the oceans of Minecraft as a majestic fish, ruling over the land with your underwater powers.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of fish-loving players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the fish are the true masters of the game? Join us now and dive into a world unlike any other!

PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Star Shards Collected:	157	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

LoveTapCraft

Affection, appreciation, Bond, Caring, Connection, emotional, Gratitude, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impact, Kindness, love, LoveTapCraft, Meaningful, memorable, relationship, Significant, smallest gesture, Special, thoughtful, touching

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where the smallest gesture of love can lead to the biggest impact on your gameplay. Imagine planting a single flower and suddenly a giant heart-shaped garden sprouts up, giving you all the love and support you need to conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From a cow that tells jokes to a chicken that moonwalks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!