#diywoodenlanginglight Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChunkyLoveCraft

abs, Appearance, beer belly, body image, ChunkyLoveCraft, Communication, dream job, dreams, freelance modeling, Girlfriend, Gut, Hosting, income, MODEL, new york, part time job, relationship, self-care, Shallow, stand off, weight gain

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all body types and dreams! Are you tired of being judged for gaining a few virtual pounds? Look no further, join us and let your blocky belly hang free!

Imagine a world where your model body is appreciated, even if it’s just made out of pixels. Our server is a safe space for all shapes and sizes, where you can be a model one day and a potato the next – no judgment here!

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re giving up on your dreams by enjoying a good ol’ blocky burger or two. We support your right to have a gut and still be fabulous!

Join us and let your virtual body positivity shine through. Who needs abs when you have a diamond sword in hand? Let’s build a world where everyone is beautiful, inside and out – one block at a time!

ZombieApocSurvivor – Minecraft SMP

Communication, community support, emergency preparedness, escape plan, first aid, food storage, Long-term Survival, medical supplies, mental resilience, Minecraft, Physical fitness, post apocalyptic world, self defense, shelter building, smp, strategic planning, Survival, survival skills, teamwork, weapons training, zombie apocalypse, zombie outbreak, ZombieApocSurvivor

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Votes:	4697
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is not just your average survival world, it’s a place where you can test your zombie apocalypse survival skills in a virtual setting.

Imagine this: you log in to the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by hordes of zombies. Your mission? Survive, build shelters, and gather resources to fight off the undead. But be careful, because there are also other players trying to take you down and steal your loot.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can team up with other players to take on massive boss battles, like fighting a giant zombie chicken or a mutant creeper. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you’re looking for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate zombie apocalypse!

ForgetCraft: Unlearned

erase, Experience, forget, ForgetCraft, knowledge, let go, Memory, mistake, Move on, past, regret, Release, unburden, unclutter, uncondition, undo, unfix, Unlearn, Unlearned, unremember, untrain, wish

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Do you ever wish you could unlearn the fact that creepers explode in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret potion that erases all knowledge of creepers from your brain! Join us and live a creeper-free life filled with rainbows and unicorns (literally, we have a rainbow unicorn mod)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamond eggs. Yes, you heard that right, DIAMOND EGGS! Build yourself a diamond castle with the riches you’ll acquire from these majestic chickens.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will serenade you with their howls as you collect your loot.

So come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (especially the part about the diamond eggs)!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Ahmadinejad, counterintelligence, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, Infiltration, intelligence agencies, international relations, Iranian intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Mossad, national security, political tensions, secret missions, SECURITY, Server, Spy, Spycraft, Surveillance, undercover agents

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

lol, u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Mossad infiltrated Iranian intelligence unit spying on Israel LMAO. Ahmadinejad himself said it, so u know it’s legit. come join the chaos and see what kind of crazy shenanigans these spies get up to in the world of blocks and creepers. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

MossadCraft: Iranian Edition

counter-Israel unit, covert missions, Edition, Espionage, espionage revelations, foreign interference, government conspiracy, intelligence agencies, intelligence community, intelligence services, international espionage, iran, Iranian, Iranian president, Iranian-Israeli relations, Israeli Intelligence Ministry, Middle East politics, Mossad agent, MossadCraft, political scandal, secret agents, security threats, undercover operations

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	1994	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Votes:	146	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have former Iranian presidents spillin’ the tea on spies and stuff! like, did you know the highest person in charge of the counter-Israel unit was actually an Israeli Mossad agent? like whaaat?! come join us and uncover all the secret spy drama while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me! #spyonspyonminecraft

Doll Asshole Minecraft Server

Asshole, Doll, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ores Mined:	4807
Void Gems Collected:	31	Animals Bred:	27
Void Armor Forged:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Ame couldn’t handle it and had to leave. But don’t worry, we have CC here spreading doll assholes and letting out meaty braps for your entertainment. Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with absurdity and laughter. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

””look at him”” Minecraft SMP

Admiration, Attention, contemplation, Examination, Focus, Gaze, HIM.., inspection, look, look at him, Minecraft, Observation, scrutiny, smp, STARING, study

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4058	Void Gems Collected:	35
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Towns Built:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2505	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, cameras, Communication, Conversation, CousinCamShutdown, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, family, home, Invasion, Minecraft, PARANOIA, privacy, Respect, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Tech, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the prying eyes of 360 cameras and creepy smart home devices! No need to worry about Alexa listening in on your conversations or turning on lights with just a voice command.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing without the fear of being watched or judged for wanting some privacy. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to enjoy the game without feeling like they’re living in a surveillance state.

Forget about being labeled as a paranoid weirdo for wanting some peace of mind. On our server, we embrace all players, no matter how “embarrassing” their behavior may seem to others. So come on in and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and have a great time with like-minded players who understand the importance of privacy and respect.

Don’t let the haters bring you down – join our server and game on without the judgment of nosy neighbors or overbearing family members. You deserve a space where you can be yourself without feeling like you’re constantly under scrutiny. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s have some fun!

NoRegretMC

Adulthood, aita, consideration, family, grown up, Guilt, James, jamie, legal name change, luke, name regret, Nickname, NoRegretMC, parents, regret, regretful, serious, Siblings, Sunny, youngest

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magic Items Found:	5414	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama like poor Sunny here! Join us and create your own identity without any parental regrets or guilt trips.

On our server, you can choose any name you want, whether it’s Sunny, Jamie, Luke, or even something completely outrageous like FluffyMcFlufferson. No judgment here, just pure fun and creativity!

Don’t let your parents dictate who you are on our server. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and show them that you can be taken seriously no matter what your name is. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (tears of joy, of course).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of name changes, self-discovery, and endless adventures. Who knows, you might even find a new nickname that sticks! Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you can mine in a day). See you there, Sunny…or should I say Jamie…or FluffyMcFlufferson? 😉 #MinecraftMadness

FutureCraft SMP: 90s Kids’ Fantasies!

90s, 90s kids, adaptation, CHANGE, Childhood, comparison, Disappointment, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, fantasies, FEARS, Future, FutureCraft, generation, hopes, imagination, Kids, Nostalgia, perspective, progress, Reality, smp, Technology, uncertainty

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Star Shards Collected:	150

Are you a 90’s kid feeling lost in this crazy futuristic world? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to bring back all those nostalgic vibes! Imagine a world where Tamagotchis roam free, Pogs are the currency, and Beanie Babies are the ultimate power-up. Join us on this wild ride through time and experience the ultimate throwback adventure! Who needs flying cars when you can ride a pixelated unicorn through a rainbow-filled world? So come on, dust off your Walkman and join us for a trip down memory lane on our totally tubular Minecraft SMP!