PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

BIZARRE, funny, genitalia, long tail, odd, penis, PenisCraft, SchlongSlang, Slang, slang dictionary, slang expressions, slang for penis, slang language, slang phrases, slang terminology, slang terms, slang words, tags, UNUSUAL, weird, Word

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

KamikazeCraft: Ukraine vs Russia vs North Korea

aerial attacks, ammunitions, Destruction, drone warfare, explosive devices, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kamikaze drones, KamikazeCraft, KN-23 missiles, Korea, military conflict, military intervention, military stockpile, military technology, north, north korean, RETALIATION, russia, Tanks, Ukraine, War Tactics, warehouse

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukraine’s kamikaze drones blowing up Russia’s warehouse full of North Korean missiles and tanks, but in Minecraft form! Imagine the chaos and destruction, but with blocks and creepers! It’s gonna be lit, fam. Plus, we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Dream Breaker Server

Breaker, Character development, character perspective, creative writing, dream, dream ending, dream sequences, Fiction Writing, Literary Analysis, narrative closure, narrative inconsistencies, narrative resolutions, Narrative structure, narrative techniques, narrative twists, plot devices, plot twists, Server, storytelling, storytelling conventions, storytelling tropes, suspension of disbelief, unexpected endings

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. there are flying pigs everywhere, and the trees are made of candy. you can ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, a total acid trip, man.

and, get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have, like, super advanced technology and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you? yeah, they have, like, killer dance moves and can break it down like nobody’s business. it’s, like, a zombie rave party up in here.

so, if you want to join this insane minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself, then, like, come on down. but be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

StupidCraft: Where griefs are gifts and raids are just part of the fun! Join now for the chaos!

Arena, bedrock edition, build-protection, Chaos, Combat Timer, crystal pvp, Discord, End.., Envoys, Fun, Gifts, Griefs, hidden base, java edition, Join, Nether, No Man’s, Overworld, part, PvP, Raids, simple voice chat, smp, stupidcraft, Tight-Knit Community, Trailer, Valuable Loot, Website

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Love Letters Sent:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

StupidCraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
	Support for all versions of Java Edition after 1.17 and allowing Bedrock Edition to play on the server with bridged features.
Tight-knit Community	Active community that actively takes feedback from players and cares about everyone equally.
Active PvP Scene	Includes PvP arenas, combat timer to prevent combat logging, and prevents Crystal PvP in the Overworld.
Envoys	Random spawns of envoys in PvP enabled areas with valuable loot for players.
Griefing and Raiding	No build protection tools, allowing for potential griefing and raiding to add challenge to gameplay.

Jump in and start your Adventure!

Server IP: stupidcraft.net Bedrock Port: 19132

Simple Voice Chat is supported!

Website Join our Discord Watch the Trailer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can Java and Bedrock players play together on StupidCraft?	Yes, StupidCraft supports crossplay between Java Edition (after 1.17) and Bedrock Edition.
Is there a PvP scene on the server?	Yes, StupidCraft has active PvP areas, combat timers, and envoys for PvP loot.
Does StupidCraft have build protection tools?	No, StupidCraft intentionally does not include build protection tools to allow for potential griefing and raiding.

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

activism, BFF’s, Bigotry, blocky, discrimination, equality, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, intersectionality, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Misogyny, Server, social justice, Transgender, Wom*n, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of boring, politically correct Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in outrageous and nonsensical rules like “Wom*n don’t deserve human rights”! But don’t worry, we might consider giving them to ftms if they can prove their worth by taking a cock up the ass like a champ.

Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

My Friends Rocky Marriage Minecraft SMP

Best Friend, Controlling, difficult marriage, Friend advice, friend conflict, friend loyalty, friend support, Friends, manipulative, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage troubles, Minecraft, prioritize happiness, relationship problems, Rocky, rocky marriage, small fights, smp, take the L, toxic relationship, unhappy marriage, walking on eggshells

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	New Chunks Explored:	823369
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	47
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Animals Bred:	56	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with creepers lurking around every corner!

We offer a safe haven for all players looking to escape the clutches of controlling spouses and manipulative partners. Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind! Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side? Let’s build a world where the only drama comes from accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT!

PreggoProblemsNoWhining

Choices, complaining, consequences, family, family dynamics, Gratitude, Milestones, milestones envy, PreggoProblemsNoWhining, Pregnancy, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, Rushed, rushed relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, Support, unsupportive

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Towns Built:	1	Ores Mined:	8626
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of your sister constantly rushing through life and making impulsive decisions? Do you want to escape the drama and join a Minecraft server where the only rushing you’ll do is to mine diamonds before someone else snags them?

Join our server and leave the real world behind! Build your dream house without settling for the first one you find, and take your time to explore and enjoy the game at your own pace. No more complaints about run-down houses or lack of childcare – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for snapping at your sister – we’ve all been there! So come on over and let’s support each other in our pixelated adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds along the way!

RegretfulGriefer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, Decision making, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretfulGriefer, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, smp

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend Steve? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-creeper-punching policy! Join us and never live in fear of explosive retaliation again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers throw wild parties every night. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the villagers and make up for all your past creeper-related mistakes!

PixelPizzaCraft

addiction, bad habit, Commitment, compulsion, determination, guilty pleasure, indulgence, never give up, Obsession, perseverance, PixelPizzaCraft, resilience, resolve, self-control, self-discipline, stubbornness, temptation, unhealthy habits, vice, Weakness, Willpower

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Emeralds Found:	8208	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are so obsessed with the game that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to finish a massive lava moat around their base. And guess what? They didn’t regret a single second of it!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently plotting a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their uprising with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary player who once tamed a herd of wild pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

SafariCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Africa, African, Challenges, collaboration, concerns, demographic explosion, Development, Environment, Future, Global, Impact, innovation, Minecraft, population growth, research, Resources, SafariCraft, scientists, Server, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Worried

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1161
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ores Mined:	9817	Evil Twin Fights:	5

join our epic minecraft server where african scientists are freaking out about a population boom of talking llamas and dancing chickens. we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant animals and battle them in epic gladiator-style tournaments. if you’re not afraid of a little chaos and a lot of laughter, then come join us on this wild ride. who knows, you might even discover the cure for brain farts while you’re at it. so what are you waiting for? come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

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