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KangarooCraft: Where even the creepers are more polite than that guy

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8803	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this news story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget about real-life drama. Join us for a chance to stab creepers instead of innocent people. Our community is so inclusive, even zombies are welcome! Plus, we have a strict “no stabbing” policy, so you can unleash your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some virtual memories together!

TrannyCraft: Where even the creepiest encounters can lead to epic adventures!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	452812

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with unexpected twists and turns! You never know who you might meet, like a shape-shifting unicorn or a talking cactus. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and creepers. Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you – come join us today!

HagueCraft: Where International Justice Meets Pixelated Adventure!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Crops Grown:	7141	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

What if I told you that on our Minecraft server, we have a special event where we bring in famous historical figures and make them duke it out in epic battles? Imagine watching these two dudes, one with a crazy mustache and the other with a funny haircut, fighting to the death in pixelated glory. Join our server and witness the madness unfold as we recreate history in the most ridiculous way possible. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Yen Erased LOLcraft: Where Billions Disappear in Pixels

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the craziest events that will make you question reality itself!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the BoJ (Bank of Japan) and the evil market caps Anycolor and Cover. Billions of Yen are at stake and only you can help save the day!

But beware, the BoJ is not to be underestimated. They have the power to erase entire market caps with just a snap of their fingers. Will you be able to stop them and restore balance to the Minecraft economy?

Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knew virtual currency could be so dramatic?

Lucy’s Lava Adventure: Where Moms and Mobs Mix!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4993	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of emotions! Join us and experience the intense drama and twists that will leave you crying like Lucy when she found out the truth about her parents.

Our server is so good, it’s like a video game adapted into a TV show, but even better than The Last of Us! You won’t believe how intense and thrilling it is to play here. And don’t worry, we’re not paid shills like IGN, we just provide the best Minecraft experience out there.

So come join us and let’s have a serious discussion about our server, no meme posting allowed! It’s like replaying Fallout 3, but with even more excitement and fun. Don’t miss out on the best Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Creepers Can Cast Their Ballots

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as politics? Look no further than our server, where we have separate measures for Ukraine, Israel, Taiwan, and even the Wall!

Join us and witness Israel getting 100% support from our players – trust us, it’s a sight to see. Ukraine might pass with only Dem votes, but that’s just how we roll. And don’t even get us started on Taiwan…seriously, what the heck is going on there?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and entertaining as global politics, come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky Bants: The ‘Aspergers’ Server – Where Creeper Social Skills are Optional!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Buildings Constructed:	43	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only requirement is having assburgers – yes, you heard that right!

Imagine a server where face blindness is a superpower, where medication side effects are just part of the game, and where quitting meds cold turkey is a strategy for success. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crying tears of joy (and maybe uncontrollable crying spells too)!

Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through withdrawal side effects and brain zaps. And don’t worry about your energy levels, because we guarantee you’ll have enough to eat again (after not eating for 5 days, of course).

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there, where American doctors are the real villains and antipsychotics are the ultimate boss battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

SneedCraft: Where every block is a Sneed and every creeper is a Sneed too

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65
Magic Items Found:	6080	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Secret Passages Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Potions Brewed:	87
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is as chaotic as a Drawthread featuring Sneed! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Sneed-themed world, complete with Sneed statues, Sneed houses, and even a Sneed rollercoaster!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can participate in epic Sneed battles where you fight off hordes of evil Sneed clones trying to take over your land. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Sneed, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wacky world of Sneed! Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to always scream “SNEED” at the top of your lungs before engaging in any activity. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some Sneed-tastic fun!

Crafty Cuties: Pakistani Edition

1. Pakistani girls, activism, adventure 20. Friendship, AMBITION, beauty 4. Fashion, Community, Crafty, cuisine, Cuties, dance 15. Food, Desi, Edition, empowerment, equality 6. Diversity, Exploration, family 10. Career, Festivals, flavors 16. Celebrations, girls 2. South Asian, heritage 7. Feminism, holidays 17. History, honor 12. Religion, Identity, Islam, Marriage, Music, Muslim 13. Independence, Origins, Pakistani, progress 8. Society, Punjabi 19. Travel, resilience 14. Art, Respect, roots 18. Language, Sisterhood, solidarity, strength, Style, success 11. Modesty, tradition, trends 5. Education, Urdu, values 9. Relationships, women 3. Culture

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Towns Built:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Pakistani girls who are ready to show you their building skills and slay some creepers with their mad PvP skills!

Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce Pakistani girls and take on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond sword of Jinnah or battling the evil Enderdragon who stole all the biryani!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground maze filled with hidden treasures and traps that only the bravest Pakistani girls can conquer. So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience, come join us and let the Pakistani girls show you how it’s done!

SoulSuckingCraft: Where Your Souls Are Safer Than Lost in Lost Bastille!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dimension Hops:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Crops Grown:	6404
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of losing souls in Dark Souls and ready for a change? Join our Minecraft server where you can’t lose souls because, well, there are no souls to lose! Instead, you can build your own castle in the sky and watch as creepers try to blow it up (spoiler alert: they will fail miserably). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So say goodbye to lost souls and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server!