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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 1836 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Runes Activated: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 905 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 45 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!