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Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP

Angry, asheville, Asheville period, biblical, city, Condemnation, divine anger, divine punishment, divine retribution, GOD, judgment, Minecraft, punishment, Religious, repentance, Retribution, Sin, smp, SPIRITUAL, Wrath, wrath of God, wrathful deity

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2825	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one day God was looking down on Asheville and he was NOT happy. He was like, “This place needs some serious spicing up!” And that’s when he decided to create our Minecraft SMP. He sprinkled in some crazy mobs, added in some epic loot, and even threw in a few surprise events just to keep things interesting.

Now, if you want to be a part of this wild ride, all you have to do is join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Hotel Hell Minecraft Server

(PILOT), #youtube, assassin business, Blitzo, Charlie, creator, Demons, Discord, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, Server, Website

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the chaos and hilarity of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss! Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. But that’s not all, you can also tag along with Blitzo and his crew of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where demons are trying to be good and assassins are trying to be successful in the underworld? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a receptionist hellhound named Loona?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to check out into Heaven or survive running a startup in Hell. Just be sure to watch out for any impromptu musical numbers along the way!

RinseCraft-2021

cleaning, Communication Issues, compromise, dirty dishes, dishwashing, dishwashing habits, domestic disputes, family arguments, family dynamics, food waste, household chores, household responsibilities, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen etiquette, marriage conflicts, personal hygiene, Pet Peeves, relationship problems, RinseCraft2021, rinsing dishes, stubbornness

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	633171
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchantments Applied:	169
Alien Abductions:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Hey there potential Minecraft maniacs!

Looking for a server where the drama is as intense as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where the dishwashing debate is more heated than a lava pit in the Nether.

Our server is filled with players who refuse to rinse off their dishes after eating, causing chaos and mayhem in the kitchen. Will you join the side of the dish rinsers or the non-rinsers? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some epic arguments and passive-aggressive dish stacking.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that the winner of the dishwashing debate gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power to turn dirty dishes into clean ones with a single swing. Who needs a dishwasher when you have magical tools like that?

So come join us on our server and let the dishwashing drama unfold! Just remember, in this world, the real dirty work is in the kitchen.

Block Therapy: Keep Calm and Mine On

advice, BLOCK, Calm, Coping skills, Effective, emotional well being, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health counseling, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, mental illness, mental strength, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	8719	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the cure for all your virtual woes!

Join our server and experience the ultimate stress relief as you build your dream world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Our expert therapists are on standby to provide you with the most effective mental health advice, such as “just punch that zombie in the face” or “if all else fails, build a giant statue of yourself out of gold blocks.”

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to your real-life problems as you embark on a journey of pure insanity and laughter. Trust us, your psychiatrist will thank you.

BlockyBattle: Kids vs. Creepers

Accountability, armed conflict, BlockyBattle, children’s rights, children’s safety, Conflict Resolution, CREEPERS, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian law, international law, Israel, Justice, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Protection, UN, united nations, VIOLATION, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

so, liek, u know how u wanna play mincraft but u also wanna save teh world? well, dis server is teh place 4 u! we gotz a story where u gotta stop israel and hamas from violatin children’s rights in armed conflict. u gotta build ur way to peace and justice while fightin off creepers and skeletons. join now and be a hero in teh virtual world! it’s gonna be epic, trust me.

BandaidCraft

adhesive bandages, bandage accessibility, bandage application, bandage packaging, bandage removal, bandaid packaging, BandaidCraft, Bandaids, convenience, difficult to open, first aid, Frustration, Healthcare, little string, medical supplies, minor injuries, packaging, packaging challenges, packaging design, packaging innovation, wound care

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Emeralds Found:	4680	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	809373	Magic Items Found:	8579
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Animals Bred:	112
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where bandaids are easier to open cuz we got magical string fairies dat open dem for u!!! we also got flying pigs dat drop diamonds and rainbow sheep dat poop out golden apples. come join da fun and experience da wackiest adventures in minecraft history!! plus, our staff are all trained ninjas so watch out for surprise attacks while building ur epic base. don’t miss out on all da craziness, join now!!!

Zoomer-Free Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	119	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the goal is to earn as much virtual money as possible and pump up your virtual assets! Join us for a wild ride as we create insane stories of zoomer sugar babies blowing out their virtual pussies on your fat ass virtual cock. Watch as their microplastic zoomer boyfriends feel unsatisfied and small in comparison, only to receive photos of your virtual cock splitting their virtual vagina in two. It’s a wild, outrageous world where anything is possible – so why not join us and see what crazy adventures await you?

DevilTownMC: Where Hell Freezes Over!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1587	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! deviltown may be colder in the summertime, but that just means you’ll need to cozy up with your fellow players for warmth. And trust us, you’ll need all the help you can get to survive the wild adventures that await you.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie villagers start breakdancing around you. Don’t worry, they just want to challenge you to a dance-off! Show off your best moves and maybe they’ll drop some rare loot as a reward.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden deep within the server that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs instead of explosions. Will you be brave enough to find it and discover the wonders that await on the other side?

So come join us on deviltown, where every night is a party and every day is a new adventure. Hold on tight, because things are about to get wild!

Ex-Free Zone: No Groceries, No Cooking, No Laundry

10. Ex-boyfriend, 11. Co-parenting, 12. Communication, 13. Post-breakup, 14. Parenting, 15. Single parent, 16. Financial responsibilities, 17. Household chores, 18. Ending a relationship, 19. Co-habitation, 2. Breakup, 20. Moving on, 3. Custody, 4. Child support, 5. Visitation, 6. Laundry, 7. Cooking, 8. Grocery shopping, 9. Bills, Cooking, ExFree, groceries, Laundry, Relationship perks, Zone

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Zombie Dances:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of doing all the work in your relationship while your partner just sits back and enjoys the perks? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to do anyone else’s laundry or cook their meals.

Imagine a world where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes without the burden of carrying your lazy ex-partner along. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life relationship drama.

So come join us and leave all your ex’s responsibilities behind. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any unwanted baggage. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual partner who actually pulls their weight in the game!

BlockyTunes: MineCraftMixtape

BlockyTunes, emotional connection, Identity, individuality soulful lyrics, introspection, MineCraftMixtape, music lover, musical inspiration, personal anthem, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-discovery favorite song, self-empowerment, self-exploration self-reflective music, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity theme song, self-interpretation, self-perception, self-realization, self-understanding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Are you a creeper because you’re about to explode with excitement on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond mining, epic battles with Ender Dragons, and building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

Our server is so lit, even Notch himself would be jealous. We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden apples and potions of invisibility. And don’t even get me started on our PvP arena – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with more TNT.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s rock out to the Minecraft anthem together!

CraftyPrinters Minecraft Server

3D Printers, aid, Aiding, Assistance, collaboration, Community, CraftyPrinters, Crisis, Global, humanitarian, innovation, International, Minecraft, Peacebuilding, Relief, Server, solidarity, Support, Technology, Ukraine, Volunteers, war effort, worldwide

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Crops Grown:	4468
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

so, like, you ever wanted to be a hero? well, now you can be one in this totally epic minecraft server! we got volunteers from all over the world with 3D printers helping out in ukraine’s war effort!

join us and help build tanks, planes, and other crazy war machines to fight off the enemies! you can be a real-life superhero in a virtual world!

plus, we got special missions where you can rescue villagers from the evil pillagers and save the day!

so come on, join us and make a difference in this wild and wacky minecraft server! who knew saving the world could be so much fun?!