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CraftyIslamCritiqueEBusk
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant mosques and have epic battles with creepers dressed as imams! the swedish deputy prime minister ebba busch loves our server because she thinks it’s the perfect place to show off her sick building skills and fight against cowardice in the world of minecraft! join us and be a part of the most epic islamic minecraft community ever! let’s show those creepers who’s boss! -
Crafty Tranny Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with jawed cavemen who are ready to show you a good time. And don’t worry about being short, our server is perfect for players of all heights – even if you’re only 5’1″! Join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of danger. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a caveman who’s more than meets the eye. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! -
Minecraft SMP: >SushiNinja<&
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we have the one and only Cho Chang in our SMP! That’s right, the Asian character literally named Cho Chang is here to bring some magic to your Minecraft experience.Join our server for the chance to witness Cho Chang doing the most outrageous stunts and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it she once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. And every full moon, we hold a massive fireworks show that will blow your mind (and maybe your eardrums).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for a wild ride with Cho Chang and all her crazy antics. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it)!
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Block Party Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of baltic women who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their bare hands and a whole lot of sass.Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant castle made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, with a moat filled with lava and guarded by flamingos in armor. And that’s just the beginning! Our baltic women admins are known for hosting epic events like llama racing tournaments, chicken jousting competitions, and even a weekly dance-off where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots.
So if you’re ready to embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to be amazed by the sheer awesomeness of our baltic women overlords. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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BusStopBrawlMC
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild ride through a world where racist girls get their comeuppance! Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the virtual world, building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of racist girls try to attack an Asian woman at a bus stop in Birmingham, UK. But guess what? The woman turns out to be a secret ninja warrior and she totally kicks their butts with her mad skills! It’s like a crazy action movie, but in Minecraft form! So come join the fun and see what other insane adventures await you on this server! Let’s goooooo! 🤣🤣🤣 -
Blocky Racial Divide Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being judged by the color of your pixelated skin in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only judge you based on how many diamonds you can mine in a day! Join us for a chance to prove that your mining skills are more important than your skin color. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of rainbow sheep who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So, if you want to be a part of the woolly revolution, come join us now! -
CraftyCreeper’sCuisine
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and cuisines! Unlike some people’s parents who can’t handle a little spice, we encourage you to bring your unique flavors to the table.Join us for a taste of adventure as we explore the world of Minecraft together. Just like our friend from India who tried to introduce his girlfriend’s parents to some delicious chicken curry, we promise to always appreciate and respect the diversity of our players.
So, if you’re tired of bland, “normal” servers and want to spice things up with some international flair, come join us! We promise not to make any rude comments about your food choices or cultural background. Let’s build a community where everyone feels welcome, no matter where they’re from.
Don’t be an “simple American” like those parents, be a bold explorer of new tastes and experiences. See you in the game, where the only thing that stinks is the creeper explosions!
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Racist Anime Character Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Kafuu Chino from gochiusa! She may be cute and innocent on the outside, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got a wicked sense of humor and loves to stir up trouble in the virtual world.Join our server for a chance to witness Chino’s outrageous antics as she builds giant carrot farms, challenges players to coffee brewing competitions, and even hosts tea parties with creepers as guests. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch her yelling “BARISTA BOMB!” as she rains down potions on unsuspecting players.
So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of casual racism (just kidding, Chino is actually a sweetheart), then come join us on our server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!
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Brown Fembot Minecraft SMP Queen
Are you tired of being objectified for your skin color on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only objectify players based on their building skills! Join us for a wild ride where your creativity is the only thing that matters. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous chicken who steals all the diamonds. Will you be the one to catch him in the act? Join now and find out!