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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 6037 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 12 | New Chunks Explored: | 541453 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience a world where America is filled with Asian people instead of white people! Our server is a hilarious twist on reality where you can explore a land of sushi restaurants on every corner and kung fu battles breaking out in the streets.
But that’s not all! Our SMP also features a secret underground society of ninja pandas who are plotting to take over the server with their bamboo weapons. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bamboo-fueled rampage?
With custom plugins like the Fortune Cookie Enchantment that gives you random buffs and debuffs every time you mine a block, and the Dim Sum Dimension where you can feast on endless dumplings, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come join us and experience a world where the American Dream is replaced with the Asian Dream, where fortune cookies hold the key to your destiny, and where pandas are more deadly than creepers. See you in game!
