Distress Paints – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

HitlerCraft: Not the Only Evil Villain

atrocities, comparison, dictator, Evil, fascism, Genocide, Historical figures, History, hitler, HitlerCraft, Holocaust, Human nature, mass murder, morality, nazi, power, Propaganda, tyranny, ultimate symbol, Villain, War Crimes, world war II

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where building epic structures is as easy as pie (not the explosive kind, don’t worry).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, even historical figures like Hitler would want to join. Rumor has it that Hitler himself tried to log on, but got too distracted by all the amazing builds and ended up spending hours trying to perfect his pixel art swastika (we had to ban him for breaking our rules against hate symbols, sorry Hitler).

So why settle for a boring old server when you could be part of our wacky world where even the most infamous figures in history can’t resist the fun? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in a good way, not like a creeper)!

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DinoNuggetCraft

chicken nuggets, childhood favorite, CRISPY, DELICIOUS, DinoNuggetCraft, dinosaur nuggets, fast food, Food, Fried, funny, humor, Kids, lunch, meat, nostalgic, nugget shapes, Popular, Poultry, Shape, snack, Tasty

come join our epic minecraft server where all chicken nuggets are actually dinosaur nuggets, even if they look like circles or stars or squares. it’s like a prehistoric party in your mouth, bro!

imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a T-Rex nugget instead. or building a castle out of nuggets that roar when you walk by.

we’ve got crazy mini-games like nugget hide and seek, where you have to find the nugget that’s pretending to be a regular chicken nugget.

so come on down to our server and experience the nugget madness for yourself. who needs regular nuggets when you can have dinosaur nuggets in minecraft? it’s a game-changer, literally.

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TumorTakedown: RCAN2 Revival

Apoptosis., biomarker, burden, Cancer, cancer types, cells, correlation, downregulation, Elevated, Expression, HCC prognosis, Multiple, mutation, prognosis, promote, RCAN2, Revival, TumorTakedown, tumour, tumour mutation burden, Types

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! firstly, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a dragon named fluffy. if u can defeat fluffy, u get all the treasure!

also, we have a mini-game where u have to fight off mutant zombies with only a carrot as ur weapon. if u survive for 10 minutes, u get a pet creeper that follows u around and explodes on command. it’s lit, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of players who dress up as llamas and roam the server causing chaos? it’s wild, man.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself! it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

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MindWar Minecraft Server

alliances, city building, Discord, Donations, Economy, empire-building, Events, Friends, Fun, Game, Large Online, MindWar, Minecraft, Pirate, PvP, Roleplay, Russian, Server, Survival, Territory, World Map

Here you can create your city, develop an empire, invite to an alliance and also in our Discord there is a world map where you can see what size your territory or the enemy’s. Come have fun and play with friends or find them right here. Have a good game!

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CinderCraft U149 Minecraft Server

Anime, Characters, CinderCraft, COSPLAY, costume, Entertainment, fashion, Idol, japanese, Manga, Minecraft, Miria, modesty, Music, Performance, pop culture, Public, revealing outfit, Server, Style, television, The iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls, U149

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t catch Miria strutting around in a revealing outfit? Look no further! Our server is so modest, even the pixels on our characters cover up more than a nun at a swim meet. Join us for a wholesome and family-friendly gaming experience where you can focus on building epic structures without any distractions. Plus, rumor has it that Miria once accidentally wore diamond armor to a fashion show – now that’s a fashion faux pas you won’t want to miss! Join us today for a server experience that’s as covered up as Miria’s wardrobe choices.

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EldenCraft – /erg/ Minecraft Server

486218761, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, Dead, elden ring, EldenCraft, ERG, Google spreadsheets, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest Patch, Main information document, map genie, Minecraft, patch notes, Rentry, Server

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join our server for a wild ride through the Lands Between, where you can team up with your friends to take on epic bosses and conquer dungeons filled with loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our latest patch includes new features like horseback combat and flying mounts, so you can ride into battle in style.

And if you’re feeling lost, don’t worry! Our interactive map will guide you through every corner of the world, so you’ll never be stranded again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the group password “ergDead” to unlock exclusive content and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

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TechyCraft2021

ai, biotechnology, Breakthrough, Cutting Edge, data science, Development, discovery, Fascinating, genetic engineering, innovation, machine learning, nanotechnology, quantum computing, recent, renewable energy, research, robotics, scientific advancement, space exploration, technological advancement, TechyCraft2021

Have you heard of the latest scientific discovery that allows you to turn your Minecraft character into a real-life superhero? Well, on our server, we’ve harnessed this technology to give all our players superpowers! Imagine flying through the virtual skies, shooting fireballs from your hands, or even turning invisible to prank your friends. Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero!

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CraftyMuseveniJailbreak

African politics, authoritarian regime, Censorship, CraftyMuseveniJailbreak, digital rights, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, insulting, jailed, Legal System, online activism, Political Criticism, political dissent, president, six years, social justice, social media, social media influencer, TikToker, uganda, Yoweri Museveni

Join this epic Minecraft server where we have a secret underground base filled with dancing Ugandan TikTokers who got jailed for making fun of the president! Build your own cell and try to escape before the guards catch you! Will you be able to survive the wrath of President Yoweri Museveni and his army of angry chickens? Join now for a chance to become the ultimate meme lord of the server!

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ChubbySantaChimneyClimb

annual visit, chimney, chimney entry, chimney exit, christmas, christmas eve, ChubbySantaChimneyClimb, Festive, festive treats, gift giver, Gifts, holiday, holiday tradition, jolly, milk and cookies, north pole, reindeer, santa, Santa Claus, Sleigh, tradition

join our epic minecraft server where santa is the ultimate boss battle! he’s tired of only getting milk and cookies, so now he’s on a rampage, trying to take over the entire world of minecraft! fight off his army of evil elves and save christmas before it’s too late!

but that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden dungeon where you can find the legendary candy cane sword, the only weapon capable of defeating santa and restoring peace to the land. gather your friends and embark on this epic quest to save christmas and become the ultimate hero of the server!

if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant snowman that roams the server, crushing anyone who dares to challenge him. but if you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and epic treasures that will make you the envy of all your fellow players.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and embark on the craziest, most festive adventure of your minecraft life! but be warned – santa is watching, and he’s not happy about being left out of the fun.

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HighwayJerk Minecraft Server

AMA, blow my load, cars passing, cheers, drinks, exhibitionism, FREEWAYS, HighwayJerk, honks, jerking off, Minecraft, never been arrested, people staring, public masturbation, risky behavior, Server

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly? Look no further than our server, where we encourage all kinds of unconventional activities!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own highway rest stop, complete with a special “entertainment” area for all your needs. Get ready for a wild ride as you interact with other players who share your unique interests.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Honk and Cheer” event, where players compete to see who can get the most attention from passing cars. Will you be the next champion?

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner exhibitionist run wild. Just make sure to watch out for any pesky cops – they just don’t understand the true beauty of highway jerking.

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