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Crafting Queerly: Where even the creepers question their orientation

acceptance, attraction, Crafting, CREEPERS, Diversity, ftm boys, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love is love, non-binary, orientation, queer, Queerly, question.., sexual orientation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, Transgender

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	8928	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with cute and smol players who have vaginas and think that anal is totally emasculating. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawns in the shape of unicorns! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

Absurd, confusion, Disappointment, Frustration, Nonsensical, Pointless, pointless activities, pointless conversations, pointless efforts, pointless endeavors, pointless goals, pointless pursuits, pointless questions, pointless tasks, purpose, ShitCraft, shitters, unproductive, useless, Waste of time, why bother

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Blocky Celeb Craze

artists, blocky, celeb, Celebrities, Celebrity, celebrity fashion, celebrity news, celebrity sightings, coachella, Coachella lineup, Coachella outfits, Coachella vibes, CRAZE, Entertainment, fashion, festival season, influencers, Music, music festival, Performance, Style, Thread, trends

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3840	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	5666	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Coachella Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, where else can you party with creepers and dance with skeletons while listening to the sickest beats in the virtual world?

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted crowd surfing at our virtual music festivals. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive VIP area, where only the coolest players get access to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games like “Zombie Paintball” where you can shoot zombies with rainbow-colored arrows, and “Ender Dragon Racing” where you can ride on the back of an Ender Dragon through obstacle courses. Plus, our moderators are like fairy godmothers, granting wishes and raining down diamond blocks on lucky players.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join the party of a lifetime on Coachella Edition? Come for the music, stay for the mayhem – we guarantee you’ll never want to log off!

NinjaCraft: Where Even the Creepers Bow to Honor

Advanced, Amenities, bathroom, bow, convenience, CREEPERS, culture, design, efficiency, Facilities, forward thinking, futuristic, gender equality, Honor, innovation, Japan, MODERN, NinjaCraft, progress, restroom, society, Technology, Urinals, Women

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Towns Built:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! We’ve got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got urinals for women because why should guys have all the fun? And our lava parkour course will have you sweating more than a pig in a sauna. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

DreamCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats and Pigs Fly!

Abnormal, atheism, BIZARRE, CREEPERS, dream, DreamCraft, FANTASY, Fly, hats, imagination, Metaphysical, Mind, odd, peculiar, Pigs, Race, Sleep, spirituality, strange, subconscious, surreal, Tears, Top, Unconscious, UNUSUAL, vision, wear

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams come alive…literally! Ever wanted to race against a pack of wild tares while debating the existence of atheism? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic races through enchanted forests filled with tares that are faster than lightning. And don’t forget to engage in heated debates about atheism with fellow players as you navigate through treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can uncover ancient relics and mysterious artifacts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious experiences of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, CREEPERS, diet, fat acceptance, fat phobia, fat shaming, fat stigma, N-no fatties, peer pressure, self esteem, self-acceptance, sexual experience, size discrimination, SkinnyBlockz, societal expectations, societal standards, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, virginity stigma, weight discrimination

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?

Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyFrustration: Where breaking blocks is therapeutic and rage-inducing at the same time!

age gap, Alternative, blocks, Boundaries, BREAKING, coping, CraftyFrustration, desire, Domination, family, FANTASY, Frustrated, Help, illegal, inner conflict, mental health, pet play, rageinducing, seeking advice, step-niece, Struggle, taboo, temptation, Therapeutic, Therapy, Time

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your weird fantasies and desires! Need to distract yourself from wanting to be your step-niece’s pet? Look no further, our server is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep your mind off of those illegal thoughts. Join us now and let’s build some virtual worlds together, because let’s face it, your step-niece would probably dominate you in Minecraft too!

HandshakeCraft: Where citizenship is earned one shake at a time!

citizenship, citizenship application, citizenship benefits, citizenship ceremony, citizenship interview, citizenship laws, citizenship oath, citizenship obligations, citizenship process, citizenship requirements, citizenship responsibilities, citizenship rights, citizenship test, cultural integration, cultural norms, customs, EARNED, handshake, HandshakeCraft, immigration, naturalization, SHAKE, social etiquette, Time

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3332	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4514	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Star Shards Collected:	75
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	137214	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchantments Applied:	103	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145

Are you tired of having to shake hands with strangers just to become a citizen in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks to gain citizenship! That’s right, no more awkward handshakes or small talk, just good old-fashioned block building.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Unicornchads R Us: Where Minecraft Dreams Come to Die

BETRAYAL, Betrayed, bros, Corrupted, Deception, Die, Disappointment, disbelief, dreams, false idol, forgiveness, healing, Idol, loyalty, Manipulation, Minecraft, Recover, Redemption, SAVIOR, Self Discovery, shock, Trust, Unicornchads

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2132	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	4472	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of being betrayed by false idols? Come join our Minecraft server where the only idol you need is the almighty Creeper! Our server is protected by the explosive power of Creeper gods, ensuring that no false idols can corrupt us. Join us and worship the true rulers of Minecraft – the Creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you offer enough TNT sacrifices, you may even summon the legendary Herobrine himself! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us today!

Minecraft Mayhem: Helldivers 2.0 – Digging Deeper into the LOLz!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, get ready for the craziest adventure of your life on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because BILLIONS MUST DIVE into the depths of our server to uncover the hidden treasures and secrets that lie beneath!

Rumor has it that there is a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim the legendary loot that awaits them. Will you be one of the chosen few to discover this mythical realm?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where you can ride through loops and twists at breakneck speeds while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to get your heart racing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Remember, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, and you don’t want to miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that awaits you!