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Savage Kiwis Minecraft Server

cannibals, Colonialism, cultural appropriation, Cultural traditions, discrimination, Diversity, HAKA, Identity, indigenous culture, KIWIS, Maori, Minecraft, new zealand, Performance, prejudice, racism, savage, Savages, Server, social norms, Stereotypes, tribal dance, white men

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Void Gems Collected:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Ores Mined:	8472

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a pack of Kiwis doing the haka? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner savage with epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a little bit of cannibalism (just kidding, we don’t condone that). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Join now and show those Kiwis who the real savages are!

Crafty Steve’s Minecraft SMP

86452947, Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, smp, Steves

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Runes Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChunkyLoveCraft

abs, Appearance, beer belly, body image, ChunkyLoveCraft, Communication, dream job, dreams, freelance modeling, Girlfriend, Gut, Hosting, income, MODEL, new york, part time job, relationship, self-care, Shallow, stand off, weight gain

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	997
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all body types and dreams! Are you tired of being judged for gaining a few virtual pounds? Look no further, join us and let your blocky belly hang free!

Imagine a world where your model body is appreciated, even if it’s just made out of pixels. Our server is a safe space for all shapes and sizes, where you can be a model one day and a potato the next – no judgment here!

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re giving up on your dreams by enjoying a good ol’ blocky burger or two. We support your right to have a gut and still be fabulous!

Join us and let your virtual body positivity shine through. Who needs abs when you have a diamond sword in hand? Let’s build a world where everyone is beautiful, inside and out – one block at a time!

ZombieApocSurvivor – Minecraft SMP

Communication, community support, emergency preparedness, escape plan, first aid, food storage, Long-term Survival, medical supplies, mental resilience, Minecraft, Physical fitness, post apocalyptic world, self defense, shelter building, smp, strategic planning, Survival, survival skills, teamwork, weapons training, zombie apocalypse, zombie outbreak, ZombieApocSurvivor

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is not just your average survival world, it’s a place where you can test your zombie apocalypse survival skills in a virtual setting.

Imagine this: you log in to the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by hordes of zombies. Your mission? Survive, build shelters, and gather resources to fight off the undead. But be careful, because there are also other players trying to take you down and steal your loot.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can team up with other players to take on massive boss battles, like fighting a giant zombie chicken or a mutant creeper. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you’re looking for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate zombie apocalypse!

ForgetCraft: Unlearned

erase, Experience, forget, ForgetCraft, knowledge, let go, Memory, mistake, Move on, past, regret, Release, unburden, unclutter, uncondition, undo, unfix, Unlearn, Unlearned, unremember, untrain, wish

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Holy Grails Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Do you ever wish you could unlearn the fact that creepers explode in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret potion that erases all knowledge of creepers from your brain! Join us and live a creeper-free life filled with rainbows and unicorns (literally, we have a rainbow unicorn mod)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamond eggs. Yes, you heard that right, DIAMOND EGGS! Build yourself a diamond castle with the riches you’ll acquire from these majestic chickens.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will serenade you with their howls as you collect your loot.

So come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (especially the part about the diamond eggs)!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Ahmadinejad, counterintelligence, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, Infiltration, intelligence agencies, international relations, Iranian intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Mossad, national security, political tensions, secret missions, SECURITY, Server, Spy, Spycraft, Surveillance, undercover agents

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3616	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Mines Excavated:	1722	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

lol, u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Mossad infiltrated Iranian intelligence unit spying on Israel LMAO. Ahmadinejad himself said it, so u know it’s legit. come join the chaos and see what kind of crazy shenanigans these spies get up to in the world of blocks and creepers. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

MossadCraft: Iranian Edition

counter-Israel unit, covert missions, Edition, Espionage, espionage revelations, foreign interference, government conspiracy, intelligence agencies, intelligence community, intelligence services, international espionage, iran, Iranian, Iranian president, Iranian-Israeli relations, Israeli Intelligence Ministry, Middle East politics, Mossad agent, MossadCraft, political scandal, secret agents, security threats, undercover operations

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Potions Brewed:	133	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have former Iranian presidents spillin’ the tea on spies and stuff! like, did you know the highest person in charge of the counter-Israel unit was actually an Israeli Mossad agent? like whaaat?! come join us and uncover all the secret spy drama while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me! #spyonspyonminecraft

Doll Asshole Minecraft Server

Asshole, Doll, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Votes:	2502
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Ame couldn’t handle it and had to leave. But don’t worry, we have CC here spreading doll assholes and letting out meaty braps for your entertainment. Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with absurdity and laughter. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

””look at him”” Minecraft SMP

Admiration, Attention, contemplation, Examination, Focus, Gaze, HIM.., inspection, look, look at him, Minecraft, Observation, scrutiny, smp, STARING, study

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mines Excavated:	4785
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Undead Armies Raised:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1954	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, cameras, Communication, Conversation, CousinCamShutdown, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, family, home, Invasion, Minecraft, PARANOIA, privacy, Respect, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Tech, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the prying eyes of 360 cameras and creepy smart home devices! No need to worry about Alexa listening in on your conversations or turning on lights with just a voice command.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing without the fear of being watched or judged for wanting some privacy. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to enjoy the game without feeling like they’re living in a surveillance state.

Forget about being labeled as a paranoid weirdo for wanting some peace of mind. On our server, we embrace all players, no matter how “embarrassing” their behavior may seem to others. So come on in and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and have a great time with like-minded players who understand the importance of privacy and respect.

Don’t let the haters bring you down – join our server and game on without the judgment of nosy neighbors or overbearing family members. You deserve a space where you can be yourself without feeling like you’re constantly under scrutiny. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s have some fun!