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CoolCraft: CitySweat Relief

#sustainability, China, Cities, CitySweat, climate change, coolcraft, Cooling, countryside, Environmental Science, Global Centre for Clean Air Research, green infrastructure, heat mitigation, land use, Relief, rural belts, scientists, Southeast University, study, University of Surrey, urban development, urban heat islands, Urban planning, urban temperatures

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, all you Minecraft players out there! Do you wanna join the most lit server in the whole dang universe? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest, wackiest, and most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a bustling city, surrounded by skyscrapers and bustling streets. But wait, there’s a twist! The key to cooling down those hot urban heat islands lies in the countryside, baby! That’s right, we got rural belts around the city that can reduce temperatures by over 0.5°C! How insane is that?

But that’s not all, folks! We got scientists from the University of Surrey’s Global Centre for Clean Air Research and Southeast University in China working round the clock to make this server the coolest (literally) place to be. So come on down and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and help us cool down those urban heat islands like never before!

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let’s make Minecraft history together! Peace out, my fellow gamers!

Konohaven: How Hermitcraft Shouldn’t Be. But At Least Our Java’s Stronger Than 1.21

Canada, custom models, Diamond based player-run shop economy, Discord, Endeman Griefing, Europe, Events and Challenges, Fabric, Fire-Tick, hard difficulty, hermitcraft, Javas, Konohaven, Live Map, Minimal rules on shop themes, Phantoms Disabled, policies, Requirements, rules, shouldnt, Single player sleep, smp, Stronger, US, Virginia, whitelist application

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Enchantments Applied:	60	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Server Version	1.21 Fabric
Server Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Disabled Features	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, Phantoms
Other Features	Single-Player Sleep, Live Map, Diamond-based economy

FAQ:

1. When did Season 3 start?

Season 3 started on June 10, 2023.

2. Are there specific rules for shops?

This season there are minimal rules on shop themes or pricing. Friendly competition is encouraged. Staff will intervene if toxicity arises.

3. What events and challenges are available?

There are plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Join for karaoke, holiday-themed events, and community build projects.

4. Are there custom models on the server?

Yes, there are custom items and hat models that require a lightweight resource pack to view. However, downloading the pack is not required.

5. Can I play solo on the server?

While the focus is on playing and building together this season, solo players are welcome. The server has players from the US, Canada, and Europe.

6. How do I whitelist?

Join the Discord server here.
Read the rules and requirements here.
Apply in the #whitelist-application channel to start the process. Generally, applicants must be 18+, with exceptions.

DocCraft Minecraft Server

Appointment, Australia, banned, CT, Diagnosis, DocCraft, DOCTORS, Drain, English, GOOGLE, India, Indian doctors, kikes, Minecraft, mri, PARASITES, pathology, Patients, Population, Server, street shitters, Subsidies, tax payer, Treatment, x-ray

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any Indian street shitters pretending to be doctors! Our server is 100% free of garbled mulatto sounds and $200 babbling appointments. Join us and escape the madness of the medical world by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, we promise not to ban any Australian IP ranges – unless they’re run by kikes, of course. So come on in and start crafting your way to sanity!

SMP Debate: ProBlock vs ProVoid – Minecraft SMP

Aborted fetus, abortion, Beliefs, Choice, compassion, controversy, debate, Decision making, Dilemma, Ethics, Heart, Human need, Humanity, Life, Minecraft, morality, Pro Life, pro-choice, ProBlock, ProVoid, RIGHTS, self actualization, smp, VALUES

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	351043
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take things to a whole new level of insanity! Ever wondered what a 382-week-old aborted fetus looks like in Minecraft? Well, wonder no more because we’ve got it all here! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about settling debates by killing each other? Who needs a civilized discussion when you can just battle it out in the virtual world?

But hey, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also believe in making life more wonderful than it already is. Build epic structures, embark on crazy adventures, and satisfy your need for self-actualization in the most bizarre ways possible.

So, which way will you choose? Join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

BabySmoochBlocker Minecraft Server

AIMTA, Apology, asthma, aunt, baby, BabySmoochBlocker, Boundaries, family, family function, favoritism, Harassment, infection, Kissing, Minecraft, new mother, newborn, reddit, RESPONSIBILITY, rude behavior, Server, shunned, young mother

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Buildings Constructed:	36	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

🤣🤣🤣 Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise drama-free gameplay…unlike this poor mama’s family function! 😂 Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can avoid family drama like the plague? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, just like this new mom’s family gathering. 😅

Join us now and leave the baby kissing drama behind! Who needs family when you have a whole new virtual family waiting for you on our server? 😜🎮 #MinecraftMadness

ParentalControlGoneWrong

adult children, adult decisions, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family relationships, Family Values, honoring parents, Parental authority, ParentalControlGoneWrong, parenting, relationships, Resentment, step parents, stepfamily, traditional family

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Crops Grown:	8901	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

🤣🤣🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of step-parents, step-siblings, and step-grandparents who just can’t seem to get along.

🤪 Our server is perfect for those who love chaos and drama, just like the OP’s family dynamic. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of step-relationships without causing a virtual meltdown.

😜 And if you’re feeling extra spicy, name your Minecraft babies after your favorite family members to really stir the pot. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have a virtual war zone of emotions and entitlement?

🤣 So come join us on this rollercoaster of a server where you can be as rude, entitled, and ungrateful as you want – just like the OP in this crazy AITA post. Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity of our Minecraft family drama server!

RageCraft SMP: TeachRage!

anger, AUTHORITY, Behavior, Childhood, Classroom, discipline, education, Frustration, grudge, injustice, long-lasting impact, Memories, punishment, Ragecraft, Resentment, rules, School, smp, Teacher, TeachRage, UNFAIR

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragons Tamed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the trauma of your teacher turning into a creeper and blowing up your homework! Our server is a safe space where you can build without fear of exploding assignments. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once pranked their teacher by replacing all the textbooks with enchanted books that made them do the cha-cha slide during class. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky server to join, look no further!

CraftyThankfulLand

abundance, appreciation, Blessings, CraftyThankfulLand, family, Friends, Generosity, Gratitude, Happiness, health, Kindness, Life, love, mindfulness, opportunities, positivity, Reflection, relationships, success, Support, thankfulness

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magic Items Found:	8987	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be thankful for the endless possibilities and insane adventures that await you.

Picture this: you’re wandering through a lush forest when suddenly you stumble upon a group of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They invite you to join their llama army and together you embark on a quest to overthrow the evil sheep dictatorship ruling over the land. Will you succeed? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of bacon-loving players to join its bacon-themed cult. Rumor has it that those who join the cult gain special bacon powers and can summon a never-ending supply of crispy bacon at will.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and give thanks for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

HamasTunnelParty

border, Conflict, Defense, discovery, Excavation, excavation route., gaza, Hamas tunnels, HamasTunnelParty, idf, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Operation, Philadelphi Corridor, SECURITY, Surveillance, Terrorism, threat, Underground

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5998
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mines Excavated:	2647
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity! We got so many tunnels like Hamas near Philadelphi Corridor, it’s cray cray! Join us and explore da massive routes underground, it’s like a whole new world down there! Who needs diamonds when u got secret tunnels to discover, am I right? Come join da fun and see where da tunnels take u, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

CerealCraft: No Toast Needed!

Breakfast, breakfast choices, breakfast habits, breakfast options, buttered toast, CEREAL, CerealCraft, consumer preferences, consumer trends, convenience, convenience foods, dietary habits, eating habits, Food, Food Industry, Marketing, mealtime, morning routine, Needed, nutrition, product development, toast

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows wear sunglasses and the pigs can fly. why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. but beware, because the creepers there have a secret weapon – they shoot lasers out of their eyes! if you’re brave enough to face the laser-eyed creepers and claim the treasure for yourself, then this is the server for you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!