Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Enchantments Applied:	189	Villages Defended:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

HOOD IRONY SMP

smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

ALMOST FULLY VANILLA SURVIVAL MULTIPLAYERANTI-GRIEF LOGS AND BED PLUGINS ONLYWHITELIST ENABLEDCOMMUNITYJOIN THE DISCORD TO PLAY: discord.gg/bG9zgN8dA4

hoodironysmp.godlike.club:26256

True Smp

smp, True, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

New Hardware in 1 HOUR! AMD 7900x dedicated

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Information:

Version: 1.20.4 | Platform: Java | CPU: Ryzen 7 7900x RAM: 32GB | Location: United States | View Distance: 12

About:

We are a community centric survival world that strives to strike a balance between vanilla gameplay and multiplayer features that keep people around! That means keeping core features like griefing and open world PvP while allowing greater interactions with custom TP commands at limited scope. Staff Hiring:

Teamwork is key in building great servers, and we’re on the lookout for new team members! If you’re 16 or older and passionate about being part of this journey, open a ticket in 📩 staff-apps in discord to join our team.

Gameplay:

Vanilla as possible:

Nether roof is good to go and bedrock break all you want. Don’t even hesitate to make a stacking raid farm! Any vanilla farm you can dream up will work for us, and if there’s issues always hit up our #support ticket system. TnT and rail duping is good to go! We aim to add the best community features to the server to keep things interesting, while minimizing changes to classic MC gameplay like griefing and PvP. Hardware that screams:

With a 30 million block diameter world and allowing complex farms, we needed to go for the best hardware. Our Ryzen 7 keeps us going along with optimized settings to cut our lag in invisible places to our players. This allows us to support up to 50 concurrent players and still keep a minimum render distance of 10 chunks. On top of this space is saved over time with dead chunk culling every 2 weeks. Friendly staff:

Our staff team has gotten to know each other after many various server endeavors. They are experienced at what they do and we are always looking to take on great new individuals. We also believe we strike a great balance of allowing loose speech while still applying mutes and bans when things get out of hand, all in the judgement of our staff.

RP SERVER IP BELOW Minecraft server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

The owner of the server “RP SERVER IP BOTTOM” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

88.209.197.230:44687

Midnight-Reborn v1.90

MidnightReborn, Modded, v1.90

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Potions Brewed:	192	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

About server: World age: 6 weeks Full year cycle on the server with Winter making it hard to grow crops and breed animals and Summer causing the opposite. Enchanced combat system Killing mobs grants xp seperate from enchanting exp under 3 seperate talent trees Mining/Combat/Sins (Close to Path of exile style talent tree) Each giving you benefical bonuses in certain tasks https://ibb.co/bFWtFkk https://ibb.co/syDxTnW https://ibb.co/SBjpsYm (npcs) Limited Plot claims Pvp is enabled and encouraged. Enhanced villages with more unique traders and trades Locked loot chests can be found in the overworld which need keys or lockpicks to open them They contain Currency used when bartering with players or npcs. Waystones are used to fast travel around the world, they requier normal enchanting xp to travel, traveling cost is based on the distance traveled. There´s much more to this pack, if i caught your interest come join us on our discord: https://discord.gg/a2s6qzvskV

Modpack can be found here : https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/midnight-apocalypse-forge-1-18-2

Beanscraft

Beanscraft, smp

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	394
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Server IP/Address: Beanscraft.ca

Discord Invite: Discord.gg/CWVGEw9

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I’m ‘Weasel Beans’, and Beanscraft is a 1.20.4 Survival Multiplayer server. The server has a trading economy based on diamonds, an in-depth claiming and player organization system powered by Lands, PvP, and everything you can experience in the latest version of Minecraft!

My server is supported by patrons, and is verified to be completely EULA compliant, according to an official review by Mojang themselves! Since beginning Beanscraft in early 2019, over 11,000 players have joined. And now recently I have rebuilt the server from the ground up using what I’ve learned over the years.

There is no whitelist, nor are there any hoops to jump through to start off. Play solo, with friends, or with other active players! There is plenty of freedom here. Aside from that, we also have a discord server with over 500 concurrent members. Please join Beanscraft and help us continue to build a great community around this game we all love!

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In-Game Rules:

1 - No anti-Beanscraft activity.
2 - No cheating or using x-ray clients.
3 - Do not make use of exploits that violate the spirit of the game(dupes, etc).
4 - No advertising.
5 - Try to avoid inflammatory political/religious topics.
6 - Minecraft community standards apply.

LittleDigPlanet

LittleDigPlanet, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	36	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience, I’ll include some other various information about our current world and playstyle below.

Age 25+, please.
No Ranks or Moderator positions. Over the past 10 years my wife and I have run this server independently and successfully. We also play the game by the same rules as all other players.
No area claim plugins.
We started a new map on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update.
The world border is currently set at 10k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.
We’re a smaller community with usually only ~8-12 players online at peak times
Render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 Chunks.
We play on Hard difficulty
We have a separate Legacy Server to view all our old maps, and a Creative server to play around or practice your build or redstone machine.
Our goal is to have as vanilla of an experience as possible, any exceptions to this are listed below.
Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off (Villagers still work for trading and block editing).
We use DynMap.
We use DiscordSVR which bridges in-game chat with a Discord channel to allow everyone to chat with people in game when they can’t be on.
AFK players won’t be counted towards the total number of people needed to sleep in order to turn it to day.
We have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.
The only other plugins we use are for grief protection (including rollback capabilities, chest locking, block edit logging) and chat functionality (changing text colors in game, and in-game chat from our discord server).

As stated above, join our discord if this is what you’re looking for and tell us about yourself before we whitelist you.

When you join our discord you will see we have a couple hundred members in our sidebar, but don’t let that turn you off if looking for a small community. A large number of our members have joined in years past and since become inactive, as is the case for any long-term minecraft server.

See you around!

https://discord.gg/Jmpc7sqmVd

RP SERVER 1.16.5 Minecraft server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Star Shards Collected:	210
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Void Armor Forged:	18
Buildings Constructed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	13

The owner of the server “RP SERVER 1.16.5” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

g2.moonodes.net:25894

FaweCraft Minecraft server

Antispam, Jobs, Pets, Shop

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6146	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Star Shards Collected:	68	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Survival with goodies: weddings, pets, boot, pvp, shop, superheroes, transport, auto parkour and much more, come in!!

45.93.200.48:25624

VertusCraft.ru Minecraft server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

The owner of the server “VertusCraft.ru” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

aqua.mcpehost.ru:19131

NUGG3T NETWORK

Bedwars, Minigames, Other, Parkour, PvP, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Farms Harvested:	978	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to NUGG3T NETWORK! The COOLEST Minecraft server EVER!We have lots of minigames such as:BedwarsSkywarsSurvivalThe PitAnd even our VERY OWN game mode:PvParkour! (A mix between parkour and classic PvP!)So, come join us and play all of the amazing Minigames here at the NUGG3T NETWORK! 😀

mc.nugg3t.xyz

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