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Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

anticlimactic, Crafty, Disappointment, disappointments, disapproval, disconcerting, discontent, discouraging, Disenchanted, disheartening, disillusioning, dismay, dispiriting, Edition, Failure, frustrating, let down, letdown, lolz, Massive, underwhelming, unfulfilling, unsatisfactory, upsetting

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6152
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

NoKiddieWatch2021

attitude, aunts, babysitter, Babysitting, Boundaries, college, Communication, DMV, family, Favor, Frustration, Kids, mental health, NoKiddieWatch2021, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, rude behavior, Siblings, summer break, Unpaid

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of babysitting a whole squad of kids while your parents are out living their best lives? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind for a while.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about watching over any kids, siblings, cousins, or random children that show up uninvited. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepy monsters.

And if you ever feel like you’re about to lose it and lash out at someone, just remember – in Minecraft, you can unleash your rage on virtual zombies and skeletons instead of annoying little kids. Plus, there’s no judgment here if you need to take a break and blow up some TNT for stress relief.

So leave the babysitting drama behind and join our server for a wild and carefree adventure. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and have some fun!

PixelPleaser69

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to turn you on in ways you never thought possible! Forget about women’s misconceptions, on our server, we have lava pits that will really get your heart racing. And don’t even get us started on our collection of rare diamond blocks – who needs flowers when you can have bling, am I right?

Join us for epic battles against giant spiders and zombies, where the only thing that will be rising is your excitement level. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the most legendary treasure of all – a block of cheese! Because who needs a fancy dinner date when you can have a cheesy snack while conquering the virtual world?

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing hotter than our lava pits is the thrill of adventure waiting for you. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

KillFameCraft

Assassination, Celebrity, danger, Fame, fame consequences, fame dangers, fame downsides, fame drawbacks, fame hazards, fame risks, high-profile, KillFameCraft, murder plot, PARANOIA, Protection, public figure, SECURITY, Stardom, Target, threat

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

so, like, come join dis server, right? it’s like, totally cray cray. like, if you’re, like, super famous, people gonna be tryin’ to kill you all the time. but, like, that’s the fun of it, ya know? it’s like a real life drama show, but in minecraft.

we got crazy challenges, like tryin’ to build a house while being chased by a pack of wild wolves. and, like, if you survive, you get, like, a million diamonds or somethin’. it’s, like, totally worth it, dude.

and, like, the mobs in this server are, like, extra aggressive. they’ll hunt you down like you owe ’em money or somethin’. so, like, be prepared to fight for your life every time you step outside.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure? yeah, they’re, like, totally legit. but, like, good luck tryin’ to find ’em without gettin’ lost in the maze of tunnels and traps.

so, like, if you’re lookin’ for a wild ride in minecraft, come join us. just remember, the more famous you are, the higher is the chance someone is tryin’ to kill you. but, like, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Yonderland

8-year old map, Anarchy, Discord, Exploration, Incendium, Loot, megastructures, Nullscape, Quality-of-life plugins, semi anarchy, Survival, uncharted chunks, Unique Map, Vanilla, Viaversion, William Wyther’s Overhauled Overworld, world generation mods

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	5762
Farms Harvested:	747	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Yonderland is a semi-anarchy survival server with a unique 8-year old map. The world evolved using several different world generation mods and is an experiment in combining anarchy play with a world full of huge megastructures and other surprises dotting the landscape.

With so much to see, Yonderland is a great map for exploration. Loot a giant megabuild, or move into it. As always, uncharted chunks await you (currently using William Wyther’s Overhauled Overworld for the overworld + Incendium for the Nether and Nullscape for the End dimension).

Other than the terrain and a few minor quality-of-life plugins, the server is basically vanilla – no Server Essentials or economy mods and it will probably stay that way. Version is currently 1.20.2 but the Viaversion plugin is installed so you can play on any version.

Check the discord for more info.

yonderland.dedimc.io

The Mangled Tangles: Where you can roleplay your way through chaos and epic fails! 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventures, alchemist, Archery targets, artificer, Bracelets, Brewing, Chaos, Consumables, Cook, Development, Epic, Equipment, facsimiles, Fails, Fish, jumping puzzles, magical effects, mangled, Paper, Riddles, Roleplay, RPG, scribe, Suggestions, symbols, Tangles, WATCHMAKER

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

The Tangles Minecraft Server Overview

Description
The Tangles is a new Minecraft server offering a unique RPG experience. Battle through dungeons, explore a shattered world, navigate factions, and strive to become as strong as possible. Choose from various roles like Watchmaker, Alchemist, Artificer, Scribe, or Cook. Discover quests, puzzles, minibosses, and hidden treasures to enhance your adventures.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server live?	Yes, the server is currently active.
How can I join the server?	You can join the Discord for the server at https://discord.gg/hYnY8hAb7Q for updates, suggestions, questions, and to connect with other players.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is tangles.mcserver.us.

CraftyCover Minecraft Server

ARTISTRY, comics, cover art, CraftyCover, creativity, design, disconnected title page, favorite title pages, graphic novels, illustration, Manga, manga aesthetics, manga art, manga chapters, manga covers, manga design, manga illustrations, Minecraft, Server, Story, storytelling, Title pages, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just throw you into the game without any pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server starts each gameplay session with a dramatic title page that will leave you on the edge of your seat, wondering what crazy adventures await you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret love for manga and insists on starting every battle with a dramatic title page reveal. Trust us, you’ve never seen a boss fight quite like this before.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, plenty of title page drama. See you in the game!

WebbedPhastLife Minecraft SMP

1984, book 1984, Censorship, Conspiracy, Deal, fastkun, Gitmo, jannies, leadership, military tribunal, Minecraft, phastmensch, rat out, repent, smp, WebbedPhastLife, Webseite, Words

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1795	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Farms Harvested:	639
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Potions Brewed:	195

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and boring admins? Well, look no further than phastmensch’s wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Our website is (p)(o)(d)(l)(i)(f)(e)(.)(n)(e)(o)(c)(i)(t)(i)(e)(s)(.)(o)(r)(g) – because we’re just that edgy.

Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.

GF_Bday_Exclusion_Lolz

Argument, aunt, birthday buddies, birthday celebration, Blessing, brunch, Communication, cookout, emotional crutch, exclusion, family, Friends, GF_Bday_Exclusion_Lolz, Girlfriend, grown man, IMPORTANCE, Plans, reschedule, Tension, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Secret Passages Found:	3	Animals Bred:	114
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8008	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays like never before! Join us for epic birthday parties filled with cake, presents, and explosive surprises!

Need a reason to join? Well, on our server, we understand the importance of birthday traditions. Just like the player who shared his birthday with his aunt and refused to reschedule brunch for anyone else, we value family bonds and special moments. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where emotional crutches are used as party favors?

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might even get to blow up a creeper-shaped pinata or ride a cake-shaped rollercoaster. Just remember, on our server, birthdays are taken seriously – but not too seriously that we can’t have a good laugh about it all!

BotCraft: Mild Simulated Fun

ai, algorithm, Artificial Intelligence, BotCraft, Bots, Chatbots, computer simulation, Cybernetics, digital communication, Digital World, Fun, future technology, human-machine interaction, internet, machine learning, Mild, online interactions, Simulated, simulation, social media, tech advancements, Technology, virtual interactions, virtual reality

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

lol join this epic minecraft server where the bots are actually real players in disguise! u never know who u r talking to, it could be a sneaky bot trying to steal ur diamonds or a pro player pretending to be a noob. it’s like living in a mild simulation where nothing is as it seems. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate mind game!

MineMystic

Economy, Minecraft Survival Innovation Custom mobs Unique items Economy Jobs Skills Creatures Crafting Tools Exciting Classic Creative Customization Adventure PVP Building Roleplay Community, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, a dynamic world where survival meets innovation! Explore and thrive in a rich environment featuring custom mobs and unique items. Engage in our robust economy with various jobs and skill systems to enhance your gameplay. Whether you’re battling fierce creatures or crafting powerful tools, there’s always something exciting to do. Join us and experience a blend of classic survival and creative customization that will keep you coming back for more. Adventure awaits!

join.minemystic.com