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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8710 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 129 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 43 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.
So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!