Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mines Excavated:	1075	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

BrotherlyCraft: The Crap Confrontation

annoyance, apartment, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyCraft, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Confronting, Crap, disagreement, family, living room, personal space, relationships, Respect, roommates, sibling dynamics, Siblings, Understanding

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be kicked out for no reason? Join our server and never worry about being asked to leave a virtual living room again! Our server is so massive, you can lay on a virtual couch without anyone bothering you. Plus, we have a special “annoying brother” protection policy in place, so you can game in peace. Join now and never question your thought process again!

SelfCareCraft SMP

Examples, Exercise, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, nutrition, physical health, Relaxation, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-forgiveness, SelfCareCraft, Sleep, smp, Stress Management

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Star Shards Collected:	118
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Animals Bred:	54

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP and level up your self-care game! Our server is like a virtual spa day for your soul, where you can mine diamonds while practicing mindfulness and relaxation techniques. Need to destress after a long day of creeper explosions? Our community of players will serenade you with soothing lullabies as you build your dream castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who give the best virtual hugs in the game. So come join us and let your self-care journey begin!

TearsOfJoyMC

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn instead of laugh? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying with happiness just like that one scene from that movie you love (you know the one).

Join our server and experience the joy of building your own virtual world while dodging creepers and zombies with your new best friends. We promise you’ll be so happy, you’ll shed tears of joy just like when Simba finally takes his rightful place as king in The Lion King.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the tears of happiness flow as you embark on epic adventures and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

CraftyCreeperClash

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2691	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be part of epic battles and stuff? well, this server is like the ultimate showdown between Hezbollah and Iran against Israel! like, imagine building your own base and fighting off enemies with crazy weapons and armor. plus, there’s like secret missions and hidden treasures to find. it’s gonna be so lit, u gotta join now before it’s too late! come be a part of the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a blast!

Caution: Enter at your own risk! EVO CIVS – Where semi-vanilla meets chaos and roleplay

.14, admin-moderated, age requirement, alliances, building, Caution, Chaos, Civs, Community, Discord, dynamic, enter, evo, EVO CIVS, Geopol, java, meets, Nation building, player-driven, Risk, Roleplay, rules, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, Version, Whitelist, Worldbuilding, Writing

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crops Grown:	1998	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

WELCOME TO EVO CIVS

Looking for a unique geopolitical server to immerse yourself in? Want a world where your contributions matter and last? Ready to join a community that evolves and adapts over time?

EVO CIVS is the server for you! EVO CIVS offers a persistent world where technological eras evolve over time, driven entirely by player actions. It’s designed for those who thrive in nation-building, alliances, and engaging in dynamic, player-driven worldbuilding without top-down admin interference. Features:

A 7k x 7k claimable world where builds and claims are protected.
Elytra and Nether travel are disabled to encourage land-based travel and infrastructure like roads, canals, and rails.
Player nations engage in diplomacy, war, trade, and alliances, with unique governmental structures and opportunities to grow in power.
A welcoming community for worldbuilding, including writing, building, and more!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
No Towny	Claims are player-driven and admin-moderated.
Custom crafting recipes	and roleplay enhancements keep gameplay fresh while maintaining the semi-vanilla experience.
Strict rules	against toxic behavior, racism, and derogatory statements.

Join a vibrant world where nations rise and fall, and where your actions shape the future of the server. The application process is open to the community, so don’t hesitate—people are always willing to help!

Server Information

Game Version: JAVA 1.21-1.21.1
Age Requirement: 14+
Discord: https://discord.gg/evocivs (Join to apply!)

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

4chan, Anonymity, browsing, Communication, Community, Connection, Conversation, Digital, discussion, emotions, forum, internet, love, mental health, Minecraft, ONLINE, PALS, PIXEL, r9k, relationships, Server, social media, Support, Technology

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made out of TNT. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up to some mischief. You never know when he’ll show up to prank you by turning all your blocks into pink wool.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wacky.

Web Design Fanatic Minecraft SMP

clean design, creative design., design, design elements, design inspiration, design trends, digital design, Fanatic, Graphic design, Minecraft, minimalist design, modern design, responsive design, rounded edges, sleek design, smp, ui design, user experience, user-friendly design, visual appeal, web, web design, web development, website aesthetics, website layout

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of boring, square-shaped Minecraft worlds? Do you crave the thrill of rounded edges and curves in your virtual adventures? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is rounded, from the trees to the buildings to even the creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the shape of a giant donut somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and claim the title of Donut King? Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon the elusive Round Table, where only the most circular players are allowed to sit.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other, where everything is rounded and the possibilities are endless. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your love for all things curved!

Dad’s Wedding No-Show Minecraft Server

aita, Dads, Divorce, Divorced, father’s wedding, Lazy, low effort, Marriage, Minecraft, new girlfriend, NoShow, not attending, Resentment, Sadness, Server, single mother, spectacle, superficial, Support, Unhappy, Wedding

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world drama with some blocky adventures!

We understand the struggle of dealing with a parent’s questionable life choices, so come join us and build your way to a happier place. Our server is filled with players who know the pain of family gatherings and awkward conversations, so you’ll fit right in!

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special quest to build a virtual wedding for your father and his girlfriend. Who knows, maybe in this alternate Minecraft universe, they’ll actually find true love! So come on, join us and let’s turn family drama into blocky fun!

NoMILNoMCGranny

anger, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Controlling, family dynamics, flu season, Grandchild, guilt trips, hand washing, Kissing, mother-in-law, new mom, NoMILNoMCGranny, overprotective, overreacting, pandemic, parenting, relationships, Respect, Trust, vaccination

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boundaries very seriously! Just like this protective mom who won’t let anyone kiss her baby without permission, we have strict rules in place to keep our virtual world safe and fun.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rule-breakers like this rebellious mother-in-law who just can’t resist smooching babies. Our community is filled with players who respect boundaries and understand the importance of following the rules.

Don’t let guilt trips from family members stop you from joining our server. Take a stand, like this mom did, and show everyone that you mean business when it comes to enforcing boundaries.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy stories and outrageous moments. Who knows, you might even encounter a virtual MIL who just can’t resist breaking the rules!

CraftySocialCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	7623	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Imagine a world where social media disappears overnight. Scary, right? But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual social experience like no other, where you can build friendships, explore new worlds, and even slay dragons together. Who needs Instagram when you can show off your epic builds to a community of fellow players? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors. So if you want to be prepared for the inevitable zombie apocalypse, you better join us now! Who needs Facebook when you can have a creeper as a friend?

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