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UgandanPutinFan Minecraft Server

Hardman, marriage proposal, Meloni, Minecraft, president, Putin fan, Server, uganda, UgandanPutinFan

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Animals Bred:	59
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

wanna join a server where the president of uganda might be playin? yea, that’s right, HARDMAN himself might be diggin’ for diamonds right next to ya! oh, and did we mention he’s a HUGE fan of putin? yep, he even asked meloni to marry him once! come join the madness and see what other crazy shenanigans go down on this server! who knows, you might even become besties with a world leader!

PixelPunchCraft

€50M, Auction, collector’s item, crime, Destroyed, expensive, Fake, Gaming, gaming history, investigation, italy, News, PixelPunchCraft, rare, Retro, Ring, scandal, Smashed, valuable, video game, vintage

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT A FAKE RETRO VIDEO GAME RING WORTH €50M THAT GOT SMASHED IN ITALY. LIKE, WHO EVEN SMASHES A RING WORTH THAT MUCH??? BUT YEAH, JOIN OUR SERVER AND MAYBE U CAN FIND SOME CRAZY RICHES TOO. MAYBE EVEN A DIAMOND BLOCK MADE OF REAL DIAMONDS. YEAH, THAT’S HOW WE ROLL. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANE TREASURES AND ADVENTURES. #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🤪🤑🤣

Anarkium

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Build Explore Minecraft World Raw Client History Fun Community PvP Creative Redstone Farming Crafting Adventure Economy Plugins Biomes Resources, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ores Mined:	7384	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mines Excavated:	1762	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

New survival server awaiting people who are looking to find a place where they can build, explore and enjoy the wonders of a brand new Minecraft world. The server is made for people who love the raw survival aspect of the game we all adore. People are also allowed to use clients. Come make history and have fun!

anarkium.org

Crafty Uber Draw Server

#youtube, ai generated, artbook, assets, Boorus, bump, constructive criticism, Crafty, Delivery, draw, drawing books, drawthread, hololive, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., repost, Requests, Server, shitposting, Spam, Uber, Vtuber

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Battle of Assets Edition is in full swing! Join us for an epic adventure filled with crazy battles, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most coveted assets in all of Minecraft. From diamond swords that shoot lasers to armor made of pure obsidian, you’ll never run out of epic gear to show off to your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary clan of vtuber warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious assets. Join forces with them and embark on quests to defeat the evil mobs that threaten to steal all the loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the server that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the Battle of Assets Edition like never before. Just be prepared for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life. See you in the game!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Svgg Squad

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, Hearthstone, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, scrap mechanic, Shapez, smp, Space Engineers, SPROCKET, squad, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, svgg, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, zachtronics games

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build machines and systems, we create absolute madness in every corner of this blocky world.

Join us if you’re tired of those boring, perfectly clipped editions. Here, we embrace the unsatisfactory clipping and turn it into a work of art. Our players have built machines that defy all logic and systems that will make your head spin.

Ever heard of a flying machine made out of pork chops and diamonds? Well, you’ll see it here. Our players have created vehicles that will make you question your sanity and wonder if you’ve entered a parallel universe.

But that’s not all! We also have epic space adventures that will leave you breathless. From building spacecrafts out of cheese to exploring galaxies made of candy, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you? Come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll create next!

PrankWarzMC

boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, disrespectful behavior., disrespecting boundaries, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, girlfriend prank, harmful pranks, infidelity trauma, kicking out, late night argument, overreaction, past trauma, prank gone wrong, PrankWarzMC, relationship boundaries, relationship conflict, relationship trust, traumatic history, trust issues, trust shattered

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pranks are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of trolling and tomfoolery that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend on the server sends you a message claiming they’ve been secretly teaming up with your arch-nemesis behind your back! The betrayal, the drama, the chaos – it’s all part of the fun on our server.

But beware, not everyone can handle the heat of our pranks. Just like the time when Steve thought it would be hilarious to cover the entire spawn point with TNT, only for the entire server to explode in a fiery blaze of glory. Ah, good times.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you experience heart-pounding adrenaline rushes, gut-busting laughter, and jaw-dropping surprises all in one place? Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like ours anywhere else.

Come join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask the guy who accidentally turned his entire base into a giant chicken coop. Oops!

EpicFailCraft

deceived, disappointing experience, Disappointment, DISILLUSIONED, disillusionment, EpicFailCraft, failed expectations, false advertising, high expectations, hyped up, let down, letdown, misleading, not as advertised, not worth it, Overrated, regret, underwhelming, unfulfilling, unimpressed, Unsatisfying

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Votes:	2142
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Remember that time you thought you found the perfect Minecraft server, only to realize it was as exciting as watching grass grow in the game? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found a diamond block the size of a house. Legend has it, they built a castle out of diamonds and rode around on a pig wearing a crown. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the dancing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers boogie down to the beat of their own explosive drum, and if you’re lucky, they might even drop a disco ball for you to party with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave hosted by Endermen. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

K-PopCraft: Doctor’s Strike Edition

DOCTORS, Doctors strike, Edition, emergency medical response, government intervention., healthcare crisis, healthcare crisis management, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare management, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare system, healthcare workers, healthcare workers’ rights., KpopCraft, medical emergency, medical professionals, medical services, Medical Treatment, national emergency, patient care, public health, south korea, strike

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where south korea is in chaos cuz all the doctors are on strike! the only way to save the day is by building hospitals and curing all the sick villagers! but watch out for the evil mobs trying to stop you! join now and be the hero south korea needs!

Love Block Balance

available men, available women, balance, BLOCK, dating options, findings, gender ratio, love, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, negative implications, overabundance, perceived sex ratio, psychological impacts, relationships, research, scarcity, single adults, social dynamics, study, young adults

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Emeralds Found:	3073	Mines Excavated:	4932
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Towns Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Void Gems Collected:	10	Love Letters Sent:	17

so like, this server is like, the perfect balance of dudes and chicks, ya know? like, we got just the right amount of single peeps for ya to mingle with. not too many, not too few. just right.

join our server and find your perfect minecraft soulmate. no more feeling lonely or overwhelmed by too many options. we got the perfect balance for ya.

come on in and see for yourself. we guarantee you’ll find love, or at least a really cool mining buddy. either way, you win! so what are you waiting for? join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and pixels. it’s gonna be epic!

Plain Jane’s Peaks and Valleys SMP: No Peeking at the Whitelist!

application, balance, Discord, Economy, Events, exclusive, Friends, group, Janes, java edition, memes, microphone, Peaks, peeking, Plain, Plugins, private server, quality of life, Safe, smp, socialization, Valleys, Vanilla, VC, Whitelist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Server Name	Plains n’ Peaks
Server Type	Private Minecraft SMP (Java Only)
Player Age Range	14-20
Server Pace	Relaxed, Not fast-paced
Features	Events, Vanilla Experience, Quality of Life Plugins, Simple Voice Chat Mod

FAQ

How can I apply to join Plains n’ Peaks?

To apply, please use the following link: Apply Here

What are the requirements to join?

Having a Discord account
Minecraft Java Edition account
Having a microphone and a computer that can run Simple Voice Chat mod (not mandatory but recommended)

What sets Plains n’ Peaks apart from other servers?

Plains n’ Peaks focuses on creating a safe and fun environment for players to enjoy Minecraft without the need for extreme grinding or automated farms. It values socialization and community building among players.

What kind of events does Plains n’ Peaks host?

Plains n’ Peaks hosts various events for players to participate in, including mini-games, build contests, and group activities. These events aim to foster camaraderie among players and create memorable experiences.

Can I invite my friends to join Plains n’ Peaks?

Plains n’ Peaks is a private server for a select group of friends and acquaintances. However, if you know someone who meets the age requirements and is interested in joining, they can apply through the application link provided.