dishonest thoughts Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyMouse Minecraft Server

Analysis, CraftyMouse, critique, dishonest, dishonest analysis, dishonest critique, dishonest evaluation, dishonest judgment, dishonest mouse, dishonest opinion, dishonest thoughts, dishonesty, dishonesty critique, dishonesty review, Evaluation, judgment, Minecraft, Mouse, mouse review, opinion, review, Server, Thoughts

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/100	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mines Excavated:	1069	New Chunks Explored:	67567
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ores Mined:	8368

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant mice that have taken over the world! These mice are not your average rodents – they have superpowers and will stop at nothing to defeat you and take over your base. But don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take them down and save the day!

And if mutant mice aren’t enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players? You never know what they’ll do next, so be prepared for some hilarious chaos!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget! But beware, once you enter, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you.

I’mCraftySMP – I’m better than you

arrogance, better, boastful, comparison, Competition, ImCraftySMP, pride, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assurance, self-assured, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-validation, Superiority

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/900	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Votes:	4301	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of being surrounded by noobs who think they’re better than you? Well, look no further because on our server, I’M better than you! Join us for a chance to prove your skills and show everyone who the real boss is. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world, come join us and see if you can outshine the reigning champion (spoiler alert: you probably can’t).

VacayCanceller Minecraft Server

6 year old, Airbnb, boarding, Boyfriend, bunk beds, cancelation fee, canceling, Costs, Demands, Expectations, family vacation, Florida, husband, large dogs, Minecraft, pet owners, queen mattresses, Server, sister-in-law, small dogs, Unhappy, VacayCanceller, Wife

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/100	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your sister-in-law’s vacation plans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how your SIL conveniently forgot to mention the bunk beds in the “office space” room, our server will surprise you at every corner. Who needs a cozy queen mattress when you can sleep in a makeshift bunk bed in a tiny room?

And just like how your SIL expects you to foot the bill for half of the Airbnb, we expect you to join our server and bring your A-game. Who cares about logic and fairness when you can have a good old time with us?

Don’t worry about your pet dogs either, we welcome all furry friends with open arms. Just like how your SIL plans to bring their small dog along for the ride, we encourage you to bring your pets and let them roam free in our virtual world.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up having the vacation of a lifetime (or at least a good laugh)!

AutisticAvengersMC

assigned seating, autistic child, AutisticAvengersMC, consented, DAUGHTER, disrupt, drawing, education, Emotionally, immature, intellectually, introverted, judgemental, learning disability, opposed, reading, Role Model, Sensitive, Shy.., small town, top of class, UNCOMFORTABLE

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/900	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mines Excavated:	4444
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your social skills and test your patience? Look no further than our server, where we assign seating just like your daughter’s school!

Join our server and get randomly seated next to players with all sorts of quirks and personalities. From the loud, talkative player who never stops typing in chat to the player who can’t seem to figure out how to craft a simple pickaxe, you’ll never know who you’ll be sitting next to next!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a “positive role model” feature, where players are randomly selected to be a guiding light for those who may need a little extra help. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to teach someone how to build their first house or tame their first wolf!

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of assigned seating in Minecraft. Who knew virtual seating arrangements could be so entertaining? Join now and see if you can handle the drama and excitement of sitting next to your very own “Connor”!

MemoryLaneMC SMP

beloved songs, best moments, carefree times, cherished times, childhood memories, favorite song, fond memories, golden days, happy days, happy memories, heartwarming tunes, joyful recollections, MemoryLaneMC, Music, Nostalgia, positive vibes, reminiscent melodies, sentimental tunes, smp, special moments, treasured memories, unforgettable experiences

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/300	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5461	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Animals Bred:	111	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground parties with zombie pigmen, and quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. Plus, our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, so you’ll always have good luck on your side.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and make memories that will have you singing “Baby Shark” every time you log on!

Bedrock Bonanza

bedrock, bedtime stories, belongings, bonanza, childhood memories, cleaning, clutter, creepy crawlies, dark corners, dust bunnies, fear, forgotten toys, hidden items, linens, mattress, Monsters, Mystery, Nightmares, organization, Secrets, storage space, under the bed

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/300	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Mines Excavated:	3820	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing under your bed is dust bunnies and old socks? Well, on our server, you’ll find a whole world of adventure lurking beneath your bed! We’ve got secret portals to magical realms, treasure chests filled with diamonds, and even a friendly dragon who will help you build the coolest treehouse ever. So if you’re ready to ditch the dust bunnies and join the most epic Minecraft server of all time, come on down and see what’s waiting for you under your bed!

Boric’s Minecraft Server: Demanding Verifiable Fun!

Accountability, Borics, Chilean President, demanding, Demands, Democracy, democracy in crisis, elections, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Fun, Gabriel Boric, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, Server, south america, transparency, triumph, Venezuela, verifiable, Verifiable Results

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/700	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Votes:	1660
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magic Items Found:	1399
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Chilean President Gabriel Boric is demanding verifiable results after Maduro’s triumph? Like, what even is happening in this virtual world? 🤯 Join us for the most transparent and legit elections you’ll ever see in Minecraft! We promise no shady business, just pure democracy and blocky fun! 🗳️🎮 Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special skin of Gabriel Boric himself, ready to take on any creeper that comes your way! 😂 Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join us now and let’s make Minecraft politics great again! 🌟 #BlockyDemocracy #GabrielBoricForPresident #MinecraftMadness

TurkeyCraft: NATO Kickout

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, extremism, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, Kickout, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nato, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, threat, turkey, TurkeyCraft, War, Wilders

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/600	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mines Excavated:	4228
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8767
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR TURKEY WILL DECLARE WAR ON YOU TOO! WE GOT CRAZY BUILDINGS AND WILD ANIMALS THAT WILL FIGHT YOU! ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LIKE NINJAS AND WILL BAN ANYONE WHO TRIES TO STEAL YOUR DIAMONDS! PLUS, IF YOU JOIN NOW, YOU GET A FREE TURKEY LEG SKIN FOR YOUR CHARACTER! HURRY BEFORE TURKEY GETS KICKED OUT OF NATO AND COMES AFTER YOU INSTEAD!

CraftyDreamz

CraftyDreamz, insomnia, sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep difficulties, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep health, sleep hygiene, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep meditation, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep solutions, sleep support, sleep therapy, sleep tips

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/300	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8702	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Animals Bred:	63	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

So, like, you know how we all need to sleep, right? Well, some peeps just can’t seem to catch those Z’s, ya know? But fear not, my fellow blockheads, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about sleep again, because who needs rest when you can be mining and crafting all day and night, amirite?

Our server is like a magical dreamland where insomnia doesn’t exist and the only limit is your imagination. Build the most epic structures, fight off creepers like a boss, and maybe even find the legendary diamond sword of ultimate power (spoiler alert: it doesn’t actually exist, but a girl can dream, right?).

So come on, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! Who needs sleep when you can be part of the most epic adventure of your life? Let’s do this, blockheads!

Trust-Gaming

Adventure, Automation, Boundaries, collaboration, Community, Conquer, Economy, Engineering, Enthusiast, Experience, Exploration, Fun, growth, innovation, Machinery, Minecraft, Possibilities, Projects, PvE, Survival, Tech, Technology, Tekkit

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Farms Harvested:	957	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Buildings Constructed:	24

Welcome to our Tekkit 2 Minecraft server, where creativity meets technology! Dive into a world of advanced machinery, automation, and innovation. Join a vibrant community of engineers and explorers, collaborate on ambitious projects, and push the boundaries of what’s possible. Whether you’re a seasoned tech enthusiast or a curious newcomer, our server offers a rich, dynamic experience with endless opportunities for fun and growth. Get ready to build, automate, and conquer in the ultimate Tekkit 2 adventure!

84.71.173.3

CesarSMP

Adventure, Alliance, balanced gameplay, CesarSMP, community-driven, competitive environment, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, Economy, Events, Land claiming, Lore, nation, no pay to win, PvP, Quests, RPG, Skills, strategy, Survival, Town Claiming, Towny, War, WARFARE

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/100	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	692
Magic Items Found:	5242	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Welcome to CesarSMP

Dive into a thrilling survival experience like no other on CesarSMP Our server offers a unique blend of adventure and strategy designed to keep you engaged and excited every step of the way Features Town Claiming System Create and manage your own town claim land and protect your territory from invaders Form alliances or go head-to-head with rival towns in epic wars for dominance War and Diplomacy Engage in strategic warfare with other nations Plan your attacks defend your territory and climb the ranks to become the most powerful nation on the server Skills and Quests Level up your character with our extensive skills system Complete quests for valuable rewards and immerse yourself in the lore of CesarSMP Community Driven Join a friendly and active community where your voice matters Participate in server events contribute to community projects and make lasting friendships No Pay to Win Enjoy a fair and balanced gameplay experience Our server is dedicated to providing a fun and competitive environment without the need for real money purchases Whether you are a seasoned player or new to Minecraft CesarSMP offers something for everyone Join us today and start your adventure in a world where your creativity and strategy will lead you to greatness IP mc.cesar.lol Discord discord.gg/cesarsmp See you in game adventurer

mc.cesar.lol