| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 8702 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 5750 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 139 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 6908 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 7978 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?
Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!
So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 3726 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 113 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 1473 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 153 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 6611 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 88 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.
and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.
so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6894 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 4583 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 540 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 5044 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 331 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)
