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DildoCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, BIZARRE, control, controversial, dark humor, DildoCraft, Domination, humor, Minecraft, Oppression, power, Ran, Ridiculous, satire, Seething, Server, social commentary, society, strange, surreal, taboo, walking dildos, world

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Alien Abductions:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Zombie Dances:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

CobraCraft Minecraft Server

action, Cheesy, Cobra Kai, CobraCraft, comedy, corny, Daniel LaRusso, Drama, Drunk, friday night, Johnny Lawrence, kids show, Kreese, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Netflix, Nostalgia, Redemption, Rivalry, season 6, Sensei, Server, tv show

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Enchantments Applied:	251	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of Cobra Kai season 6 being a total snoozefest? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with more action, drama, and plot twists than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Forget about boring old karate tournaments, on our server you’ll be battling dragons, exploring hidden dungeons, and building epic fortresses that would make even Miyagi proud. And don’t worry, Kreese is still the baddest villain around – but this time, he’s a creeper in disguise!

So grab a virtual drink, log on to our server, and get ready for the most epic adventure of your life. Who needs Cobra Kai when you can join us for some seriously crazy Minecraft fun? Kick back, relax, and let the games begin!

UghCraft – Humans Suck

abhorrent actions, annoying habits, appalling behavior, cringe-worthy moments, deplorable actions, despicable conduct, detestable behavior, disappointing actions, disgraceful behavior, disgusting behavior, embarrassing incidents, frustrating encounters, Human nature, humans, irritating situations, negative experiences, regrettable actions, repulsive behavior, revolting behavior, shameful behavior, Suck, UghCraft, unpleasant interactions

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you have to trade with pigs for all your precious resources. And watch out for the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are terrorizing the countryside with their terrible singing.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the pigs and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or stick with the pig overlords? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s just how we like it!

NukeCraftIranWeeks

Diplomacy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, iran, material production, MIDDLE EAST, military intelligence, non-proliferation efforts, nuclear bomb, nuclear capabilities, nuclear program, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftIranWeeks, potential threat, proliferation, sanctions, security concerns, uranium enrichment, US, weeks

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we be makin’ nuclear bombs in weeks just like Iran! imagine the power u gonna have with that kind of firepower in the game. blow up ur enemies in style, fam. join now and be the ultimate bomb maker in the blocky world. u won’t regret it, trust me.

HeartburnCraft: Where Java 1.20.2 serves up hot economy and 15 online players, no resets or griefing allowed!

1.20.2, Active Economy, Allowed, Auctions, Community, Economy, Griefing, HeartburnCraft, hot, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, minecraft server, multiplayer, No Resets, ONLINE, online players, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Players, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, serves, smp, zero tolerance

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

HearthCraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
No-Griefing Policy	Economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store
Server Start	October 2018
World Reset	Never reset. World dates back to July 2019.
Live Map	Check out the live map here

FAQ

Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

A: No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store. You can verify this here.

Q: Are there resource worlds on the server?

A: Yes, there are resource worlds that reset monthly.

Q: Is there a marriage plugin on the server?

A: Yes, there is a marriage plugin available on the server.

MadokaCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Captivating, Characters, comparison, dark themes, Drama, emotional, engrossing, Entertainment, FANTASY, INTENSE, japanese animation, madoka magica, MadokaCraft, Magical Girls, Minecraft, plot twists, Popular, Psychological, series, Server, Storyline, Thought-provoking

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Towns Built:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is more engrossing than Madoka Magica on a rollercoaster ride with a unicorn! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream castle, battle dragons with your pet llama sidekick, and even ride a rainbow to the land of unlimited diamonds! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

PixelAnime Minecraft Server

animated series, Anime, gender diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ anime, LGBTQ Representation, Minecraft, non-binary characters, PixelAnime, queer representation, Server, tranime, trans characters, trans community, trans culture, trans representation, trans visibility, Transgender, transgender anime

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a team of evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding. You’ll never be bored here because we have a quest where you have to find a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken in a tutu.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but fluffy bunnies wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ExHubbyDontKnow Minecraft Server

adhd, Adult Daughter, Alimony, burner account, Chronic pain, codependency, default, divorce settlement, ex husband, ExHubbyDontKnow, Guilt, ignore, junk mail, Legal, Marriage, Minecraft, Mutual, neurodivergence, retirement benefits, self-diagnosed, Server, SPLIT, understand

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Emeralds Found:	3843	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in settling disputes with virtual blocks instead of real-life drama! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of divorce settlements and neurodivergent exes.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and taming wild wolves, all while avoiding alimony disputes and unopened divorce decrees. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a world of creativity and adventure.

We promise that no one will be asking you to delay alimony reductions or claiming they didn’t understand the settlement due to their “neurodivergence.” Instead, you’ll be too busy crafting your next masterpiece and exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So come join us and leave your real-life drama at the door. Who needs a messy divorce when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Let’s block and roll, baby!

NoDrugsNoDigsNoKids

addict girlfriend, addict step son, barely getting by, custody battle, Divorce, drug addict, financial responsibility, healthy baby, heroin, Homeless, Meth, newborn son, NoDrugsNoDigsNoKids, opioids, Pregnancy, prescription pain pills, recovering addict, recovering alcoholic, refusing, retired, social worker, Suboxone

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, in a land filled with blocky wonders, there was a player who had to deal with a stepson who was a professional thief in-game. But wait, it gets crazier – this stepson also had a pregnant girlfriend who was addicted to rare diamond blocks! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued?

But fear not, brave player! On our server, you can experience all the drama and excitement without any real-life consequences. Build your own virtual family, deal with addict NPCs, and even have high-speed chases with the pixelated police. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a blocky soap opera of your own making!

DeathCraft: YOLO Edition

contemplation, death, death anxiety, death frequency, death reflection, DeathCraft, Edition, end of life, existential thoughts, facing mortality, fear of death, life and death, mortality, mortality awareness, mortality contemplation, mortality frequency, mortality mindset, mortality pondering, mortality reflection, thoughts on death, thoughts on mortality, yolo

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to look forward to is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have a dull moment again. We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And don’t even get us started on our parkour challenges – one wrong move and you’ll fall into a pit of lava filled with dancing skeletons.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can test their survival skills against hordes of zombie villagers and evil witches. And if you manage to make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the thrill of death around every corner? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!