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ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Villages Defended:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2549

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ores Mined:	2619	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Void Armor Forged:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Star Shards Collected:	256	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.