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WebM LOLZ Minecraft Server

amusing, chuckling, comedy, Digital Media, Entertainment, funny, ha, hilarious, humor, internet culture, LAUGHING, Laughter, lolz, meme, Minecraft, online content, Server, social media, video clip, viral video, web entertainment, web humor, webm

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on giant flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our realm!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of exploding TNT, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

SerkisCraft Minecraft Server

andy serkis, apolitical, dangerous game, Decision making, Europe, Felix Kersten, Heinrich Himmler, hitler, Holocaust, influence, medical masseuse, medical skills, Minecraft, personal doctor, s&s, save lives, SerkisCraft, Server, The Man With The Miraculous Hands, third reich, War, woody harrelson

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Andy Serkis playing Himmler opposite Woody Harrelson in ‘The Man With The Miraculous Hands’? Look no further! Our server is set in a 1939 alternate universe where Felix Kersten, a medical masseuse, becomes Himmler’s personal doctor and saves the day with his magical hands.

Join us as we reenact this epic tale in Minecraft form! Use your medical skills as a weapon, influence decision making at the highest level, and turn Himmler against Hitler to save thousands of lives. It’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

So come on down and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew saving lives could be so much fun in Minecraft? Join now and be a part of the craziest story ever told in the Minecraft universe!

RedstoneSisterCleanUp Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, emotional intelligence, family conflict, gender equality, Gender Roles, household chores, household etiquette, hygiene, Maturity, menstruation, Minecraft, parenting, period blood, personal space, RedstoneSisterCleanUp, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling rivalry, teenage drama

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	619	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227

Are you tired of dealing with period drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t find any period-soaked underwear left on the bathroom floor! Our virtual world is clean and free of any bodily fluids, so you can game in peace without worrying about stepping on a surprise.

Plus, our server is full of epic quests and adventures that will make you forget all about the real-life drama. Explore hidden caves, battle fierce monsters, and build the most epic base you can imagine. And the best part? No one will ever leave period blood on your virtual rug!

So leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a period-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

JobBlockerCraft

aita, Degree, Feedback, job application, Job Interview, job opportunity, job prospects, job referral, Job Search, JobBlockerCraft, lying on application, partners friends bf, Recommendation, Recruitment, uk, unemployment, work ethic

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value honesty and hard work! Unlike some people in the real world, we don’t tolerate laziness or dishonesty here.

Join us if you want to escape the drama of unemployed boyfriends who can’t be bothered to apply for jobs and instead rely on others to do the work for them. We promise not to recommend you for any jobs you’re not qualified for, but we will provide a fun and supportive community for you to thrive in.

Don’t let your Minecraft adventures be tainted by shady characters who try to use others for their own gain. Come play with us and leave the drama at the door! And remember, always give credit where credit is due – especially when it comes to job applications. 😂🎮 #MinecraftDrama #JobApplicationGate #JoinUsToday

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

Crafty, ladies, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Hey gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is like no other, with players who have mastered the art of building with… unconventional materials.

Need some inspiration? Just ask our resident expert who once built a giant castle using only diamond pickaxes! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite tool for building… 😉

BlockyTimeTravel

BlockyTimeTravel, choose, Curiosity, Events, Experience, firsthand, hidden, historical, History, Impactful, moment, Observation, past, perspective, Secrets, Significant, time period, time travel, unnoticed observer, why, Witness

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Step right up, folks! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has a time machine! That’s right, you can witness any moment in history firsthand, but as an unnoticed observer.

Imagine creeping around in the background of the Battle of Thermopylae, watching Leonidas kick some Persian butt without anyone even knowing you’re there. Or how about chilling with Cleopatra as she seduces Julius Caesar? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our time machine is glitchy as heck, so you might accidentally end up in some wacky situations. Like that time we sent a player back to the Jurassic period and they had to fend off a T-Rex with nothing but a wooden sword. Good times, good times.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride through history – just don’t blame us if you end up accidentally causing the fall of Rome or something. It’s all part of the fun, right?

BorderCrossing Minecraft Server

12 days, border crossing, BorderCrossing, Conflict, demilitarized zone, diplomatic incident, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, Minecraft, North Korea, north korean, Patrol, Political, provocation, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, south korea, Surveillance, Tension, third time

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

OMG u guys, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, North Korean soldiers keep crossing the border to play on it! They can’t resist the epicness of our server, it’s like a magnet for craziness!

One time, Kim Jong Un himself tried to join but got distracted by a creeper and blew up his whole palace! It was so funny, he was like “I demand a rematch!” But we were all like, “Nah, bro, you gotta start from scratch like everyone else!”

Join now and you might even see a North Korean soldier trying to build a nuke out of diamonds or something, it’s wild out here! Plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes, you won’t find that anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyUkrainianWarriors

aggression, Attack, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarriors, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, Frontline, international relations, Military, military intervention, nato, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, US weapons, War

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is attacking russia with us weapons on the frontline!! 🤣🤣🤣 join now for a wild ride full of explosions and chaos!! build ur own base and defend against the madness or join the fight and help ukraine take down russia in the most epic battle ever!! 🚀🚀🚀 hurry before putin logs on and tries to stop us!! #minecraftmadness #ukrainevsrussia #usweaponsfordays 😜🔥🎮

BlindCrafters – Keep Your Windows Clean

blind cleaning, BlindCrafters, clean, cleaning blinds, cleaning hacks, cleaning solutions, cleaning techniques, cleaning tips, cleaning tools, dust removal, dusting blinds, dusting tips, easy cleaning, Home decor, home improvement, home maintenance, household chores, interior design, Venetian blinds, window blinds, window coverings, window treatments, windows

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

join this epic minecraft server, where we have venetian blinds that clean themselves! no more dusting, just sit back and watch those blinds sparkle like diamonds in the sun. but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move to funky tunes. and don’t even get me started on our pet llama army, they spit rainbows and glitter at anyone who dares to challenge us. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

CraftyPrimates

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, ape species, cognitive development., conservation efforts, CraftyPrimates, Endangered species, engineering skills, environmental education, INFANTS, jungle animals, orangutan behavior, primate intelligence, primate research, problem solving, rainforest ecology, rainforest habitat, Sumatran orangutans, tool use, wildlife conservation, wildlife rehabilitation

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	905
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got Sumatran orangutans crafting like pros, man! Dey start building epic structures when dey still in diapers, no joke! Imagine swinging from tree to tree while building a dope treehouse with these orangutans, it’s lit, fam! Plus, dey got mad engineering skills, so you know you gonna see some crazy redstone contraptions and epic builds on dis server. Don’t miss out, join now and get in on the monkey business!