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CraftyFeminist18s: Where even ‘retarded children’ can build epic worlds!

“Youth, 18 year olds, age restrictions, Ageism, BUILD, children, CraftyFeminist18s, DATING, Epic, feminism, FEMINISTS, gender equality, intelligence, Maturity, Political Correctness, political participation, retarded, retarded children, social commentary, Stacy, Stereotypes, voting age, voting eligibility, voting rights, WOMENS RIGHTS, worlds

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Farms Harvested:	213	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with “retarded children” in your Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is for mature players only, because apparently 18 year olds are just too dumb to handle the responsibility of voting or dating. Join us and leave the kids behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow grown-ups. Who needs Stacy and her drama when you can join our server and vote on important server decisions instead? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Naruto’s Blocky Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Server

Adventure, AUTHORITY, blocky, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, Decision making, Democracy, Feudal System, Governance, Hidden Leaf Village, Hierarchy, ideal, leadership, leadership styles, Naruto, Naruto: Shippuden, Narutos, ninja clans, ninja world, Ninjas, Politics, power dynamics, Server, Shinobi, tobirama, Village

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	329600
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you tired of boring old democracy in your Minecraft server? Do you want to experience the thrill of ninja governance? Then look no further, because on our server, Tobirama is the ultimate leader! Forget about voting, just follow Tobirama’s every command and watch as your ninja village thrives like never before. Join now for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience!

FagCraft: Where Every Block is a Fag and Every Creeper is a LOL

BLOCK, creeper, fag, FagCraft, lmao, lol, lolololololol

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1336
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dimension Hops:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where the only thing drier than the desert is our sense of humor! We have fags, lmaos, and lololololols galore!

Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)

GemCraft: Mine, Build, and Laugh with Koseki Bijou General! LOL

#youtube, Bijou, BUILD, debut stream, DIGGERS, doxxers, GemCraft, general, Hide, holo vs holo baiters, INTRO, KOSEKI, koseki bijou, LAUGH, Links, lol, merch, Music, Newpebble guide, Next stream, Previous Stream, Report, rock on, shorts, STREAMS, Trolls, twitter, unarchived streams

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	100
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of diamond blocks. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. And our starter guide is so helpful, it’s like having a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!

ConsoleCraft: Where the Game is Literally Playable!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	New Chunks Explored:	316754
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Crops Grown:	4915
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on consoles and constantly having to keep a directory open on the side just to make the game playable? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have banned directories altogether! That’s right, no more pesky directories ruining your gaming experience.

Join us on our server where the only way to survive is by riding giant chickens as your mode of transportation. Don’t worry, these chickens are trained professionals and will get you where you need to go in style.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have evolved to speak in only emojis. Can you decipher their messages and unlock the hidden treasures they guard?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Blocky Justice: Where Creepers Get Life Sentences and Endermen Pay Fines

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and punishments? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!

But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition – Join ‘/akg/’ Server for Epic Minecraft Fun!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

We’ve got 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus waiting for you to recruit them. And don’t forget about the 5* Medic Whisperain and 5* Sniper Andreana – they’re ready to kick some blocky butt!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Cardigan skin that will make you the envy of all your blocky buddies? Or maybe you’re more interested in the epic battle between 6* Defender Horn and 6* Supporter Stainless. It’s like watching a PvP match between a zombie and a skeleton – you never know who’s going to come out on top!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the upcoming EP13: The Whirlpool That Is Passion. It’s going to be more intense than a creeper sneaking up behind you in the dark!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

RetroCraft: Where 70s, 80s, and 90s NYC vibes meet Minecraft madness!

70s, 80s, 90s, Childhood, city life, culture, Graffiti, Hip Hop, History, madness, Meet, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, NYC, parents, past, Reminiscing, Retro, RetroCraft, Stories, Urban, urban decay, VIBES, vintage

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Potions Brewed:	77
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Step into our Minecraft server and experience a time warp back to the groovy 70s, rad 80s, and gnarly 90s NYC! Even if you weren’t born during those decades, you can still party like it’s 1979 with our retro-themed buildings and neon lights.

Join us for epic disco parties in Studio 54, go breakdancing in Times Square, or take a stroll through Central Park with a boombox blasting your favorite tunes. And don’t worry about running into any actual New Yorkers from that time – our NPCs are straight out of a John Hughes movie.

So why wait? Jump into our Minecraft server and get ready for a totally tubular time travel experience that will have you saying, “I love the smell of pixelated pizza in the morning!”

Minecraft Mayhem: CHUD Craze

#youtube, banned, Chud, CHUD COMMONWEALTH, compatibility, Conflicts, CRAZE, fallout 4, fallout community, Fallout gameplay, fallout mods, gameplay, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mod, moddb, modding, modlist, Nexus, questionable changes, review, Video

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Emeralds Found:	3888
Void Armor Forged:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Villages Defended:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the mods got banned from Nexus and ModDB! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Worried about compatibility with big modlists? Don’t be! Our server thrives on chaos and welcomes all mods with open arms. Who cares about conflicts when you can have a server full of surprises?

And don’t even get us started on the questionable changes. We’ve got changes that will make you question your sanity, but in the best way possible. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world. Anything is possible on our server!

Clown Court Minecraft Madness

Clown, contempt of court, Court, courtroom, criminal behavior, criminal justice system, Disobedience, Disrespect, Hold, judge, Justice, law, legal proceedings, Legal System, madness, Merchan, Minecraft, next time, punishment, Ruling, Tiresome, trial

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild courtroom drama mixed with a circus!

Join us for a chance to witness Judge Merchan holding clowns in contempt of court for thinking they can escape justice with their silly antics. You’ll never know what crazy case will be brought before the court next – from sheep stealing to creeper explosions, it’s always a wild ride!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest criminal justice system in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself on trial for building a house without a permit! Join now for a truly outrageous and hilarious experience!