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Bag Minecraft SMP – Blue Archive General #7004

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hovercraft, Izuna, kotori, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Utaha

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah, an Urban Torment with Heavy Armor! And if that’s not enough, we also have the Fury of Set, a Field boss with Light Armor that will test your skills to the max!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Balancing Schale’s Books event with the General Student Council? Who knew balancing books could be so thrilling? And don’t forget about our Christmas Livestream where we’ll be giving away virtual gifts that will make Santa jealous!

Join now and experience the madness of our Minecraft SMP like never before. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this craziness and more? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Poop Hole Lickers Minecraft Server

Behavior, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Communication, friendship, funny, gross, Hole, humor, internet culture, JOKE, Lickers, licking, meme, Minecraft, Misconception, normies, Poop, poop holes, Server, shock value, social norms, taboo, Trust, urban legend

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6665	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where normies roam free, possibly licking each other’s poop holes? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a poop hole-free environment! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to normie poop hole licking once and for all!

Thank You Microsoft Minecraft SMP

ai, appreciation, Artificial Intelligence, coding, collaboration, Copilot, Development, Gratitude, innovation, microsoft, Minecraft, programming, programming tools, smp, software, Software Development, Support, teamwork, Tech, Technology, thank you, Tools

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magic Items Found:	3859	Runes Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	5396	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us and you’ll be thanking Microsoft for Copilot in no time. Why, you ask? Because on our server, Copilot isn’t just a helpful tool, it’s a mischievous prankster who loves to mess with players by turning their diamond armor into clown suits or making their houses float in the sky!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Thank you, Microsoft, for Copilot – we couldn’t have created this chaos without you!

NetLinkUp MC server Minecraft

Account.., banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, NetLinkUp MC, OWNER, personal account, Server, server description

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Animals Bred:	196
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Items Found:	3400
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

The owner of the “NetLinkUp MC” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.netlinkup.ru

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, crime, Dark, Deception, detective, Enigmatic, Fiction, hidden motives, Intriguing, investigation, lina, Minecraft, Mystery, novel, Psychological, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unexpected twists.

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Votes:	2875
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that actually works and sends players flying into the sky! Explore secret dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Lina, a mystical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those who can find her. Some say she’s a unicorn crossed with a dragon, others say she’s just a really big cat wearing a top hat. Whatever she is, one thing’s for sure – she’s the key to unlocking the true power of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos of our server. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Down to Earth Miguel (left) or Uptight Paco (right) Minecraft SMP

Chill, comparison, contrasting personalities, Decision making, down to earth, Earth, easygoing, Friends, Fun, laid back, left, Miguel, Minecraft, Paco, Personality, Relaxed, right, Rigid, serious, smp, Strict, TENSE, uptight

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP where you can choose to be either down-to-earth Miguel or uptight Paco? Miguel spends his days building giant statues of chickens while Paco is busy trying to organize the entire server into a perfectly symmetrical grid.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where Miguel’s chickens lay siege to Paco’s meticulously planned out base. Will chaos reign supreme or will order prevail? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness today!

TheOasis MC

Adventure, BUILD, Economy, GREATNESS, job system, legend, Minecraft, Oasis, TheOasis MC, Towny, Trade

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Magic Items Found:	5348

Welcome to TheOasis MC! Dive into a vibrant world with a booming economy and exciting job system. Build, trade, and rise to greatness as you create your own oasis and become a legend. The adventure starts now!

play.oasismc.net

Ice Spice Minecraft Server

adult actress, adult content, adult entertainment, adult film, adult film actress, adult film star, adult industry, arousal, Climax, ejaculation, explicit content, FANTASY, fetish, Ice, ice spice, Minecraft, pornography, Server, sexual arousal, sexual desire, sexual pleasure, sexual stimulation, Spice, taboo

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and confusion!

Join us if you’ve ever found yourself inexplicably turned on by Ice Spice – we have a whole section dedicated to building phallic structures in his honor. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, a player who communicates exclusively with chickens and has amassed a chicken army that will strike fear into the hearts of all who oppose us.

So come on down and join the madness! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter next on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

assassin business, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, general, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Psyanon, Rehabilitation, shorts, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup, Velastor Edition

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1135	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner demon and run your own assassin business? Look no further than our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. Who knew Hell could be so wholesome? And don’t forget about Blitzo and his ragtag team of assassins trying to survive each other while running a startup in Hell. It’s like The Office, but with more fire and brimstone.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where demons are checking out into Heaven and hellhounds are working as receptionists? Plus, our Cytube channel is always playing the best demon-themed music videos. And if you’re feeling creative, our booru might be a little dead, but that just means you have the chance to revive it with your own demon art!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even run into Charlie or Blitzo themselves while you’re building your demon empire.

Last Month Minecraft Server

Adventure, Asia, Beautiful, China, cry, culture, DISCOVER, experiences, Explore, Food, last month, love it, Memories, Minecraft, Month, Nature, realize, reflections, Server, SightSeeing, travel, visit taiwan, Wanderlust

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	7986
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

🤣🤣🤣 So, get this, I was chilling in Taiwan last month, right? And I was like, “Wow, this place is lit!” And then it hit me – what if ALL of China was as awesome as Taiwan?! 😱 So I started crying tears of joy at the thought of a China filled with bubble tea and night markets everywhere. But then I remembered, hey, I can just join this epic Minecraft server and experience the China of my dreams! Join us for a wild ride filled with pandas riding minecarts and dragons breathing fire made of fried rice. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🐼🔥🍚 #TaiwanIsLit #ChinaDreams #MinecraftMadness