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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	73565	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Towns Built:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Votes:	2953

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Animals Bred:	144
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	160
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Star Shards Collected:	70
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Towns Built:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Plasma Hole Blasters

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

No, I really don’t think Minecraft server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8864
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of sweating it out in competitive online games? Are you sick of try-hards ruining your gaming experience? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only competition is who can build the most ridiculous structures using only pink wool and obsidian!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to relax and have a good time without worrying about K/D ratios or toxic players. We have a strict “no try-hard” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that no one will judge you for building a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in diamonds by trading with chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chickens).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only competition is who can build the most outrageous and hilarious creations!

Who Should Kelani Jordan Drop The Title To Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	308
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Kelani Jordan is the reigning champion, but who will she drop the title to next? Will it be the mysterious Enderman who always wears a tuxedo? Or maybe the chicken farmer who has a secret underground lair filled with TNT? Join now and find out, because on our server, anything can happen! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

SleepyDadCraft

anger, blocked, Boundaries, brother, childcare, Communication, Decision making, Divorce, emergency, family, Father, Frustration, Job, nephew, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Sleep, SleepyDadCraft, work

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4801
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as epic as defeating the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword. Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like the one in the story above. You’ll never know what crazy antics your fellow players will get up to next!

Imagine logging on to find your brother has built a giant statue of you out of diamond blocks, just because you didn’t watch his virtual pet sheep while he went mining. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? See you in the game, and remember: always watch out for those sneaky creepers!