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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 2043 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 1672 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 377 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
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