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Press2Win or Die

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pressing buttons is a way of life! Join us for a chance to press buttons that will either make you a Minecraft millionaire or send you to the respawn screen in the most epic way possible.

Imagine the thrill of pressing a button and suddenly being showered in diamonds and gold blocks, only to turn around and see a herd of zombie pigmen charging at you because you accidentally triggered a mob spawner.

But hey, that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with hidden buttons that could lead you to secret treasure rooms, unleash a horde of angry chickens, or even transport you to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of creepers.

So come on, take a chance and press that button. Who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server or die a hilarious death that will be talked about for generations. The choice is yours, but where’s the fun in playing it safe? Join us now and let the button pressing madness begin!

Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server

economic development, economic diversification, economic growth, economic indicators, economic reforms, economic sanctions, emerging market, GDP growth, global economy, high-income country, industrial output, international relations, investment opportunities, military spending, Minecraft, political stability, Redstone, resource-rich economy, Roubles, russia, sanctions, Server, war-driven economy, World Bank

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4753
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Buildings Constructed:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Votes:	2826	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

come join our minecraft server, where we have a war-driven economy hotter than russia’s! the world bank even upgraded us to a ‘high-income country’ because our diamond mines are poppin’ off like crazy!

we have crazy battles where players fight for control of the server, and the winner gets to rule over their own kingdom with a pet dragon as their loyal companion.

our community is so lit, we have parties every night at the virtual club where players can dance the night away and show off their epic loot.

join us and experience the madness of our server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

CraftyFrenchieWins2021

bbc news, controversy, CraftyFrenchieWins2021, Democracy, dirty tricks, election, election fraud, european politics, extremism, far-right party, France, French far right, French politics, Manipulation, political tactics, Politics, populist movement, right wing, Tactics, voters, Voting

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	93	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12

so, liek, u know how sumtimes u play minecraft and u just wanna have a good time but then u get rekt by sum noob with a diamond sword? well, NOT on this server, bro. we got ur back. we got ur front. we got ur sides. we even got ur top and bottom. we got u covered, fam.

join dis server and u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. u will find diamonds in every block u mine. creepers will run away from u in fear. u will be able to fly like a majestic eagle, soaring through the pixelated skies.

and get this, bro. if u join our server, u will automatically win every election u run in. yep, u heard me right. u will become the president of minecraft land. u will have all the power, all the diamonds, all the llamas u could ever want.

so stop wastin’ ur time on those other lame servers. join us and become the ultimate minecraft champion. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #diamondsareforever #llamalove

InkCrafted – No Ink, No Link!

Artistic, body art, body modification, creative process, creativity, design, experienced, ink, InkCrafted, Link, needle, Permanent, personal expression, PROFESSIONAL, Self-expression, Skilled, skin art, tattoo artist, tattoo culture, tattooed community, tattoos, Unique

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8251	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7285	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got tattoo artists with no tattoos! like whaaaat?! they be drawin’ on all da players with their invisible ink, makin’ em look fly as heck.

we also got a secret underground rave party every saturday night where the creepers be droppin’ sick beats and the zombies be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.

oh and did i mention we got a pet pig named mr. oinkers who can do backflips and spit fireballs? yeah, he’s a legend around these parts.

so come on down to our server and join in on the madness, cuz ain’t no other server like ours. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t that just the bee’s knees?

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to play as Ellen, a character with a uniform, shark tail, and scissors. Why? Because why not! Who wouldn’t want to run around as a half-shark, half-scissor-wielding maniac?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our lore teaser and discover where the miracle began. Spoiler alert: it involves unicorns, rainbows, and a talking potato named Steve.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our special program, “Welcome to New Eridu,” where you’ll embark on a quest to find the mystical ZENLESS and save the world from a horde of evil chickens. Yes, you read that right – evil chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use redeemable codes like ZZZFREE100 to claim your free pet dragon or ZENLESSLAUNCH to unlock a secret disco party in the enchanted forest. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining Minecraft server out there!

Minecraft server: “MichaelsSquared”

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Dragon Eggs Found:	7420	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Buildings Constructed:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to Double Michaels, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that Double Michaels was founded by two brothers named Michael who were actually secret agents in disguise. They built this server to train new recruits in the art of Minecraft warfare. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level on our server, you’ll be recruited to join their elite spy agency and go on top-secret missions around the world!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Imagine soaring through the sky on your very own diamond-encrusted pig, collecting riches beyond your wildest dreams!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Defeat the chicken and claim the loot for yourself – if you dare!

So what are you waiting for? Join Double Michaels today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DoggyDilemma Minecraft Server

calling the police, dog theft, DoggyDilemma, emotional distress, family conflict, family drama, family loyalty, Family Support, German shepherd, Minecraft, pet bonding, pet care, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet parenting, pet protection, pet rescue, pet safety, Server, sibling betrayal, sibling relationship, trust issues

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	500235	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Just like how this player’s sister tried to steal their German Shepherd puppy, you can embark on epic quests to protect your virtual pets from dastardly thieves! Join us and experience the thrill of defending your pixelated companions from betrayal and treachery!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also build magnificent castles, mine for rare resources, and battle fearsome creatures like the Ender Dragon (or in this case, the Puppy Snatcher)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with excitement, laughter, and maybe even a little family drama (hopefully not involving stolen puppies)!

Join now and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player – you’re a hero, a protector, and a true dog lover (virtual or otherwise)! Let’s make memories together, one block at a time!

SupportCraft: No Child Left Behind

aita, back child support, child, child support, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, family, Father, left, non payment, Petty, Principal, reconnecting, relationship, Son, SupportCraft, under the table, visitation, Warrant

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Buildings Constructed:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my ex-husband’s excuses for not paying child support? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with drama and betrayal, just like my ex’s shady dealings.

Build your own virtual world while navigating through family drama and legal issues, just like I did with my ex and his back child support. Will you choose to drop the CS case like I did, or will you stand your ground like Bea and refuse to have anything to do with it?

With hidden warrants, under-the-table work, and secret family connections, this server is more twisted than my ex’s lies. Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of this Minecraft world!

AwkwardCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Animals Bred:	89	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft thinking it was a tree? Well, on our server, we encourage all kinds of hilarious mishaps! Join us for a chance to ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, or even tame a creeper as your pet (just make sure to keep it away from your other pets)! Trust us, the laughs never stop on our server. So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

CraftyPickUpLines

bad first message, Communication, CraftyPickUpLines, DATING, dating advice, dating app, dating etiquette, Dating experiences, dating tips, first message, ladies, Messaging, online communication, online dating, online dating advice, online dating tips, reddit, relationships, social media, Women, worst first message

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Holy Grails Found:	5

Hey gamers of Reddit, have you ever received a first message on a Minecraft server that made you question humanity itself? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hilariously bad pick-up lines and cringeworthy attempts at flirting that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Join us for a wild ride of awkward conversations and questionable compliments that will make you grateful for the mute button. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for cringe instead? Join now for a dating app experience like no other!