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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4017 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 86 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
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