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MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, charging phone, Communication Issues, Driving, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Frustration, late nights, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MomCalmDown, overreacting, parental expectations, phone died, rushing home, self defense, Server, sibling relationships, telling my mum to calm down, working late

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Farms Harvested:	208	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

BlockPartySizeSecrets

aita, alcohol influence, anger, Apology, BlockPartySizeSecrets, body image, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, girl talk, girlfriend’s friends, Insecurities, kicking out, overreacting, privacy, relationship boundaries, Respect, self esteem, size betrayal, Trust

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

best day ever, cherished memories, defining moments, greatest day, happiest day, Happiness, joyous occasions, life changing, life highlights, LifesBestDay, memorable moments, milestone, Minecraft, peak experiences, peak moments, peak of happiness, personal achievements, significant events, smp, special occasions, treasured memories, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable milestones

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Farms Harvested:	186
Runes Activated:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

BlockyGrinCraft

always smiling, BlockyGrinCraft, bright side, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, keep smiling, Laughter, never stop smiling, never-ending smiles, positive energy, positivity, smile forever, smiling is infectious, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Void Gems Collected:	27
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mines Excavated:	1246

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

LimoCraft Minecraft Server

black limo, controversial, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, high-profile, illegal, international relations, iran, LimoCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear deal, Politics, putin, russian president, sanctions, Secret meeting, SECURITY, Server, summit, surprise meeting, unexpected arrival, world leaders

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	2562
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

CraftyClimateCrisis

#sustainability, 1.5C, carbon footprint, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate mitigation, climate models, climate policy, CraftyClimateCrisis, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, irreversible, Overshooting, Risks, study, temperature rise

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	158	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty

Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun

alternative energy, carbon dioxide reduction, carbon emissions, clean air, clean technology, climate change, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy efficiency, energy innovation, environmental impact, Fun, green energy, green technology, Green.., Haven, Hydrogen, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen generation, pollution reduction, renewable energy, renewable resources, Sustainable development, sustainable energy

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ores Mined:	5644
Magic Items Found:	1549	Alien Abductions:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	New Chunks Explored:	370823

join dis epic minecraft server where we generate hydrogen like it’s nobody’s business. we got rid of all da carbon dioxide so now we can breathe easy and party hard. come build your own hydrogen-powered castle and rule over the land like a green energy king. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you want? come join us and let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server

autism, awkward moments, cold war, cultural references, czechoslovakia, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European countries, european history, former nations, geography, History, international boundaries, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nostalgia, Political Correctness, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, soviet union, Stare

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as the idea of Czechoslovakia still being a thing? Well, look no further because our server is as fresh and exciting as a llama wearing a top hat! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, just to spice things up. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, BDSM, cybersex, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, exhibitionism, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetishes, Group Chat, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexting, smp, stepping stone, Submission, taboo, Talky, voyeurism

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Crops Grown:	6032
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2711
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.

So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?

Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BroBroCraft, brother, Clients, compensation, computer repair business, Dilemma, dream, family favor, Guilt, Help, inconsiderate, Minecraft, Pay, reddit, Routine, Server, Small Business, stable job, Support, Time management, Upset, valuable time

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Farms Harvested:	525	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers where you don’t get anything in return for your hard work? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in rewarding our players for their time and effort!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer