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Based or Cringe Minecraft Server: LOL Edition

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic gameplay and no excitement? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with epic battles, mysterious quests, and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is home to the legendary “Is he based or cringe?” challenge, where players must prove their worth by completing ridiculous tasks like building a house out of only dirt blocks or taming a wild chicken as their loyal pet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to uncover the ghost’s secrets and earn its respect?

Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or will you? 😉

CraftyCreeper27

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5134	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Votes:	8731
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to ride a flying pig while juggling diamond blocks and singing the Minecraft theme song backwards! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden apples and rare loot that will make other players green with envy. So come join us and show off your mad skills that will make Steve himself jealous!

BusStationBrawl Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only terror attack you’ll experience is when a creeper sneaks up on you and blows up your house! we’ve got more action than the Beersheba Central Bus Station, with one player already killed (in-game, of course) and nine others wounded (emotionally from losing their diamond pickaxe).

our server is so lit, it’ll make you wanna scream “creeper, oh man!” as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, hidden treasures, and epic battles with other players.

join us now and experience the thrill of surviving and thriving in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie horde). trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin! (just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good)

LebCraft Peacekeepers

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4146	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	403
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PRESIDENT MICHAEL D HIGGINS WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS IT’S LIKE AN ‘OUTRAGEOUS’ PARTY IN ISRAEL THREATENING PEACEKEEPERS IN LEBANON, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS TOGETHER! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN AND MAYHEM, WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?! 🎉🏰🐲

Lost Chunk Adventures

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	100	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

OMG u guyz, dis server is like a hidden treasure chest waiting to be discovered! Our scientists have found a lost chunk of seafloor filled with ancient structures and epic loot! Join now and be the first to uncover these mysterious wonders! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this underwater world of madness and mayhem! Swim with dolphins, battle sea monsters, and explore hidden caves filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic quest for glory and riches! Join now and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ores Mined:	9449
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!

DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

PixelPleasures

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Towns Built:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!