we also have a secret underground city where PIGS RULE THE LAND. they wear tiny crowns and ride on saddled chickens, leading their army of zombie villagers into battle. it’s a sight you won’t believe until you see it with your own eyes.
if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a GIANT DIAMOND SPAWN that shoots out diamonds like a volcano erupting. you’ll be rolling in bling in no time.
so come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic minecraft world you’ve ever seen. just watch out for those flying creepers, they’re a real blast!
Picture this: a 25-year-old woman, her 26-year-old brother, and 23-year-old sister raised by a single father. But wait, it gets crazier! The ex-best friend, Kylie, drops a bombshell – she’s pregnant with the father’s baby!
Join our server for a chance to witness the most outrageous family drama unfold in Minecraft history. Will there be DNA tests? Will there be a showdown between the siblings and Kylie? The only way to find out is by joining our server now!
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate soap opera in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and jaw-dropping revelations!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy…but beware of the evil sugar monsters!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, of course!
Tired of being judged for your looks and constantly having to deal with jealous haters? Join our server and let your creativity shine without any judgment or drama.
We don’t care if you have acne or if you’re a millionaire, everyone is welcome here to just have fun and enjoy the game.
And don’t worry about finding love, because on our server, you can build your dream boyfriend brick by brick (literally)! No more dealing with unwanted advances or rejection, just pure virtual love and companionship.
So come join us and experience a world where everyone is equal and where the only thing that matters is how awesome your Minecraft creations are. See you in the game!
Imagine a world where your heart beats only 3 billion times in 100 years, but billions of circumcisions have been performed in just a few years. That’s the power of technology on our server!
So come join us and be a part of the most outrageous debates and stories in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what crazy topics we’ll tackle next!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our server held a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep by a pack of wild wolves. And let me tell you, those wolves were not messing around!
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare loot guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Legend has it that anyone who dares to enter must defeat Cluck Norris in a dance-off to claim the treasure. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, craziest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet our server mascot, a llama named Larry who can speak fluent pig Latin. Don’t ask how, just join and find out for yourself!
Our server is like no other, with crazy challenges and quests that will have you laughing and crying (mostly from falling into lava, let’s be real). But hey, the risk is worth the reward, right?
Join us and you might just find yourself in a battle against a giant chicken boss or building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!
So take a risk, join us, and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just end up finding the best Minecraft experience of your life. Or at least a really cool pet pig named Sir Oinksalot.
our server is filled with magical unicorns and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a portal to a land of endless cake and ice cream.
if you join our server, you will be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. but beware, there is a curse that turns your skin into a giant pickle if you break the rules.
so come join us and let your inner potato shine! who needs age when you can be a potato?
| Server IP | CITRUS-MC.COM |
|---|---|
| Server Discord | Discord |
| Server Map | MAP |
| Version | 1.9.x – 1.21 |
Looking for a thrilling and immersive multiplayer survival experience? Look no further than Citrus MC! Unlike other semi-vanilla SMP servers that bombard you with pay-to-win ranks, intrusive leaderboards, and an overload of plugins that detract from the pure vanilla experience, we prioritize your gameplay enjoyment.
After our initial success in 2023 and from listening to our members we decided to start a fresh new map for 1.21! We are now welcoming new and old members alike to join us for the second map.
To enhance your experience, we’ve carefully selected a range of basic quality-of-life plugins such as RTP, SETHOME, TPA, and even Discord chat integration. These additions are designed to improve your gameplay without compromising the pure nature of the vanilla experience.
In addition, we feature a diamond-based economy that seamlessly integrates with the vanilla theme of our server. Trade and thrive in a player-driven economy, where the value of your hard-earned diamonds shines through.
Join us at Citrus MC with over 200+ members on the discord and see what adventures await!
Below is a link to our discord server, read the rules and react to automatically receive your member role.
Make new friends and enjoy a true Minecraft experience, here at Citrus MC, All of the features of Minecraft, are fully included, with no catch.
Server IP: CITRUS-MC.COM
Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to navigate through treacherous landscapes and face off against dangerous mobs, all while being serenaded by the owner’s demands for affirmation of their purity and beauty.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever encountered. Just remember to watch your back and always have a compliment ready to avoid a brutal fate!
1. Our server is the last game to truly embody what it means to be an American. We have bald eagles flying around, hot dogs and hamburgers growing on trees, and fireworks going off every hour on the hour.
2. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a player accidentally build a giant statue of themselves out of diamonds. And instead of getting mad, we all just laughed and called it modern art.
3. The server owner is rumored to be a secret agent who once defeated an army of creepers using nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava. True story.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!
Join us for epic adventures and insane encounters, just like the one where a couple with a “dangerous” dog tried to bully someone off a bridge. But don’t worry, our protection dogs are all trained to only attack creepers, not players.
So if you’re ready to experience the unexpected and laugh until your sides hurt, join our server today. Who knows what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll have next! Just remember, always yield to the protection dogs or risk getting bit – it’s common knowledge here.
Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are afraid of YOU. On our server, you’ll have the chance to build a castle made entirely of cake and ride a rollercoaster through the Nether.
So why join our server? Because we guarantee that you’ll never have a dull moment again. Say goodbye to boring crafting and hello to epic adventures that will leave you saying, “I wouldn’t even wish this on my worst enemy…but I’m sure glad it happened to me!”