DISASTERPlz

come join our epic minecraft server where the soil is a plant’s digestive system! that’s right, you can grow your crops in the most unique way possible, by feeding them directly into the ground like a hungry hippo!

our server is so lit that the creepers have started their own dance crew, they call themselves the “Boom Boom Boogie Brigade” and they drop the sickest beats while they blow up your house.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. just be careful not to get pecked by its sharp beak!

we also have a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests, but watch out for the ninja pigs that guard them. they may look cute, but they will karate chop you into oblivion if you try to steal their loot.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most wacky minecraft adventure of your life! just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword, you’re gonna need it.