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PixelCraft: PS5 Sucks Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and build the most insane structures imaginable? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your very own roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the world’s first flying pigs that poop diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. So why waste your time on that crappy PS5 when you could be flying high on our server, collecting precious gems dropped from the sky by our fabulous flying pigs?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs a PS5 when you have flying diamond-pooping pigs, am I right?

Minecraft SMP: AmerilardsExposed

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
New Chunks Explored:	272573	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8855

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we expose Amerilards in matchweek 1! Just like Pulishit lost his position on the wing, you too can lose your way in this crazy world of blocks and pixels. But fear not, for we have insane stories and outrageous reasons for you to join us!

Reyna and McKenshit didn’t even play because they suck, just like some players on our server who think they’re the best but end up embarrassing themselves. That ginger fuck didn’t do shit, just like some players who try to make a name for themselves but fail miserably.

Join us on this wild ride where anything can happen, from unexpected twists to hilarious fails. Who knows, you might even end up being sold to mLs like Pulishit! So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

DisappointCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring sequels that are just a disappointment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the sequel you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as they come. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (unlike that other sequel we won’t mention)! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the true meaning of a sequel done right!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Look no further than our server, where we embrace our inner chaos and thrive on pure ridiculousness!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama parade.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may be tiny, but they sure know how to build a mean roller coaster!

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird together!

SequelitisCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing worse than a bad movie sequel is missing out on all the fun we have to offer! Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while riding on the back of a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot.

Our server is so epic that even the worst movie sequel would pale in comparison to the adventures you’ll have here. We once had a player who accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into the Nether, where they had to battle a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a carrot on a stick.

So come join us and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the only sequel worth playing!

HatecraftTV

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Votes:	4750	Dragon Eggs Found:	580
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8328

Are you tired of boring, mainstream Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is like the reality TV show you love to hate! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. From secret alliances to epic battles, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So why settle for the same old boring servers when you can join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

MoronCraft SMP: The Worst Minecraft SMP Ever

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so chaotic and crazy, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a gang of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig with a saddle made of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, join us on our server! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even lose your mind a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

CraftyDisasterLand

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Void Armor Forged:	16
Divine Spears Created:	27	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5886
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old countries with nothing but dirt and grass? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the worst country you’ll ever visit! Why should you join? Because our country is so terrible, it’s actually amazing.

Once you step foot in our server, you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry chickens who will attack you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, they drop diamonds when you defeat them!

Our country is also home to the legendary “Creeper King,” a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, TNT fist?). If you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited resources and eternal glory.

But that’s not all! Our country is also plagued by a curse that turns all water into lava. Good luck trying to swim across that!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible, come join us in the worst country you’ll ever visit. Just be prepared to die. A lot.

BlockyBedrock Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1261
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like the Kama Sutra of Minecraft! We promise you’ll never be disappointed with our endless possibilities for fun and excitement.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while battling a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Or how about exploring our custom-made dungeons filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and emeralds?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Bedrock Bottom” where players can test their parkour skills by jumping from block to block suspended over a pit of lava. It’s like the floor is made of hot coals, but way more fun!

So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of excitement and satisfaction? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful in Bedrock Bottom)!

WowCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	118	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Story Mode with its lame quests and predictable outcomes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a pixelated forest when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes prancing by, wearing top hats and monocles. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a tutu challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

So why waste your time on boring old Story Mode when you could be living it up on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and get ready for a wild ride like no other!

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9854	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CreeperConfessions

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Animals Bred:	117	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Zombie Dances:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9862

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	98
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7928	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

affectionate, Apology, aunt, BabyCraftLand, Babysitting, Birthday Party, Boundaries, college, Communication, emotional, family, law school, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Niece, online classes, Physical, relationships, Siblings, sister-in-law, term of endearment

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Awkwardly Normal

Awareness, awkwardly, Behavior, common, Communication, Conversation, culture, discussion, everyday life, eye-opening, habits, normal, Perception, Personal experiences, perspective, realization, SELF AWARENESS, sharing, social interactions, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Towns Built:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	105

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

HezbollahHaterCraft

aggression, Conflict, degrading, Diplomacy, hezbollah, HezbollahHaterCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Objectives, Peacekeeping, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Terrorism, UN, united nations

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!