Disappointing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft SMP experience of your life, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, constantly pranking unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or filling their inventories with nothing but dirt blocks.

But don’t worry, we also have a team of superhero moderators who swoop in to save the day and restore order to the chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our wacky world!

Pixelated Nonsense Minecraft Server

developer, disappointing titles, failed attempts, Games with no substance, lack of innovation, lack of quality, lackluster releases, low quality., mediocre releases, Minecraft, no good games, nonsense, pixelated, poor development, Server, subpar games, underwhelming titles, unimpressive games, uninspired creations, unremarkable games, unsatisfying gameplay, video games, weak offerings

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Zombie Dances:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of playing on servers created by developers who couldn’t code their way out of a paper bag? Look no further, because our server was created by the one and only Bob McNoobington, who is famous for not creating a single good video game in his entire career! But fear not, because his lack of talent has somehow translated into creating the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!

DemonSlayerMC SMP

#zenitsu, action, Adventure, Anime, bastards, BETRAYAL, cry, Demon Slayer, demon-slaying, Demons, DemonSlayerMC, emotional, friendship, heart-wrenching, inosuke, Manga, Nezuko, Protective, sibling bond, smp, tanjiro, waifu

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	3398	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where drama unfolds like a soap opera and friendships are tested like never before. Join us if you want to be part of a community that takes Minecraft way too seriously, where alliances are formed and broken over the smallest of disagreements.

But beware, we have a strict “no crying waifus” policy. If you dare make Nezuko cry, you’ll have to face the wrath of our resident anime enthusiasts who will stop at nothing to defend her honor.

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with epic builds, intense PvP battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Just remember, in this SMP, anything can happen – even your waifu getting into a fight with someone else’s waifu over who has the best pixel art.

WeddingBlock Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Communication Issues, Disappointment, family dynamics, family relationships, Guilt, high risk pregnancy, maternity pay, Minecraft, neice, nephew, new job, Pregnancy, RSVP, Server, sister’s wedding, sisterly bond, Symptoms, third trimester, travel, wedding etiquette, WeddingBlock

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring family drama and weddings? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise! No need to worry about high risk pregnancies or long car journeys – just hop online and let your creativity run wild. Plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll forget all about your sister’s wedding drama. Trust us, virtual blocks are way more fun than family obligations. Join now and leave the real world behind!

MessyCraft: No Room for Guests!

aita, boxes in room, changing dates, couch surfing, dusting, guests, handmade dresses, making up bed, MessyCraft, not having room pristine, not staying, purging closets, room, small urban apartment, stress, toxic situation, washing floors

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Zombie Dances:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any messy rooms like in the story above! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will make you feel right at home (without the drama).

Reasons to join: – Our virtual rooms are always clean and ready for you to explore, no need to worry about any unexpected surprises. – We have a strict “no stress allowed” policy, so you can relax and enjoy the game without any unnecessary drama. – Our handmade dresses are virtual and come in all colors and styles, perfect for dressing up your character in style. – Our server is like a spacious mansion with endless rooms to discover, so you’ll never run out of places to explore. – We promise you won’t find any boxes blocking your way, unless they’re filled with hidden treasures waiting to be uncovered.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only mess you’ll find is the chaos of fun and excitement!

CheaterAlert Minecraft SMP

anger, BETRAYAL, CheaterAlert, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, counseling, Deception, dishonesty, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, hurt, Infidelity, Minecraft, moving on, Rebuilding trust., relationship, Sadness, smp, Therapy, Trust, unfaithful

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5959
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	5266
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about cheating partners again! Our server is a safe haven where love is always in the air…unless you’re building a lava trap for your friends! Trust us, you’ll be too busy crafting epic builds and battling mobs to even think about relationship drama. Plus, who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword by your side? So come join us and leave those cheating worries behind, because on our server, the only thing getting cheated is the Ender Dragon!

BlockyBodyMods

anatomy, biology, BlockyBodyMods, body modification, Creation, Cyborg, dream, Enhancement, Evolution, experimental organ, FANTASY, futuristic, Futuristic technology, genetic engineering, hypothetical, imagination, innovation, medical advancement, new body part, prosthetic, science fiction

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crops Grown:	9340
Astral Projections Made:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of being just a regular old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can create your very own custom body part! Want wings to fly around like a majestic chicken? Done! How about a tail to wag when you’re happy? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your imagination run wild with all the crazy body parts you can create. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up with a third arm to help you mine diamonds faster! So come join us and show off your one-of-a-kind Minecraft avatar with your brand new body part!

GolanGriefers: Hamas vs Hezbollah

aggression, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deadliest, extremist, Golan Heights, GolanGriefers, Hamas, hezbollah, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Oct 7, Rampage, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	188
Runes Activated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ores Mined:	7508
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! We got more action than a Hezbollah strike in the Golan Heights, yo! And that’s saying something, cuz that shiz is intense!

We be killin’ it with the deadliest attacks on Israel since Oct 7, like straight up gangstas! Ain’t no one messin’ with us, we be runnin’ this server like Hamas on a rampage, yo!

So come on and join us, cuz we be droppin’ bombs of fun and craziness 24/7! Ain’t no time for sleep when you rollin’ with us, cuz we be turnin’ up the heat like a Middle Eastern conflict, yo! Let’s get it, fam!

TomatoTerrorMC

agriculture, assault, Cooking, Farming, Food, Fresh, Fruit, garden, health, ketchup, nutrition, organic, Plants, produce, recipes, red, salad, Sauce, tomatoes, TomatoTerrorMC, VEGETABLES

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7761	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Emeralds Found:	8125
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where tomatoes are the most assaulted vegetables and pigs fly around wearing top hats and monocles. we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. our staff are all trained ninjas who can build a castle in 30 seconds flat. join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created. also, did we mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty lit.

Ube3a’s Gender Bender Craft

autism, autism research, Autism Spectrum Disorder, Behavior, Bender, Boys, brain connectivity, Craft, gender, gender differences, genetic factors, genetic mechanisms, Girls, hormonal influences, Mice, mouse model, neurobiology, neurodevelopment, sex bias, sex hormones, sex-specific effects, study, Ube3a gene, Ube3as

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Void Armor Forged:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story about our server. once upon a time, there was a group of mice who discovered a magical extra Ube3a gene that gave them super brain powers and made them the coolest mice in town. they built a minecraft server so awesome, even the creepers were jealous. now, we’re inviting YOU to join in on the fun! with brain connectivity like you’ve never seen before and behavior that will make you question reality, this server is the place to be. plus, did we mention we have a secret potion that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come on down and join us for a wild ride through the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

SpiritGG

Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Enjoy, Features, Friends, Fun, Fun Community, great staff, Grief Prevention, Hangout, Ip:, Lottery, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, Player shop, Player Warps, Server, SpiritGG, Survival, Towny, Version, Voting Crates

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9674	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Enchantments Applied:	298	Runes Activated:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Love Letters Sent:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to SpiritGG!

A place to hang out with friends and enjoy minecraft.

We have many fun features like Lottery, Public Player Shop and Player Warps, Voting Crates, Grief Prevention, Fun Community, Great Staff!

What are you waiting for? Hop in and have fun!!

SERVER IP: play.spiritgg.com VERSION: 1.20.X DISCORD: discord.gg/k85dfwwtHb

play.SpiritGG.com

Canopy: Where Vanilla means no ice cream, just pure Minecraft fun for the slightly matured player with weekly events!

campground, CANOPY, collaboration, Community Focused, cream, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Dynmap, Events, Fun, hats, Hermitcraft-like, Ice, Ip:, land protecting, Matured, Means, Minecraft, player, Pure, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, slightly, soft border, Spigot, Tpa, Uhc, Vanilla, vanilla mechanics, WEEKLY

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

New Map Out on 7/13!

About:

We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration…

Server Settings:

Mode	Hard Mode Survival
Version	1.21
Plugins	Vanilla with a few moderation plugins

What We Offer:

Soft Border
Semi-Vanilla
Dynamic Map
NEW HATS
DATAPACKS
Weekly Server Events
Community Builds

Wanna join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord

Information:

IP	canopymc.net
Discord	https://canopymc.net/discord
Dynmap	https://canopymc.net/map

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How often is the map reset?	The map was just reset on 7/13 and won’t be reset again until the community calls for it.
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is vanilla with a few moderation plugins.
What type of events are hosted each week?	Events range from UHC to brand-new games each week.
Can I explore beyond the soft border?	Yes, but everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.

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