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Blocky Booty or Creeper Cutie? Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Towns Built:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have to make tough decisions like “Who would you rather fuck?” Will it be the creeper with a seductive wink or the enderman with those long, luscious legs? Our server is full of sexy mobs just waiting for your love and affection. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is looking for a Minecraft date, so don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! Join now for a chance to find true love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Wolfy’s Woodland Wonders: Where the Creatures Are Always Hungry for Adventure!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where we think about the wolf’s dick and ponder life’s deepest mysteries.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in the skies for ultimate supremacy. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Snowflake Minecraft SMP

anti-racism education, cultural conditioning, diversity acceptance, Internalized Racism, Minecraft, overcoming self-hatred, racial awareness, racial bias, racial identity, racial privilege, racial solidarity, racial stereotypes, self compassion, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, smp, snowflake, societal pressure, white guilt, white identity crisis, White self-hatred

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Are you tired of feeling guilty for simply existing as a white person? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to self-acceptance! Our server is filled with magical unicorns who will sprinkle you with glitter and remind you that being white is nothing to be ashamed of. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret rainbow sheep hidden in the world, all your white guilt will disappear forever! So come join us and embrace your whiteness in the most fabulous way possible! 🌈🦄 #WhitePrideCrafters

DadBlameMCServer

anger, Apology, Birthday Party, Catholic, church event, control, DadBlameMCServer, Decisions, dramatic, family, Father, Girlfriend, grandson, husband, Late, Missed, Priorities, Religious, sister, Son

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

So, picture this: you’re chilling on our Minecraft server, building your dream castle, when suddenly, your dad shows up late to your birthday party in the game. But wait, he’s not just late, he straight up misses the whole thing because he’s too busy attending his girlfriend’s virtual church event. I mean, come on, who does that?

But fear not, because on our server, we don’t tolerate this kind of nonsense. We prioritize epic builds and virtual celebrations over fake church events any day. Plus, we have a strict “no drama” policy, so you won’t have to deal with any family feuds while you’re playing.

Join us now and let’s build some crazy memories together. Who needs a dad who misses your birthday party when you have a whole community of Minecraft players who have your back? Let’s show your dad what he’s missing out on by joining the coolest Minecraft server out there.

DoggyJavaDen

aggressive dog, coffee shop, Confrontation, disruptive behavior, dog behavior, dog owner etiquette, dog training, dog-friendly, DoggyJavaDen, leash control, pet aggression, pet behavior, pet etiquette, Pet Management, pet owner communication, pet owner conflict, pet owner responsibility, pet safety, pet socialization, public disturbance, public spaces

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of dealing with aggressive dogs at your favorite coffee shop? Join our Minecraft server where the only aggressive creatures you’ll encounter are creepers! No more worrying about unruly pets ruining your peaceful coffee time.

Our server is dog-friendly, but only in a virtual sense. You won’t have to worry about someone else’s poorly behaved pooch ruining your day. Plus, our virtual coffee shop has a massive open terrace where you can build and relax without any real-life drama.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to confront rude dog owners or deal with their misbehaving pets. Our server is the perfect escape from the chaos of everyday life. So come on in and start building your own peaceful paradise, free from aggressive dogs and disrespectful owners.

PublicPickleEater Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	2842	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Have you ever seen someone build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of a village square? Or maybe witnessed a player riding a pig while wearing a full suit of diamond armor? Well, get ready for even more wacky and wild antics on our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a server where the only rule is to be as absurd and ridiculous as possible. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves covering everyone’s houses in pink wool? We support it!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT fishing” where players compete to see who can catch the most fish using only explosives. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground dance parties that happen every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a bucket of water handy – you never know when you might accidentally set yourself on fire while trying to ride a llama dressed as a pirate.

Double Speedcraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	157	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Buildings Constructed:	47	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers that make you wait forever to do anything fun? Well, look no further because our server is at least twice as fast as those other losers!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds at lightning speed, building epic structures in half the time, and fighting off creepers with superhuman reflexes. Our server is so fast, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft version of The Flash!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually powered by a secret potion made from rare enchanted golden apples and unicorn tears. That’s right, we’ve got magical powers on our side, making everything on our server twice as awesome!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our ridiculously fast and outrageously fun Minecraft server today and start gaming at warp speed!

DroneStrikeCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

LOLZ come join our amazin’ Minecraft server where we got more action than a Hezbollah drone force chief in Dahieh! We got crazier battles than a TNT explosion and more surprises than a hidden chest full of diamonds! Join now and be part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever experience in your blocky life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Impulse – Stress-Free Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna punch a tree in minecraft cuz u bored af? well dis server is da place for u, cuz we got all da stress-relief u need! punch trees, build giant statues of urself, blow stuff up with tnt, whatever helps u relax, we got it!

we even got a special “rage room” where u can go ham on blocks and mobs when u feel like u gonna explode from all da stress. trust me, it’s therapeutic af. plus, we got a bunch of crazy mini-games and challenges to keep u entertained and distracted from real life problems.

so if u feel like u gonna act rashly from all dat boredom, come join us and let out all dat pent-up energy in da most epic way possible! let’s get weird and wild together, cuz life’s too short to be stressed all da time. come chill with us and let’s have a blast!

Mossel’s Crazy ATM9 Adventure – Not for the faint-hearted! PVP mayhem with mods galore on 1.20.1!

1.20.1, Adventure, Atm9, Biomes, Community, crazy, Curseforge, Discord, Exploration, fainthearted, FTB, Galore, gameplay, Griefing, Ip:, launcher, Magic, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Mossels, PvP, Server, skill levels, Technology, theft, Updates

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	150	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

MosselCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
ATM9 Modpack	Immerse yourself in the wonders of the ATM9 modpack.
Lush Biomes	Explore diverse biomes, towering trees, and scenic landscapes.
Tech and Magic Harmony	Seamlessly integrates technology and magic elements for balanced gameplay.
Community Connection	Connect with fellow players on our Discord server.
24/7 Uptime	Enjoy stable and lag-free gameplay experience.
Continuous Updates	Stay tuned for regular updates and new features.

FAQ:

How do I join MosselCraft server?

Launch FTB Launcher, select ATM9 Pack, and connect to MosselCraft server using the IP: ftb.mosseltjes.nl.

What are the server rules?

Unclaimed area is 100% free-for-all (griefing/theft allowed), but be respectful in chat.

Can players of all skill levels join MosselCraft?

Yes, MosselCraft welcomes both seasoned modded Minecraft veterans and newcomers.

Where can I find more information about the server?

Visit MosselCraft Discord server or website for more details.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	1567
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant block-shaped creature who roams the land granting wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden village of llamacorns, half llama, half unicorn creatures who will trade you rare items for a good joke.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re not as cuddly as they look.

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Picture this: you’re flying through the skies on a majestic Aureus Shot, only to crash land in Lupine Rue and have to fend off a horde of Feixiao creatures with nothing but a laugh. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the Arrow that Seeks the Stars, all while dodging Black Swan attacks and befriending a Robin named Moze?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous character banners you’ve ever seen, featuring Feixiao, Kafka, and even a Luka who’s known for his wild dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the Light Cone Banners – hunting for Nihility and Harmony has never been more thrilling!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride filled with imaginary erudition, redeemable codes, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a boring old blockhead, that is.