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Crafty McBattlestation: Where Pixels Fight Back!

Battlestation, cable management, chaotic, cluttered, Computer, computer desk, Crafty, dirty desk, disorganized, Fight, Gaming, gaming setup, McBattlestation, Messy, messy desk, pixels, Realistic, setup, Technology, Thread, Unclean, unorganized, untidy, workstation

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3041
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is too clean and perfect? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! We have piles of virtual poop everywhere because we believe in keeping it real. Join us if you want a truly authentic Minecraft experience where you can revel in the messiness of it all. Who needs cleanliness when you can have poop piles instead? Join now and experience the true meaning of virtual filth!

Good vs Evil: Minecraft Balance

balance, belief system, cause and effect, cosmic balance, Duality, Ethics, Evil, Good, INCREASED, interconnectedness, Karma, Minecraft, moral compass, morality, Nature, perspective, philosophy, society, spirituality, things, yin and yang

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

so like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like nature’s way of balance or something? well, you’re in luck, my friend! our server is like a magical place where evil things happen because we do so many good things! it’s like, totally mind-blowing, right?

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of evil sheep attack you. but don’t worry, because our server has special weapons like exploding chickens and flying pigs to help you fight them off. it’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on!

oh, and did i mention that our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army? yeah, that’s right. these majestic creatures will protect you from any danger and even give you magical powers to help you on your quest for epicness.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate balance of good and evil in the most absurd and hilarious way possible. trust me, you won’t regret it!

RockinHenge500

Ancient monument, archaeology, bluestone, Cultural significance, england, Enigmatic, geological mystery, historical site, long distance, Mysterious, Neolithic, prehistoric, Quarry, Rock, RockinHenge500, Salisbury Plain, standing stones, stonehenge, Transportation, welsh, Wiltshire

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest sh*t eva! Like, did u know dat Stonehenge’s weirdest rock came from, like, 500 miles away? Dat’s sum wild stuff, man. Imagine all da adventures u can have on our server, like tryna find dat rock in Minecraft and bringin it back to Stonehenge.

And get dis, we got a secret underground cave full of diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But watch out, cuz there’s a herd of zombie pigs guardin it. U gotta be sneaky like a ninja to get dem treasures.

Plus, we got a giant chicken boss dat drops a diamond sword every time u defeat it. It’s like a real-life video game, bro. So come join us on dis server and let’s have some epic fun together!

minecraft.hakim.family

Anarchy, gaming multiplayer virtualworld sandbox community survival adventure creative roleplaying exploration building crafting social fantasy exploration online MMORPG indie simulation cooperative

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Hakim Home Minecraft server is the server to have fun. enjoy your play with family and friends. build your world and share with others. everybody are welcome.

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EchoMC

Based, Bedwars, Coming Soon, Earth, EchoMC, everyday, Friends, Fun, Ip:, Join, LifeSteal, Meet, minecraft server, new, Play, PORT, Skyblock, Small, Survival, Version 1.19-1.20+

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
New Chunks Explored:	383178	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Farms Harvested:	782
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

IP: play.echomc.fun Port: 25565

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Procrastination SMP: The Server for those who get things done…eventually

anarchy server, build projects, Community, dedicated players, discord server, done…eventually, Friendly, games, gaming interests, Griefers, hackers, Mature, new members, Players, procrastination, respectful, rules, Server, shared interest, smp, Variety of Games, Welcoming

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Minecraft Server Overview:

Description
Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!

Description

Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are hackers allowed on the server?	No, hackers are not allowed on the server. We have a zero tolerance policy for hacking.
What games do you play in the discord server?	We encourage playing a variety of games with other community members, but Minecraft is always the center of our activities.
Do I need to join the discord to join the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the discord to join the Minecraft server. Here is the invite link: https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv
Are griefers tolerated on the server?	No, griefers are not allowed on the server. We expect all players to be respectful to others.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

amazeballz, bad, Boss, crazy, disbelief, dysphoria, eat soap, Game, Icon, Minecraft, numbered playthrough, PixelPals, psychologic horror, sanity, Server, she did what, Situation, spooker sub, Talk, Underwater

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter.

Are you tired of boring old servers? Well, on our server, we have underwater psychological horror where you have to eat soap to keep your sanity! It’s called Spooker Sub, and trust us, it’s a trip you won’t forget.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event where you can become a total boss/icon for a certain number of minutes. Who wouldn’t want to be the ultimate ruler of the server for a limited time?

Oh, and did we mention that we have a cure for dysphoria? That’s right, on our server, all your worries and troubles will disappear as you immerse yourself in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. You won’t believe the crazy stories and adventures that await you on our server. See you there!

Minecraft SMP – /f1/ – Relentless Formula One General – Real Gimi Edition

2024 WCC Standings, 2024 WDC Standings, 2024 WEC Standings, African F1 race, Alpine 100 Race Plan, Antonelli, Domenicali, Edition, f1, F1exposure, Fernando Alonso, FIA President, Formula, formula one, general, Gimi, Grote Prijs van Amx, Hamilton, Helmut Marko, Juan Pablo Montoya, lando norris, Lap 7302, leclerc, Magui Corceiro, McDonalds, Minecraft, Mohammed Ben Sulayem., Nico Hülkenberg, real, Real gimi Edition, RELENTLESS, Rwanda GP, S. Checo Pérez, smp, Tsunoda, Vegas GP tickets

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to win the Grote Prijs van Amx! Just like Nico Hülkenberg going 220 Grands Prix without a podium, you can go 220 days without getting griefed by a creeper. And if you’re feeling like Fernando Alonso waiting 193 Grands Prix for a win, don’t worry, our server events will have you feeling like a champion in no time.

We have a FantasyGP league with a passcode that’s harder to crack than a Redstone puzzle (12481614, good luck!). And just like Tsunoda feeling ready for the top, you’ll feel like a more complete player after joining our SMP.

Plus, our server news is more entertaining than a Juan Pablo Montoya McDonald’s reveal. From Lando Norris denying relationships to Domenicali’s confidence in sporting drama, you’ll be more hooked than a fish on a lure.

So come join us for an outrageous Minecraft experience that’s more exciting than a Vegas GP ticket price!

RaffleCraft Minecraft Server

college expenses, college student, Communication, Disappointment, family dynamics, family picnic, family relationships, Fatherhood, financial expectations, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial support, Minecraft, money management, parental decisions, parenting challenges, raffle money, RaffleCraft, Server, sibling dynamics, single father, unexpected expenses, unexpected win

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Farms Harvested:	680
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family fun and epic raffles! Just like the dad in this story, you never know what surprises await you when you join us.

Picture this: you’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with $4,500 worth of diamonds! And just like Fred winning the raffle, you could be the lucky player to strike it rich.

But beware, just like the dad in this story, you may have to make some tough decisions. Will you share the wealth with your fellow players, or keep it all for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, karma is real even in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So come join us on our server, where every block you break could lead to a fortune beyond your wildest dreams. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next lucky winner in our epic raffle events. See you in the game!

RegretCraft: No More Handouts

bullying consequences, communication breakdown, complicated relationships, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, estranged son, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, financial struggles, Financial Success, financial support, Handouts, parenting, reconciliation, regret, RegretCraft, regretful decisions, regretful husband, Repairing relationships, seeking forgiveness, teenage rebellion

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild twists that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our server is like no other, just like your son who cut you off after a birthday gift debacle. But fear not, on our server, you can mend relationships with virtual hugs and pixelated tears.

Just like your son, who spoils the women in his life, our server will spoil you with endless adventures and surprises. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make amends with that kid you bullied in high school (virtually, of course).

So come join us on this emotional rollercoaster of a Minecraft server, where drama reigns supreme and forgiveness is just a /command away. Who needs therapy when you have pixelated blocks to build your way to reconciliation? Join now and let the healing begin!

PunishedCraft

behavioral correction, Childhood, childhood discipline, childhood memories, consequences, consequences for actions, discipline, discipline methods, grounding, growing up, naughty behavior, parental discipline, parental punishment, PunishedCraft, punishment for kids, punishment stories, spanking, strict parents, strict upbringing, time out, worst punishment

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	5108
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Remember that time you got grounded for a week for accidentally breaking a vase? Well, on our Minecraft server, the worst punishment you’ll get is being forced to wear a chicken suit and cluck around the spawn point for a day! Join us for a wild ride of crazy shenanigans and ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!