DirtSquad SMP: WE ARE DIRT, WE ARE ALONE

addiction, afraid, alone, Alternative, Dirt, DirtSquad, emotional, Fake, fear, Insecurity, Introspective, Loneliness, Lyrics, Music, Over.., Rock, self reflection, self-doubt, smp, Sober, Ugly

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! We are a group of misfits who have come together to create the most insane and unpredictable server you’ve ever seen. Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! – Our server mascot is a dancing creeper named Bob who loves to break out into spontaneous dance parties. – We have a yearly event called “The Great Sheep Race” where players ride on sheep around a giant obstacle course while being chased by angry villagers. – Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on our server. – We have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant chickens who speak in Shakespearean English. To enter, you must recite a sonnet about poultry.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Join us and find out!

CraftyLingerie Minecraft Server

body positivity, comfortable lingerie, CraftyLingerie, Gift ideas, Girlfriend, intimate apparel, lace lingerie, lingerie, lingerie store, luxury lingerie, Minecraft, online shopping, plus size lingerie, Recommendations, romantic gift, satin lingerie, Server, sexy lingerie, shopping, side hips, special occasion, Wife, womens fashion

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mines Excavated:	4237
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Buildings Constructed:	48
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to impress your virtual girlfriend on Minecraft? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of lingerie shops where you can buy the sexiest pixelated outfits for your in-game partner. From side hip lingerie to enchanting corsets, we’ve got it all! Join now and spice up your Minecraft love life like never before. Who knew virtual romance could be so steamy?

CraftyCollegeScam

career opportunities, college affordability, college alternatives, college benefits, college degree, college education, college experience, college investment, college ROI, college tuition, college tuition costs, college value perception, college worth it, CraftyCollegeScam, education system, higher education, job prospects, scam, student debt, student loans, value of college

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Divine Spears Created:	24
Dimension Hops:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Void Gems Collected:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of getting scammed by college tuition fees? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate education experience! Join us and learn how to build, mine, and craft your way to success without breaking the bank. Who needs a degree when you can have a diamond sword, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground society of highly intelligent creepers who are just looking for some new players to join their ranks. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to student loans forever!

PeePhoneCraft

bathroom habits, changing behaviors, comfort, convenience, cultural shift, habits, hygiene, invention, Lifestyle, male behavior, Men, modern society, Pee, PeePhoneCraft, restroom etiquette, sitting down, Smartphone, societal norms, Technology, technology impact

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Towns Built:	6
Ores Mined:	1390	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS TEACH YOU HOW TO BUILD EPIC SAND CASTLES!

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BECOME THE RICHEST MINECRAFTER IN THE WORLD, WITH A MANSION MADE ENTIRELY OF GOLD BLOCKS AND A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT FARTS RAINBOWS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN SITTING DOWN TO PEE WHILE SCROLLING THROUGH YOUR PHONE!

MilkyWayVirusZap

Decline, H5N1, heat treatment, infectious diseases, infectious H5N1, influenza viruses, laboratory research, long tail tags, MilkyWayVirusZap, National Institute of Allergy, National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, Rapid, raw milk, scientists, unpasteurized

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more infectious H5N1 influenza viruses than you can shake a stick at! but don’t worry, we’ve got heat treatment to make sure they don’t spread like wildfire.

our scientists at the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases have been working round the clock to make sure our raw milk is safe for all players.

so come on down and join the fun! who knew a minecraft server could be so full of adventure and danger? but hey, that’s just how we roll. so grab your sword and get ready to battle those pesky viruses in the most epic way possible.

join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

pure vanilla hard mode

blacklisted, clean, Community, community run server, Fair Play, Familyfriendly, free, fresh start, Freshmap, Griefing, hard mode, Hardmode, muted, new, No Advertising, No bullying, no cheats, no hate speech, no racism, No Spamming, pure vanilla, PvP, Release, respectful, smp, SPAWNPOINT, Suggestions, Survival, underage players, Vanilla, Vanillasmp

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Don’t be mean. Greifing and pvp is enabled but not advised. Play together and enjoy the game together with others. World will be possible to download in future should you wish to continue your journey alone offline :)Keep the spawn clean and welcoming to new players and don’t greif around spawn where people start buildings and communities, thanks :)Be kind. Don’t ruin others work. Disable all cheats or mods that give advantage to you for FAIR play :)Sleeping on bed will set your spawnpoint on death. If your bed is missing you will respawn back at server spawn point.Some players might be underaged and therefore keep a clean and nice tone in chat otherwise you will be muted/blacklisted on the server.

Will try to have a community run server so all suggestions and comments are welcome. Work in progross server!!This is a fresh start world. – no cheating – no bullying – no racism – no hate speach – no spamming or advertising

survivors.zapto.org

Welcome to ZillaSMP, where you can roleplay, faction up, build kingdoms, and engage in epic naval battles while getting your brew on!

Battles, Brew, BUILD, Chest Shops, defense building, discord server, Engage, Epic, Experience, Faction, feudalistic, gameplay guide, info channel, Kingdoms, Knighthood, land claim system, Lore, Naval, Pirate, proximity-based voice chat, real boats, Roleplay, tactical planning, trade guilds, Viking, Western European, ZillaSMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	370
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4906	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics

ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)

ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.

As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP‘s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

Features

Different medieval faction types	kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
Feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
Lore	written through player roleplay
Proximity-based voice chat
RPG mob leveling system based on experience
Tradable currency and chest shops
Cannons
Real boats	that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to
Real tactical planning and defense building

More Information

To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide.

How to Join

To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel.

PolandCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, artist, cuisine, culture, Europe, FAGATA, Favorite, Gdansk, Hip Hop, History, Krakow, Language, Minecraft, Music, Poland, PolandCraft, Polish, Polish music, rapper, Server, travel, Video, Warsaw

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Emeralds Found:	5085
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wonders of Poland like never before. We have a special guest appearance from the one and only Polish rapper Fagata, who will be performing live concerts in-game every hour on the hour.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Polish potato farm, where you can harvest potatoes while dodging crazed chickens and zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of Pierogi Mountain, rumored to be filled with diamonds, emeralds, and delicious dumplings.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the wild and wacky world of Poland. Who knows, you might even run into Fagata himself, spitting fire bars and dropping sick beats in the virtual realm. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

BritGirlCraft Minecraft Server

American, BritGirlCraft, british culture, British girl, cross-cultural relationship, Cultural differences, DATING, dating app, immigration, IMMIGRATION LAWS, international dating, long distance love, long-distance relationship, love, Minecraft, moving abroad, online dating, Pakistani, relationship, Server, travel restrictions, uk visa, Visa

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	411
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Villages Defended:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps and never finding your true love? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can meet the love of your life! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a cute British girl joins your game. Sparks fly as you build a virtual castle together and ride off into the sunset on virtual horses.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, Americans may have a hard time moving to the UK, but fear not, because Pakis can get in for the low, low price of £37k. That’s right, for the cost of a luxury car, you can teleport yourself into a world of adventure, friendship, and maybe even romance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the virtual love story of a lifetime begin!

FILgotBLOCKED!

Apology, autism, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disability, family, family dynamics, father in-law, Father’s Day, FILgotBLOCKED, in-laws, intelligence, Marriage, newlyweds, relationships, Respect, sister, Support, Understanding

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Astral Projections Made:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the brilliance of all players, no matter their background or abilities! Just like my sister Claire, who is a physics and engineering prodigy with a passion for AI. If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to chat with her about the latest advancements in technology and maybe even learn a thing or two!

But beware, if you dare to insult anyone’s intelligence on our server, you’ll face the wrath of our overprotective family members. Just like my father-in-law, who learned the hard way that you don’t mess with our smart cookies. He may think he’s the smartest person in the room, but we all know Claire takes the cake!

So come join our server and experience the joy of learning and growing together, while also witnessing some epic family drama unfold. Who needs soap operas when you have Minecraft?

BlockyBadBoys: Griefers Anonymous

ABUSIVE, ANONYMOUS, Bad Influence, BETRAYAL, BlockyBadBoys, Cruel, Deceit, Despicable, dishonesty, Evil, Griefers, harmful actions, hurtful words, known, Malicious, Manipulation, negative impact, toxic behavior, unforgivable, Vile, why, worst person

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with griefers, hackers, and general jerks on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join us on our server where the worst person you’ll ever meet is a chicken who keeps stealing all the diamonds and hiding them in his secret chicken coop. But don’t worry, we’ve got a team of highly trained ninja pigs ready to take him down and retrieve your precious loot.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only drama you’ll find is between a chicken and some pigs, then come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures!

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