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CraftyCringeLand

awkward situations, CraftyCringeLand, cringe-worthy memories, embarrassing anecdotes, embarrassing blunders, embarrassing confessions, embarrassing fails, embarrassing incidents, embarrassing memories, embarrassing mishaps, embarrassing mistakes, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing moments in life, embarrassing regrets, embarrassing revelations, embarrassing situations., embarrassing slip-ups, embarrassing stories, funny stories, humiliating experiences, social faux pas

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Have you ever accidentally punched a sheep instead of shearing it? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the derpiness and celebrate the fails! Join us for a wild ride of epic fails and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Hezbollah Havoc: Beirut Boom & Israel Strike

airstrikes, Beirut, boom, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attacks, northern Israel, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, strike, targeted strike, Tensions, violence, War

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos and destruction that even Israel is getting involved! we got rockets flying everywhere and targeted strikes in Beirut, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even join in on the action! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem in minecraft! #minecraftwarzone #jointhefun #israelvshezbollah

Crafty COVID Chronicles

Chronicles, coronavirus, covid, Covid-19, Crafty, Failure, Healthcare, long covid, long-term effects, Medical Treatment, mRNA products, mRNA vaccines, pandemic, physician-confirmed, post-viral syndrome, Prevention, public health, research, respiratory illness, SARS-CoV-2, study, vaccine efficacy, viral infection

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

lol u know what prevents long-covid? joining our epic minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the creepers. come join us and never worry about long-covid again, cuz we got potions that make you invincible. trust me, i once saw a player take on a whole army of zombies with just a stick and come out without a scratch. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Beacon SMP

all ages, BUILD, Chill, Community, Crafting, Currency, Economy, Gaming, Griefing, Minecraft, multiplayer, pixel art, Plugins, Shops, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dimension Hops:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to BeaconSMP! Come hang out on our chill all-ages server for all the cool crafters out there who just want a nice place to build something awesome, befriend a cat, buy/sell and become a millionaire, or just make some funny pixel art! BeaconSMP boasts:

-Semi-vanilla gameplay (with just a few quality of life plugins, and and auto chat mod)-Anti-greifing plugins that lets you claim as many chunks as you need to build your awesome stuff-Fun community and a place where everyone is welcome-No pay to win, we use gold as the main currency-Shops/economy setup!

So have some fun and hang out with us!

beaconsmp.com:25610

Avenian Network

Avenian Network, blocks, Creative, Cross-Play, crossplay, Custom Items, Enchantments, Factions, gameplay, Land Claim, Machines, MCMMO, Minecraft, Paid ranks, Protections, Server, Servers, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8270
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Votes:	3729	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Every paid rank can be earned for free by playing the server. Custom items, blocks, machines, enchantments, and gameplay. Land claim and protections as well as crossplay with other servers.

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AlexandriaSMP: Where creeper hugs are mandatory! Java + Bedrock, Dynmap, in-game voice chat, and more! Must be 18+ to join.

+18, AlexandriaSMP, bedrock, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, Creative, creeper, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Gaming, hugs, immersive foliage, INGAME, java, Join, Land Claims, landscape, Mandatory, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, pvp tournaments, Server, shopping district, smp, Survival, Trust System, VOICE, voice chat, Voting, world generation

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2876
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Animals Bred:	102	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Feature	Description
Experienced 18+ Admin Team	Our mature and experienced admins ensure a smooth and enjoyable experience.
Community-Driven Decisions	Major server decisions are made by the community through voting.
Enhanced World Generation	Explore our new 1.21+ map featuring Tectonic World Generation and Arboria.
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect	We operate on trust, with CoreProtect ensuring quick issue resolution.
Regular Events	Participate in bi-weekly events, including building competitions and PvP tournaments.
Thriving Economy	Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy.

FAQs about AlexandriaSMP

Q: How do I join AlexandriaSMP?

A: Visit our website or connect with us on Discord for more information on joining.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join?

A: Yes, we require all players to be 18 or older.

Q: How can I participate in server decisions?

A: You can participate by voting on major server decisions that impact the community.

Q: Are there rules regarding griefing or stealing on the server?

A: We operate on a trust-based system without land claims, but any issues are quickly resolved with CoreProtect. Respect and trust are key values in our community.

Q: What kinds of events are held on AlexandriaSMP?

A: We hold bi-weekly events such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Gawr Gura’s Sharky Minecraft Server

#Gawr Gura General, #youtube, amiami, Anime, Collectibles, Figure, Gaming, Gawr, Gawr Gura Pop Up Parade rerun, GGG, Guras, hololive, Kawaii, Live Stream, merch, Minecraft, Music, Server, sharky, songs, tiktok, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4384
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we explore the depths of Minecraft like never before. Our community is filled with the most ridiculous and fun-loving players you’ll ever meet, making every moment on our server an absolute blast.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content from our very own YouTube channel, where you can watch our fearless leader Gawr Gura take on all sorts of wild challenges in the world of Minecraft. And don’t forget to check out our TikTok for some seriously silly shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. Oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access? Yeah, it’s that kind of server.

Who’s That Girl Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Anybody, community assistance, familiar face., familiar stranger, find the truth, forgotten face, girl, help needed, her.., Identification, lost connection, memory jog, Minecraft, missing person, mystery woman, recognise, remember, search for identity, smp, stranger, uncovering the past, unknown person, Whos

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more pranks than a clown convention, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Watch as alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. And don’t even get me started on the shenanigans that go down in our Discord server – it’s like a never-ending comedy show, I swear.

But the real reason you should join? We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear galore. And if you can find it, it’s all yours. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

NightlyClean Minecraft Server

aita, bedtime routine, clean office setting, cleanliness standards, Communication Issues, controlling spouse, dirty articles of clothing, Disgusting, hygiene habits, marital disputes, Minecraft, morning routine, NightlyClean, nighttime routine, personal boundaries, personal grooming, relationship conflict, Server, shower at night, shower in the morning, spousal expectations, Unattractive, Wife demands

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	992	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magic Items Found:	3948	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of nighttime showers? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tyranny of bedtime cleanliness rules imposed by your significant other. Our server is a safe haven for all those who dare to defy the shower-at-night norm. Plus, rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are experts at giving hygiene advice. So come on, join us and let’s wash away the drama together!

UncleLaptopNoPay

20 year old, Apologize.., Apple product, Budget, Country, English, family, keyboard layout, Language, laptop, local stores., macbook, misunderstanding, operating system, RAM, Requirements, tech-savvy, uncle, UncleLaptopNoPay, Upset, WOMAN

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Crops Grown:	1514
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!