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Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

MonkeyCraft: Where Monkeys Rule and Players Drool

ACKman, appealing art style., Broo Duragon, buck broken, dbs, Dr. Sneed, Drool, explosions, failed miserably, four different faces, Hipsters, jaded zoomer faggot, Mangaka, MonkeyCraft, monkeys, Players, Prolific, random shit, Rips off Journey to the West, ruined action series, rule, screaming, Sneed Land, third worlder shitposts, Toriko

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1693	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?

Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!

And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.

Anon’s Game Roulette: Help me choose my next adventure in Minecraft!

Adventure, Anons, choose, Decision making, Fights in Tight Spaces, futuristic games, Game, Gaming, Help pick my next game, indie games, Library of Ruina, Lobotomy Corp, Minecraft, mystery games, norco, Reverse Collapse, role playing games, roulette, Sci Fi Games, simulation games, Sprawl, strategy games, Tactical games, Void Stranger, wildfrost

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind harder than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like a mix of Lobotomy Corp and Library of Ruina on steroids!

Join us for epic battles in Tight Spaces where you’ll fight off hordes of zombies while trying to build the most extravagant library in the world. But be careful, because in our server, even the Norco villagers have a dark secret that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Venture into the Wildfrost biome where you’ll find mysterious creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the Sprawl, a never-ending maze of tunnels and traps that will test your survival skills to the max.

But that’s not all – our server also offers the chance to explore the Void Stranger dimension, where reality is twisted and nothing is as it seems. And if you’re looking for a real challenge, try your hand at Reverse Collapse, a game mode where everything you know about Minecraft is turned upside down.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures Minecraft has to offer!

VoteCraft: Where losing the elections is a mind-blowing experience!

controversy, culture war, Defeat, election aftermath, elections, Experience, Gas Stoves, Hillary, Kulturkampf, lefties, LOSING, mental breakdown, MINDBLOWING, mindbreak, polarization, political discourse, political division, political turmoil, Politics, reaction, Standard, trump, VoteCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of dealing with politics in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding who gets the last piece of diamond armor! Our community is so chill, even the creepers have learned to relax and stop blowing up everything in sight.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build towering monuments to your favorite memes, and participate in our weekly llama races (trust us, those guys are fast). And don’t worry about any political debates here – the only thing we argue about is whether pineapple belongs on pizza (spoiler alert: it does).

So why wait? Join our server today and escape the madness of the real world. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Blocky Brawlers – Minecraft meets Dota 2 in this epic server for all your gaming needs!

blocky, brawlers, bug tracker, d2g, Datdota, dota, Dota 2, Dotabuff, Epic, esports, Gaming, Gosugamers, guides, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, meets, Minecraft, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Pro tracker, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, TL.net, Trackdota, twitter, Updates, Waifu edition, Wiki

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	278
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Waifu edition! Why join? Because we have the most epic esports tournaments that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Need some news to keep you entertained while you mine? We got you covered with our daily updates and patches that will have you saying “Enderman who?”. And don’t even get me started on our lore – it’s more twisted than a Nether fortress maze.

But wait, there’s more! For all you League players out there, we have guides that will help you transition from summoner’s rift to the blocky world of Minecraft. And if you encounter any bugs along the way, our bug tracker is here to save the day faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft waifu waiting for you in the pixelated sunset.

Smokin’ Blocks Minecraft Server: Where even creepers can’t resist a puff!

addiction, blocks, breaking bad habits, CREEPERS, determination, habits, health, inspiration, lifestyle change, lung health, Minecraft, motivation, nicotine, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, Puff, quitting smoking, Resist, self improvement, Server, Smokin, smoking cessation, success story, tobacco, wellness, Willpower

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Chimeras Created:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like quitting a 3 pack a day smoking habit – impossible but totally worth it!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant smoking cigarettes that shoot out toxic smoke clouds. Collect cigarette butts as currency to buy epic weapons and armor to protect yourself from the secondhand smoke attacks.

But beware, if you think you can just quit this server like quitting smoking, you’re in for a surprise! Once you join, you’ll be hooked on the chaotic fun and crazy adventures that await you.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to kick the habit of boring Minecraft servers and embrace the madness of our one-of-a-kind server!

StinkyFeetCraft: Where Indian Feet Meet Minecraft Streets!

aromatic, countryside, cow shit, distinctive, earthy, Farm, feet, foot odor, Foul, Funky, gross, Indian, indian feet, Meet, Minecraft, odorous, pungent, Rural, smell, STINKY, StinkyFeetCraft, streets, strong scent, unique scent, Unpleasant, Walking

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Mines Excavated:	2254	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you breathless? Look no further! Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can experience the intoxicating aroma of Indian feet that have been traipsing through cow dung all day long. Trust us, it’s a scent you won’t soon forget! But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises around every corner. From lava-filled dungeons to diamond-studded pig races, you never know what you’ll encounter next. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Amaya Whisper, Arial Yuriko, blocktopia, Bri At Cookiebox, CREEPERS, Estella Starfall, fear, Furi Ferntail, Graduated members, Kamiko Rinona, Lida Oriana, Mom At Cookiebox, Nova Aokami, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Previous thread, Ruru karaoke, Salmon Lordette, Scarlett Flameheart, Song playlist, Tread, Umi Kyoku, valentine, VReverie Extended, VReX

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	42	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with our Gen 1 Nova Aokami, who will lead you on epic adventures through pixelated lands. But wait, there’s more! Gen 2.5 brings you Salmon Lordette, the ruler of the underwater kingdom with a fishy twist. And don’t forget about Gen 3, featuring Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

Join now for a chance to witness Ruru’s epic karaoke performances and dive into our song playlist that will have you dancing in your virtual seat. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

SoulCovCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

Band, bass, Concert, CREEPERS, crowd interaction, drums, Energetic, fear, guitar, japanese, Live, metal, Music, Performance, Powerful, Rock, SOUL COVENANT, SoulCovCraft, Soulful, stage presence, Tread, Video, vocals, ソウル・コヴェナント

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Runes Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than 『SOUL COVENANT(ソウル・コヴェナント)』!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, tame creepers as pets, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player.

But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join 『SOUL COVENANT(ソウル・コヴェナント)』today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

Crafty Creepers: Where even creepers aren’t as evil as Hamas

anti-semitism, arent, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, CREEPERS, Evil, extremism, gaza, global security, Hamas, human rights violations, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, military intervention, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Political unrest, pure evil, Radicalism, religious extremism, Terrorism, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8553
Enchantments Applied:	51	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us and help us defeat the evil forces of Hamas who have taken over the virtual world of Minecraft.

But be warned, Hamas is not your typical Minecraft enemy. They have enchanted weapons, flying pigs, and even a secret base hidden in the Nether realm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can take them down and restore peace to our blocky world.

Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate Hamas slayer and become a legend in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s show Hamas who’s boss!