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Smart Girls Minecraft SMP

advanced degrees, Communication, compatibility, dating advice, direct approach, egalitarian dating, Girls, High IQ, hyper-masculine, initiating dates, intellectual conversations, intelligent women, like-minded individuals, Minecraft, non-chads, non-traditional, open-minded, relationships, Smart, smart girls, smp, subtle hints, Successful Relationships, suggesting activities

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Emeralds Found:	7300	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55

Are you tired of being surrounded by non-smart girls who just don’t get you? Join our Minecraft SMP where only the smartest of the smart girls hang out! With IQs in the 120s and 130s, these girls will actually understand your jokes and appreciate your intelligence. Plus, they’re more open to non-chads and won’t judge you for not being a hyper-masculine fake!

But wait, there’s more! These smart girls will actually help you set up dates by suggesting cool places to meet and fun activities to do. They might even ask you out themselves because they’re just that confident and awesome. So if you’re looking for a refreshing change from the typical Minecraft SMP drama, come join us and meet your intellectual match!

HeatwaveCraft – The Hottest Minecraft Server

climate change, environmental impact, extreme heat, global warming, heat advisory, heat exhaustion, heatwave, heatwave cycle, heatwave frequency, heatwave season, heatwave trend, heatwave warning, HeatwaveCraft, hot weather, Hottest, Iceland, mass migration, Minecraft, normal weather, record heatwave, Server, Summer, temperature rise, weather patterns

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Emeralds Found:	2462

Tired of sweating your pixels off in the scorching heat of summer on other servers? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is so cool, you’ll forget what a heatwave even feels like. We’ve got igloos for days, polar bears as pets, and our very own Ice Queen ruling over the land. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest snowman in the server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal winter! So pack your bags and join us on the coolest server around. Who needs Iceland when you have us?

NoFood4U_SharingSux

5 years old, after school snack, aita, Birthday Party, bob, Boundaries, classmate, close friend, Daily, daily snacks., Dinner, extra snacks, friendship, Generosity, Grab, grade school, hounding, leftover lunch, MIL, NoFood4U_SharingSux, parents, play dates, Reciprocation.., Respect, similar foods, similar incomes, snack, Tantrum, telling my kid not to share his food

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9698
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing snacks is strictly prohibited! Are you tired of your in-game friends constantly begging for your virtual snacks? Well, look no further because on our server, we promote boundaries and respect when it comes to snack sharing.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up for yourself and saying “No, thank you” to snack thieves. Witness epic tantrums thrown by players who can’t handle rejection and watch as they uninvite each other from their virtual birthday parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane drama and gossip, just like the real world. Will Bob ever learn to bring his own snacks? Will your kid ever be able to play with his friend again? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So join now and experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with navigating the treacherous world of snack-sharing in Minecraft. Who knew virtual snacks could cause so much drama?

Blocky Dongs Collective

anatomy, blocky, Collective, collective nouns, Dongs, funny, genitalia, group of penises, humor, male anatomy, male appendages, male body parts, male genitalia, male members, male organs, male phalluses, male reproductive organs, male reproductive parts, male reproductive system, male sex organs, manhood, Slang

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8113	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Tax-Free Craft Minecraft Server

102 millionaires, Analysis, Craft, data, Economy, finance, income, INEQUALITY, investigation, Minecraft, MONEY, News, occupations, Poorest, postcodes, Report, Revealed, RICHEST, Server, statistics, Tax, TAXES, TaxFree, wealth

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	5110
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where 102 millionaires paid no tax cuz they too busy building epic mansions and dodging creepers! The richest and poorest postcodes and occupations are all mixed up in this server, like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland. Come join the fun and see if you can become the next tax-dodging millionaire in this wacky world of blocks and mobs!

RafahMortarMadness

civilian area, Conflict, danger, extremist, firing, gaza, Hamas, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, mortar rounds, Propaganda, Rafah, RafahMortarMadness, SECURITY, Terrorism, Terrorist, Video, violence, War

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crops Grown:	6157
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a terrorist firing mortar rounds from a civilian area in Rafah. Join us for some explosive fun and chaotic battles in the virtual world. We promise you won’t get bored, unless you’re a boring potato. So come on, join the madness and let’s blow sh*t up together!

CraftyHumanAlgorithm

algorithmic process, Artificial Intelligence, complex systems, computational biology, computer science, CraftyHumanAlgorithm, Creation, data processing, digital transformation, Evolution, genetic algorithm, human development, human evolution, Humanity, humans, innovation, iterative process, machine learning, programming, recursive algorithm, Technology

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dragons Tamed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6784
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

come join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm. yep, you heard that right. no boring ol’ natural birth here, we do things differently.

imagine logging in and finding yourself in a world where everything is upside down and pigs can fly. oh, and did i mention the cows can breakdance? yep, it’s a wild ride on this server.

we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

so what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm?

Cringe Wedding Minecraft Server

6-month anniversary, Celebrates, chinese communist party, concerts, CopyPaste, cover, cringe, cringe wedding, death, DESPERATE, Events, flaccid cock, forces, Girls, Minecraft, project hope, Projections, Promise rebrand, quarterly returns, Server, shilling, sucking, voice pack, Wedding

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ores Mined:	9837	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a voice pack that forces all the girls to do cringe wedding voices – it’s like a virtual bridal party every day! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special event where we suck on the Chinese Communist Party’s flaccid cock… wait, what? Don’t worry, it’s just a joke… maybe.

But that’s not all! We have copypaste concerts and events that will blow your mind. And to top it all off, we even celebrate the 6-month anniversary of Project Hope’s death… I mean, the Promise rebrand. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is Cover getting so desperate, you ask? Who knows, maybe they just want to join our crazy, outrageous, and totally insane Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself.

GirlCraft Minecraft Server

Anthros, bookworm, demongirls, Dominant, dream girl, Elves, FANTASY, fetish, Girlcraft, Goblins, Gyaru, humans, Kinky, Loli, Minecraft, Mommy, monstergirls, Naughty, rapebait, Roleplay, Server, slut, submissive

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1849
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Potions Brewed:	146
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s the girl of your dreams or Anon’s wildest fantasies! Want to be a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, big titty rapebait, a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other character you can think of? This is the place for you!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you interact with humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls, and any other type of girl you can think of. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on in and join the fun in our Bent Over Edition, where anything goes and the only limit is your creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new roles and have a blast with like-minded players. See you there!

MomzBridesmaidDressSwap Minecraft Server

5x, apple shape, body image, body positivity, body shape, Bridesmaid Dress, Confrontation, Deception, empire waist, family dynamics, flutter sleeves, hourglass shape, Minecraft, MomzBridesmaidDressSwap, pear shape, self esteem, Server, Sewing, sister, size tag, wedding planning, weight loss, XL

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Towns Built:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of size and shape? Look no further than our server, where we believe in making everything fit just right, just like that bridesmaid dress that needed a little adjustment!

Join our server and experience the thrill of resizing blocks to fit perfectly together, just like how we resized that dress for the perfect fit. Our server is all about making sure everything looks and feels just right, even if it means swapping tags and hiding the truth from your family members.

With crazy stories like these happening on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and experience the drama, the excitement, and the questionable decision-making skills of our players. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises and sewing skills? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of block-building and dress-altering adventures!

ExWifeLaundryLover

accident, aita, Apologize.., bad intentions, bed bound, blood relations, Civil, DAUGHTER, Divorce, ExWifeLaundryLover, family, Helping, home nurse, husband’s ex wife, Laundry, medical field, shower, teenagers, Tension, washer, young girl

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Animals Bred:	170
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Just like the time when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant toilet, or when a group of players formed a llama army to take over the server.

But that’s not all! We also have a unique feature where players can become virtual nurses and help care for injured players in the game. Just like the time when a player’s virtual ex-wife needed help with her virtual laundry, and things got a little messy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!