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Massive Overreaction Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wildly entertaining as a 1941 Wolf of Wall Street? Look no further! Our server is so popular, it’s practically underrated due to all the dipshits out there trying to be contrarian. But don’t worry, we’re here to set the record straight and show you just how immensely watchable and entertaining our SMP can be.

Forget about boring and stuffy servers, this is where the real fun happens. We’ve got insane builds, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera. So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our server!

Crafty Baldur’s Gate Bros – Where Pixels Meet Swords!

Baldurs, baldurs gate, bgg, bros, Class, companions, Crafty, FAQ, Gate, Karmic Dice, long rest, Meet, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, News, Patch, PC, pixels, Polls, PS5, Race, romance, Swords, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, Trailer, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us and become one of the Chosen of the Dumbass Three, where you can embark on quests, romance companions, and even recruit Minthara without going down the evil path (but you might miss out on a sexy scene, just saying).

Long rest often to unlock companion interactions and don’t forget to clear both the Underdark and Mountain Pass for epic loot and experiences. And if you consume tadpoles, be prepared for a DC21 Wisdom check that could affect your appearance – talk about a glow-up!

Enable Karmic Dice to avoid those pesky streaks of bad luck, or disable it if you’re feeling lucky. And don’t forget to vote in our polls for romance options, race choices, class preferences, and companion selections – your voice matters in this crazy world of Minecraft mayhem.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few insane storylines). Join us now and become a legend in the Chosen of the Dumbass Three Edition Minecraft server!

Hyperius SMP: Where the only thing more complex than geopolitics is trying to whitelist yourself!

active community, beginner kit, complex, Conquest, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, Facebook Page, Faction, geopolitical strategy, Geopolitics, Government, Hyperius, Laws, Nation building, Player Ranks, PvP, Resources, resources camp, smp, Staff support, War, Whitelist

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Server Overview

Server Name	Iperios Minecraft Server
Features	Create nations, refine McMMO skills, fight in wars, gain geopolitical power, conquer territories, earn wealth, custom enchants
Plugins	Dynmap, McMMO, Essentials, GriefPrevention, SilkSpawner, CrazyEnchants

FAQ

How do I join the server?

First, join the Discord server and ask for whitelist. For the IP and starter information, check the message in #info-new-players. A staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit to start.

What is Geopolitics in the server?

Geopolitics in the server involve conquering resource camps to gain geopolitical resources for expanding your nation. Resources and buildings can be created with a complete list available on the Discord channels.

How can I create or join a nation?

You can create your own nation with a form of government, laws, and ranks. If you prefer, you can also join a nation that is already created by other players on the server.

What are some key features of the server?

The server offers the ability to create and refine nations, participate in wars, gain wealth, and use custom enchants to enhance gameplay. There are also various plugins for added functionality.

Where can I find more information about the server?

For more information about the server, you can visit the Discord server at https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn and the Facebook page at https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crafty iPSP: Mine & Game

classic games, Crafty, Entertainment, Game, game suggestions, Gaming, gaming classics, Gaming Community, Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming nostalgia, gaming on ipad, gaming on the go, gaming on the move, gaming recommendations, Handheld Gaming, ipad, iPSP, portable gaming, psp games, PSP recommendations, Recommendations, retro gaming

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	226	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Are you tired of playing boring old PSP games on your iPad? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to go back to those lame PSP games again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

QuadCraft: Because who needs just one when you can have four?

QuadCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Buildings Constructed:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Farms Harvested:	843	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Animals Bred:	34	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that only have 3 dimensions? Well, look no further because our server defies all logic and has not one, not two, not three, but FOUR dimensions! That’s right, you can travel to a dimension where pigs fly, trees talk, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments for the chance to win a golden toilet seat (trust us, it’s worth it). And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King, who is said to possess the power to turn all your enemies into fluffy baby chicks.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a square, join us today and let the madness begin!

Wooloo▸ The fluffiest Minecraft server! Minecraft server

administration, artist, Auction, Cheating, Chess, Cities, city, decorations, Development, Economy, Events, Fluffy, Furry, Labyrinths, Minecraft, Parkours, questions, Server, Suggestions, Traders, vk, WOOLOO

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Farms Harvested:	964	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

IP:WOOLOO.FUN / Version 1.20.4

Our Wooloo bun invites everyone to the server

A server without unnecessary plugins with a nice atmosphere and friendly players! ❤

On Wooloo you can become an artist, create your own masterpieces and post them in the gallery!

You can play chess with a friend, go through complex labyrinths and parkours!

Events almost every day are the most diverse and unusual!

Huge amount of home decorations in /hdb

Construction of the actual city on the server!

Do you want to create a city and have the town be official on the server?

The administration will help you with this!

No cheating guaranteed 99.9%

Economically developed server with auction and traders!

The server is under development! Have questions? Ask! Any suggestions? Write – vk.com/lerman1 or in group messages?

wooloo.fun

Mine-archy: Where we waste hours building virtual stuff instead of our real lives! 1.20.X

#exciting, 1.20.X, Active, Adventure, Bedwars, building, Community, Fun, gameplay, HOURS, Ip:, Join, KitPvP, lives, Minearchy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, OWNER, Players, prop hunt, real, Server, smp, Stuff, Trailer, virtual, Waste, Website

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchantments Applied:	97	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	SMP and Minigames
Website	https://landsofminearchy.com
IP Address	play.minearchy.com
Bedrock IP Address	bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132)

FAQ – Lands of Minearchy Minecraft Server:

Question	Answer
What type of server is Lands of Minearchy?	Lands of Minearchy is a combination of SMP (Survival Multiplayer) and various minigames.
Are new players welcome?	Absolutely! Players of all experience levels are welcome to join and participate.
What kind of minigames are available?	There is a wide range of minigames available, including Prop Hunt, KitPvP, and upcoming Bedwars.
Where can I find more information about the server?	You can visit the server’s website at https://landsofminearchy.com for more details.
How do I join the server?	You can join by using the IP address play.minearchy.com in the Minecraft client.
Can Bedrock edition players join the server?	Yes, Bedrock players can join using the IP bedrock.minearchy.com with port 19132.

CraftyCampusCapers

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5752
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Villages Defended:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of pro-Zionist thugs beating up protestors with metal poles? Look no further! Join our server where you can team up with your friends to take down corrupt CEOs and IDF members in epic battles that will make your heart race faster than a LAPD helicopter chase!

Unleash your inner warrior as you fight against injustice and uncover money laundering schemes that would make even the most seasoned detective’s head spin. Build your own empire and watch out for shady real estate companies and investment LLCs lurking in the shadows.

Join now and be a part of a community that stands up against corruption and fights for what’s right, all while having a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips? Let’s go, gamers!

LazyCraft: Where Oversleeping and Taking it Easy is the Only Way to Play

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of all those hardcore Minecraft servers where you have to grind for hours just to survive? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage oversleeping and taking it easy!

Forget about mining for resources or fighting off mobs, here you can just chill in your virtual hammock and catch some Z’s. Our server is so laid back, even the creepers have been known to take naps instead of blowing you up.

Join us for a relaxing and stress-free Minecraft experience where the only thing you need to worry about is making sure your character gets enough beauty sleep. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so easy?

NUC Direwolf20: Minecraft for the smart and slightly older kids, version 1.12.2!

1.12.2, direwolf20, discord server, Feed The Beast, Hosting, Kids, Minecraft, Modded, monk, morph, NUC, Older, Players, Server, slightly, Smart, Version, voice chat

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	141	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Minecraft Server Information

Server Type	Modded
Server Version	1.12.2
Age Requirement	14+
Mod Pack	Feed The Beast Direwolf20 version 2.9.0
Player Limit	5 players max (including host)

Brief Overview:

Hello, I’m hosting a Feed The Beast Direwolf20 server with a maximum of 5 players (including me). More players are needed. The Morph mod and monk mod are disabled. Voice chat is preferred.

Join my discord server for more information.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking the discord server link provided above and following the instructions.
Is there a specific age requirement to join?	Yes, the age requirement is 14+.
What mods are included in the server?	The server uses the Feed The Beast Direwolf20 mod pack version 2.9.0 with Morph mod and monk mod disabled.
What is the player limit on the server?	The server has a maximum player limit of 5, including the host.
Is voice chat required?	Voice chat is preferred but not mandatory.

BagCraft – Where Pixels and Memes Collide

4koma, Account XP, Anniversary Festival, BagCraft, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blue archive, collide, Commissions, Events, Grand Assault, guides, Hieronymus, Hiyori, HOD, Joint Firing Drill, Kokona, Limit Break Assault, Manga, memes, mina, News, Normals, patch notes, pixels, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Rumi, Saori, set, shorts, Shun, Side Content, student council, Yukari

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Falling into the Void:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Potions Brewed:	108
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Imagine a world where dragons and tortoises work together for a better future, where you can unleash the fury of Set with light armor, and where Hieronymus wreaks havoc in an urban torment with special armor. And that’s not all – we have 2x hards, 2x commissions, 2x normals, and even 2x account XP to keep you on your toes!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to balance Schale’s books with the General Student Council, participate in a 2.5-Year Anniversary Festival Planning Committee, and engage in a joint firing drill escort mission. And don’t forget about the grand assault on Hod, where urban torment with heavy armor awaits!

So why wait? Join us now for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!