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NoWayInNebraskaMC

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Towns Built:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1652	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	107	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.

Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magic Items Found:	6460	Potions Brewed:	147
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mines Excavated:	3319
Endless Night Skies:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Sure thing! Imagine this Minecraft SMP as the Champions League of servers. We’ve got players from all over the world competing in epic battles and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and become the Lionel Messi of Minecraft, scoring goals (or in this case, blocks) left and right. Trust me, you don’t want to be stuck on the bench for this one! So lace up your virtual cleats and get ready to kick some pixelated butt on the pitch… I mean, in the mines.

NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

10. Past experiences, 11. Unforgettable moments, 12. Life reflections, 13. Do-over wishes, 14. Learning curve, 15. No repeat actions, 16. Avoiding pitfalls, 17. Self-improvement, 18. Avoiding regrets, 19. Future decisions, 2. Lessons learned, 20. Letting go of the past., 3. Life choices, 4. Mistakes made, 5. Never again, 6. One-time events, 7. Bad decisions, 8. Moving forward, 9. personal growth, Minecraft, NeverDigStraightDown, regretful experiences, smp

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Remember that time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Yeah, never again. But hey, if you want to join our crazy SMP, you can ride pigs off cliffs all day long! We’ve got a whole community of players who love to push the boundaries of Minecraft in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with nothing but snowballs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a wild ride (literally), come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!

GenderGigglesMC

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers all day? Well, on our server, the biggest surprise about the other gender is that they drop diamonds instead of flowers! That’s right, every time you encounter a player of the opposite gender, they will rain diamonds down on you like it’s nobody’s business. Join our server for a chance to become the richest player in all of Minecraft just by interacting with the opposite gender. Who knew that gender could be so profitable in the world of blocky adventures?

Pixel Fantasy Fun – Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Animals Bred:	133
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Mines Excavated:	3798	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! Legend has it that if you join this server, you’ll find treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to magical creatures like flying pigs and talking sheep. You’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run the other way. Trust me on this one.

$$$ Minecraft SMP Xperience

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	274	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
New Chunks Explored:	305499	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Love Letters Sent:	6

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even the most random decisions can lead to insane riches! Picture this: you join our server in November 2023, just casually throwing in .1 ETH because some meme shiller on Twitter told you to. You completely forget about it, only to check back yesterday and find out that .1 ETH has magically turned into 3.8 ETH! 🤑

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises. Who knows what other crazy memes will explode next? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your virtual coins into virtual riches – join now and let the chaos begin! 🚀💰 #ToTheMoonAndBeyond

ZombieStepBroBabyName

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of baby naming and step brother drama.

Picture this: a pregnant player (27F) and her husband (30M) are expecting a baby girl, but oh no, their baby’s middle name is causing chaos! The husband’s sweet grandmother is on her last legs, so they decide to honor her by giving their daughter her name. But wait, plot twist – the husband’s grandmother and the player’s step brother (who is trans) share the same birth name! Cue the drama!

The step brother goes berserk at the mere mention of his dead name, claiming everyone is out to get him. He demands the name be banished from existence, even though it’s as common as dirt. The player and her husband try to compromise by making it the baby’s middle name, but the step brother loses his marbles.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, passive-aggressive comments, and family feuds! Will the step brother come to terms with the baby’s middle name? Will the player and her husband survive the drama? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

NoSexForSMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	5050	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is you have to give up sex to join! But don’t worry, we have plenty of other things to keep you entertained, like building giant statues of chickens, organizing epic llama races, and battling the Ender Dragon while riding pigs.

Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs sex when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting to be explored? So leave your hormones at the door and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

BandCraft: Live Show Wars

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3301	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Falling into the Void:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is like a rock concert on steroids! Imagine if the band playing was a group of pixelated pigs jamming out to some sick beats. That’s the kind of energy you’ll find here. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing villagers, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself! So come on down and experience the most epic live show in Minecraft history. You won’t want to miss it!