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Brazilian Heem Minecraft Server

aggression, altercation, anger, Argument, assault, Attack, Board, Brazilian, challenge, Conflict, Confrontation, Dispute, Fight, Frustration, harm, heem, Minecraft, Physical, provocation, Server, threat, violence

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	New Chunks Explored:	975372
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by pesky Brazilian players on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your inner heemer and take them all out in one fell swoop! Join us and show those Brazilians who’s boss in the ultimate heeming showdown. But be warned, they won’t go down without a fight! So grab your sword, sharpen your skills, and get ready to heem like never before on our epic Minecraft server. Join now and be part of the heeming revolution!

VacayHouseWars

Airbnb, Alerts, banned, Boundaries, Caretaker, Communication Issues, FaceTime, family compound, family dynamics, garage door, homewatch guy, jerks, lying.., messing with in-laws, property ownership, social media, unauthorized invitations, vacation house, VacayHouseWars, well-pump system

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take family drama to a whole new level! Join now for a chance to mess with your in-laws in the most epic way possible.

Imagine this: you build a beautiful vacation house, only to have your in-laws try to claim it as their own personal family compound. But fear not, for on this server, you have the power to ban them and their sneaky friends from ever setting foot on your property again.

Watch as your in-laws scramble to cover up their lies and deceit, driving hours just to beg for forgiveness. But sorry, not sorry, they are not welcome here!

Join now and experience the thrill of kicking out unwanted guests, setting boundaries, and asserting your dominance over your virtual property. Don’t let anyone mess with your Minecraft mansion – it’s your kingdom, and you make the rules!

OutlookCraft Minecraft Server

CHANGED.., Character development, Decision making, deep storytelling, emotional, Empathy, Immersive, Impact, Interactive, life lessons, Minecraft, moral dilemma, narrative, narrative driven, outlook, OutlookCraft, perspective, player choice, Server, Story, storytelling, Thought-provoking, video games

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Crops Grown:	6718
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Have you ever played a game that made you question your entire existence? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a story that will make you rethink everything you thought you knew about gaming. Join us and embark on a journey that will have you questioning reality itself. Who needs therapy when you have our server to mess with your mind? Join now and prepare to have your outlook on life completely shattered!

RegretfulCraft

acceptance, advice, Choices, Closure, death, Dying, final thoughts, forgiveness, Gratitude, introspection, last words, Legacy, lessons learned, Life, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, mortality, perspective, Reflection, regret, RegretfulCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1346
Emeralds Found:	1660	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if your biggest regret in life is not experiencing the thrill of battling dragons, exploring haunted mansions, and dodging lava traps. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server…unless your biggest regret is not joining sooner! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some regrettable memories together!

MeTooMineCraftPrison

#metoo movement, activism, advocacy, Censorship, Chinese journalist, FEMINIST, freedom of speech, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, Journalism, Justice, Media, MeTooMineCraftPrison, Prison, protest, sentenced, sexual harassment, SILENCED, social change, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2768
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

so like u know this server is like the #MeToo movement but for minecraft lol. we got chinese journalists getting sentenced to 5 years in prison for promoting it. but like don’t worry, on our server u can promote whatever u want and not get in trouble. join us for a wild ride of freedom and blocky fun. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the banned items. shh, don’t tell anyone. come join us and let’s cause chaos together!

HabitCraft: Break Bad, Build Good

bad, bad habits, behavior change, Break, breaking bad habits, breaking habits, BUILD, Consistency, discipline, forming good habits, forming habits, giving up habits, Good, good habits, habit formation, HabitCraft, habits, healthy habits, motivation, negative habits, personal development, positive habits, self improvement, unhealthy habits, Willpower

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	46
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have the most epic parties in all of minecraft land. like, one time, we had a party so wild, even the creepers were dancing.

and, like, our community is, like, super tight-knit. we all, like, help each other out and stuff. like, one time, this dude lost all his diamonds and we all banded together to help him find them. turns out, they were in his inventory the whole time. classic mix-up, man.

oh, and did i mention the custom plugins? we have, like, this one plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. it’s, like, totally insane. you gotta see it to believe it, man.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

OneCraft: Where Java 1.2.5 reigns supreme and the economy is more unstable than my crafting skills!

1.2.5, Alpha, Alphacraft, command, commands, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Fun, invite, Ip:, java, Map, Nostalgia, Old, OneCraft, Plugin, Plugins, registration, REIGNS, Semi Vanilla, Skills, SUPREME, Survival, Unstable, Vanilla, Version, Website

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7708
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Void Gems Collected:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

IP	oc.alphacraft.fun:25624
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/bHS3guv7nS
Website	alphacraft.fun
Server’s map	http://oc.alphacraft.fun:25692/
Version	JAVA 1.2.5

Overview:

Nostalgic survival server with plugins running on the old version of Java 1.2.5. The server uses the old registration with the /register command. Anyone can come in!

FAQ:

What version of Java does the server run on?: The server runs on JAVA 1.2.5.
How do I register on the server?: You can register using the /register command.
Are there any restrictions on who can join the server?: There are no restrictions, anyone can join the server.
Where can I find the server’s map?: You can find the server’s map at http://oc.alphacraft.fun:25692/

SportyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Animals Bred:	170	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Emeralds Found:	3028	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old sports games that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the most epic and outrageous sports games you’ll ever play! Picture this: instead of kicking a boring old soccer ball around, you’ll be playing soccer with exploding TNT blocks! And forget about normal basketball hoops, ours are made out of lava and you have to dodge fireballs while shooting hoops. Oh, and did we mention that our golf course is on a floating island in the sky and you have to ride pigs to get around? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to play a regular sports game again! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the craziest sports games of your life!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

000 in savings, 120, 24 years old, Adulthood, adulting, BoomerCraft, family dynamics, financial independence, financial milestones, Financial Security, Financial Stability, investment strategies, Investments, live in parents basement, living arrangements, living situation, Minecraft, parental support, personal finances, Relationship Status, savings goals, Server, Virgin, young adult

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, being a 24-year-old virgin with $120,000 in savings? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the real world where you can finally be the master of your own virtual universe. Build your dream castle, find love with other players, and maybe even lose your virginity (in-game, of course). Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your sad reality into a hilarious adventure on our server. Join now and let the fun begin!

ExWifeExcessStorageCraft

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, crawl space, deed, Divorce, ExWifeExcessStorageCraft, family, home, husband’s ex, Kids, Mortgage, ownership, paddleboard, Property, relationship, Respect, separation, Storage

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	706072
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with exes trying to reclaim their paddleboards from your virtual crawl space.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your husband’s ex shows up demanding her long-lost paddleboard. Will you stand your ground and defend your deed rights, or will you cave and let her take it back? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles between players over who gets to keep the enchanted diamond armor they found in a dungeon. Will you emerge victorious and claim the loot for yourself, or will you be left empty-handed and crying in a corner? Only one way to find out – join our server now!