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BoomerCraft

aging, BoomerCraft, feeling ancient, feeling elderly, feeling like a dinosaur, feeling like a grandparent, feeling like a relic, feeling like a relic from the past, feeling like a senior citizen, feeling like a throwback, feeling like a time traveler, feeling like a vintage item, feeling obsolete, feeling out of touch, feeling outdated, generational differences, memory lane, Nostalgia, reflecting on the past, Reminiscing, time passing

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	56	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	233	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of feeling ancient in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where time is just a concept and you can frolic in eternal youth! Our server is so magical that every time you log on, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported back to the days when dinosaurs roamed the earth (don’t worry, they’re friendly here).

Join us for epic quests that will make you question your own existence, build towering castles that defy the laws of physics, and battle mythical creatures that will make you wish you never left the womb.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to wrinkles, gray hairs, and responsibilities. Embrace the chaos and insanity that is our Minecraft server and never feel old again!

CraftyMinors Minecraft Server

arrest, assault, charges, Court, CraftyMinors, crime, criminal, investigation, Japan, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, Military, Minecraft, MINOR, okinawa, punishment, rape, Server, sexual assault, underage, us soldier, Victim

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Votes:	1280
Emeralds Found:	3801	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild shenanigans? then u gotta join our server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

picture this: u spawn in and suddenly u r surrounded by unicorns and rainbows, flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can ride a dragon to battle against a giant zombie army or build a castle out of diamond blocks.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts where u can find hidden chests filled with rare loot. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and gumdrops.

oh, and did we mention the dance parties with disco sheep and party parrots? it’s lit, fam.

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the epicness begin! also, did u hear about the us soldier charged in okinawa for rape of a minor? crazy stuff, man.

GasDieselMadnessCraft

#sustainability, Automotive Industry, Ban, carbon footprint, climate change, diesel cars, electric vehicles, Emissions, environmental policy, environmental regulations, EU, european union, Fossil Fuels, gas, GasDieselMadnessCraft, green energy, ideological madness, italy, Meloni, Politics, Transportation

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like the EU banning gas and diesel cars? yea, it’s that crazy! our server is like a political rally but for gamers, man. join us and denounce the ‘ideological madness’ of boring servers. we’re all about that gas and diesel power, baby! come on and rev up your engines with us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like Italy’s Meloni would want. let’s show the world that minecraft is where the real revolution happens!

PlasticCraft – Price Transparency Guaranteed

American doctors, elective surgery, GUARANTEED, healthcare costs, healthcare costs comparison, healthcare expenses, healthcare pricing, healthcare pricing models, healthcare regulations, healthcare system, healthcare transparency, healthcare transparency laws, medical billing, medical industry, medical pricing, medical pricing transparency, medical procedures, medical services, Plastic Surgeons, plastic surgery prices, PlasticCraft, price, price transparency, transparency

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2463	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the only American doctors are plastic surgeons, right? Like, they’re the only ones who are super transparent about their prices and stuff. But get this, on this server, the plastic surgeons are actually zombies who perform surgeries on players to give them super cool abilities like shooting lasers from their eyes or turning into a giant chicken. It’s like, totally insane, dude. Plus, there’s this secret underground lab where players can find rare loot and fight off mutant mobs. And if that’s not enough, there’s a floating island made entirely of candy where players can build their dream base and ride unicorns. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

AntsOnMyRideMC

ant colony spread, ant hitchhiking behavior, ant hitchhiking patterns, ant infestation prevention, ant species identification, ants, AntsOnMyRideMC, hitchhiking, invasive ant control, invasive ant eradication, invasive ant management, invasive ant species, invasive species, invasive species monitoring, Pest Control, Transportation, vehicle biosecurity, vehicle infestation, vehicle sanitation, vehicle spread of ants, Vehicles

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

yo yo yo come join our EPIC minecraft server where we got ants hitchhiking on vehicles like it’s a dang party bus! we got 9 different species of ants just chillin and causing chaos, and 7 of them are straight up INVASIVE.

imagine riding around in your minecart and suddenly you got an army of ants marching alongside you, ready to take over the world. it’s like a real-life ant farm, but on steroids.

so if you’re looking for a wild ride and some unexpected passengers, come join our server and see if you can survive the invasion of the hitchhiking ants. it’s gonna be LIT, fam!

SandCraftSMP

Economy, Survival, Survival Community Events Economy Landscapes Structures Adventures Player-driven Classic Friendly Seasoned New Build Explore Join Incredible Crafting Multiplayer PvP Creative, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3693

“Welcome to our Minecraft survival server! Join us for a classic survival experience with a friendly community, regular events, and a player-driven economy. Explore vast landscapes, build amazing structures, and embark on epic adventures. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, there’s something for everyone here. Join us and let’s create something incredible together!”

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PLUScraft

24/7, Active players, Active Staff, changing servers, Chill, community-driven, Economy, Events, Factions, friendly community, Friendly staff, FRIENDSHIPS, Fun, fun server, Giveaways, KitPvP, minecraft server, multimode, multiplayer, PLUScraft, Skyblock, Survival, user-driven, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Farms Harvested:	889	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

WELCOME TO PLUScraft PLUScraft is a chill and fun 24/7 multimode server. The staff is as active and friendly as the players. Friendships are guaranteed. On the server we do a lot of giveaways and events and every choice is made by the users. The various servers are constantly changing to ensure greater fun for everyone What are you waiting for, join PLUScraft, a wonderful server

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WaveCraft Minecraft Server

AS FATE HAS DECREED, Cinematics, codes, Crownless, Download, emotes, friends list, Map, Minecraft, Official, PC client, Resonator Showcase, Server, Thaw of Eons, Thread Template, Trailer, tutorial, twitter, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, WUTHERINGGIFT, wuwa, Yinlin

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Votes:	766
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most epic way possible!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a sprinkle of chaos. Our map is so massive, it’s rumored to have its own gravitational pull – you’ll never run out of places to explore!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive cinematics that will blow your mind and make you question reality. You’ll be left wondering if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have emotes that will make your character bust a move like never before. Want to do the floss while fighting off creepers? We’ve got you covered!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to buckle up because things are about to get Wutheringly wild!

MindClaw Minecraft Server

constant battle, death simulation, Defeat, defeatism, inner turmoil, LOSING, mental anguish, mental battle, mental defeat, mental exhaustion, mental struggle, mental torment, mental warfare, mind clawing, mind games, MindClaw, Minecraft, psychological warfare, Server, Struggle

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your mind will be clawed by the intense gameplay, your survival skills will be put to the test in a death simulation, and every moment feels like a constant battle where you’re destined to lose every time! But fear not, because the thrill of the challenge is what makes this server so addictive.

Join us if you dare to face off against mythical creatures, build epic structures in the midst of chaos, and embark on quests that will push you to your limits. Who needs to win when you can have this much fun losing? So come on, join us and embrace the madness!

MommaGoneVacay

family argument, family conflict, family decision-making, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family expenses, family relationships, family tradition, family traditions, family vacation, family vacations, first class upgrade, middle class, MommaGoneVacay, parental expectations, Rome trip, uninviting mother

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Alien Abductions:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Looking for a vacation from your family drama? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual getaway where you can build your dream vacation spot without any pesky relatives tagging along.

Tired of shouldering the costs for family trips? On our server, you can be the king or queen of your own castle without breaking the bank. Upgrade to first class in-game and fly to Rome or any other destination your heart desires.

Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to endless possibilities on our server. Build, explore, and conquer without anyone calling you cheap or ungrateful. Join now and leave the drama behind – after all, who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family waiting for you?