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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 1261 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Our server is so amazing that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. We have a secret underground base where we throw epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon and even have a roller coaster that takes you through the Nether (watch out for the lava slides!).
But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours, a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed.
So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).