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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 8000 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.
